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Post by 42ndstreetfreak on Nov 9, 2005 12:18:11 GMT -5
"Pennis From Heaven" - Classic comedy moments as our Dennis walks all over celebs at festivals, parties and premiers!
Some choice moments include:
Dennis at the Venice film festival press conference for "Braveheart" and saying to Mel "I'd like to thank you, I've not had sex for a month but last night I saw your film..and slept with the entire audience".
To Cher: "Has anybody told you you're really beautiful...and meant it"?
To Demi Moore - "If it wasn't gratuitous and tastefully done...would you consider keeping your clothes on in a movie"?
To Hugh Grant - "I've always found your acting a little woody, when you came on in "Sirens" I thought someone had thrown a chair onto the set".
To Steve Martin - Steve! Please, one question? How come you're not funny anymore"?
To Jean Claude Van Damme - "If you were a Beligium chocolate, would you be one of those with a soft centre, or one of the hard ones with a couple of small nuts at the bottom"?
To Tom Hanks about "Apollo 13" - "Congratulations, you've made the ultimate space movie...completely lacking in atmosphere".
To a porno Director - "Are there any unions in porn movies? As i'm sure the last thing you'd want is for actors to down tools in the middle of a shoot".
To Pierce Brosnan - "I tell yer, I saw "Goldeneye" and I was glued to my seat...otherwise I would have left".
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Post by Pulpmariachi on Nov 9, 2005 16:46:12 GMT -5
Downfall.
Not quite Springtime for Hitler.
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Post by Bartwald on Nov 10, 2005 1:40:19 GMT -5
"Pennis From Heaven" - Classic comedy moments as our Dennis walks all over celebs at festivals, parties and premiers! Some choice moments include: Dennis at the Venice film festival press conference for "Braveheart" and saying to Mel "I'd like to thank you, I've not had sex for a month but last night I saw your film..and slept with the entire audience". To Cher: "Has anybody told you you're really beautiful...and meant it"? To Demi Moore - "If it wasn't gratuitous and tastefully done...would you consider keeping your clothes on in a movie"? To Hugh Grant - "I've always found your acting a little woody, when you came on in "Sirens" I thought someone had thrown a chair onto the set". To Steve Martin - Steve! Please, one question? How come you're not funny anymore"? To Jean Claude Van Damme - "If you were a Beligium chocolate, would you be one of those with a soft centre, or one of the hard ones with a couple of small nuts at the bottom"? To Tom Hanks about "Apollo 13" - "Congratulations, you've made the ultimate space movie...completely lacking in atmosphere". To a porno Director - "Are there any unions in porn movies? As i'm sure the last thing you'd want is for actors to down tools in the middle of a shoot". To Pierce Brosnan - "I tell yer, I saw "Goldeneye" and I was glued to my seat...otherwise I would have left". ;D I never saw any of these but it all sounds alright! Pulp - and anyone else who liked Downfall: Michael Slade's Swastika is recommended reading after watching this film; shows the last hours in the bunker from yet another perspective. |
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Post by Termination on Nov 10, 2005 2:04:14 GMT -5
Started watching & was planning on watching all 22 episodes of Alias: Complete Season 4. Had to stop after the 3rd disc, 12 episodes, because of my weak eyes.  Well the first half of the Season isn't that bad. Not as many cliffhangers at the end of each episode, but the show is still addictive. The wait is finally over! I was disappointed when J.J. took off to do Lost leaving us Alias fans in the dust but sinse both shows kick ass, I forgive & forget. |
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Post by Quorthon on Nov 10, 2005 12:06:18 GMT -5
Saw II- Brilliant and suspenseful. Jigsaw is so poetic. Tobin Bell...great acting. Really puts some heart into the role...and some liver...and some spleen... I saw Saw I, and I don't believe a word you're saying here. That movie was total shit, and I've heard this one "isn't as good." Now how crappy a movie does a movie have to be to not be as good as total fucking shit? Saw sucked!! Almost as big a let-down as AVP.... |
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Post by Pulpmariachi on Nov 10, 2005 12:46:41 GMT -5
Never saw either couldn't tell you.
I just watched A Hard Day's Night again.
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Post by frankenjohn on Nov 10, 2005 15:51:18 GMT -5
Saw II- Brilliant and suspenseful. Jigsaw is so poetic. Tobin Bell...great acting. Really puts some heart into the role...and some liver...and some spleen... I saw Saw I, and I don't believe a word you're saying here. That movie was total shit, and I've heard this one "isn't as good." Now how crappy a movie does a movie have to be to not be as good as total fucking shit? Saw sucked!! Almost as big a let-down as AVP.... I know SAW wasn't good. Just see the sequel...you'll forget the other one was bad... |
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Post by slayrrr666 on Nov 10, 2005 15:59:57 GMT -5
I actually liked the first one. A new story, a clever villian, and ingenious kills. And the ending actually impressed me. I loved it! That twist is so out-of-the-blue and unique that it stands out as one of my favorite endings, right up there with Jason rising from the lake in Friday the 13th and the knowledge of Michael loose in Halloween.
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Post by Quorthon on Nov 10, 2005 16:35:47 GMT -5
I saw Saw I, and I don't believe a word you're saying here. That movie was total shit, and I've heard this one "isn't as good." Now how crappy a movie does a movie have to be to not be as good as total fucking shit? Saw sucked!! Almost as big a let-down as AVP.... I know SAW wasn't good. Just see the sequel...you'll forget the other one was bad... Iiiiiiiii don't know..... I don't think I'll take the risk.... I mean, I really hate the first one. Here's how my day went when I saw it: Credits roll, "That wasn't too bad, I guess," says I. Walk out of the theater to my truck, "That was kinda stupid..." I say. Get home after 10 minute drive after thinking about the movie for a total of about 15 minutes, "God that fucking SUCKED! I mean, okay, how..." Twenty minute rant follows, the movie has managed to actually make me angry. It was that bad. I was pissed off. Insulted. Refused to pay to see the sequel, stand by my convictions. Will wait for the DVD, then watch it for free when my Mom buys it for the Library she works at. Just like I did for AVP. Piece of shit.... |
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Post by frankenjohn on Nov 10, 2005 22:40:57 GMT -5
The Terminator- C'mon, it's Cameron, man. Geez.
Brazil- Sheer brilliance. Hysterical. I love the fantasy sequences.
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Post by Pulpmariachi on Nov 10, 2005 22:52:11 GMT -5
Rushmore.
Wes Anderson.
Need I say more?
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Post by Termination on Nov 11, 2005 2:11:39 GMT -5
Finished Alias: Complete Season 4... woa, killer ending. I look forward to season 5.
Also bought & watched The Devil’s Rejects 3/4 stars
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Post by slayrrr666 on Nov 11, 2005 13:26:26 GMT -5
Tonight, I've decided to either go with Christine or The Shining. Any suggestions.
Reviews for The Serpent and the Rainbow and The Fly coming up later tonight.
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Post by Quorthon on Nov 11, 2005 13:31:32 GMT -5
Start with the Shining. It's a long movie, and Kubrick stuff can be slow at times, so be prepared.
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Post by slayrrr666 on Nov 11, 2005 13:34:32 GMT -5
No problemo, then. Shining it is. Review coming tomorrow. Just have to finish off The Fly and it will be up, along with Rainbow.
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