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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jun 6, 2004 3:15:36 GMT -5
Good job, frankenjohn. You only managed to answer one of them, but you got it right nonetheless.  "Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!" "Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?" "Hey, I hear your sister's goin' out with SQUEAK!" ".Dude, you're a little bitch." "I am not! I don't know why I keep hanging out with you guys!" "'Cause you're a piece of shit." "I am not a piece of shit!" "Yeah, but you're a little bitch." ".DAMN IT! You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here." "You know Remer, some day, I'm gonna own a big Sports Bar." "No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied." "Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end." "There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love." "Look, you want to know if I understand that this is a mental hospital? Yes, I understand that, but then how can I say that you are Don Octavio and I am a guest at your villa?" "By seeing beyond what is visible to the eye. Now there are those, of course, who do not share my perceptions, it is true. When I say that all my woman are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a third, they are too small. But I see these women for how they truly are... glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect... because I am not limited by my eyesight." "How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?" "I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas." "I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anybody!" "You lost a lot of blood, but we found most of it." "If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?" "What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?" "Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me." "Lip my stockings!" "Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun." "You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?" "There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here." "Your power fails you!" "The master will be very disturbed." "Where in the world can he be? MIKE! MIKE! ...Get me out of here!" "Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always." "Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?" "You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now." "I've never lost a fight." "Except to a crippled old man, just now." "I have broken the fourth commandment, father." "You killed somebody?" "No, that is not the fourth commandment." "Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man." "You're going to be bad for business. I know it." "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return." "And in the end, should someone die?" "Love is a many splenored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!" "This woman is yours now! I've paid my whore! I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love." "We are number one. All others are number two, or lower." "We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster." "I will keep draming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope... you better hope... you're asleep! Sweet dreams... lilac." "Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while at the same time being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day." "I don't find you threatening." "Well, you're kind." "...At all." "I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel icky." "What do you think it means you ignorant hick? I'm in the middle of a divorce! D-I-V-O-R-C-E divorce!" "In time, every piece of her will be gone, and her death will remain a mystery, even to me." "Rubbernecker!" "I know that. That doesn't matter. I know YOU, Mr. Rainey, that's what matters. You stole my story." "Stupid! You so stupid!" "Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!" "Hi. I'm Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I loved their spatulas so much, I bought the company." "Today, I'm going to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It is a sad, depressing story of a pathetic coyote, who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who laughs at him, and mocks him while he's continuously crushed and maimed! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!" "Sometimes, life sticks to the floor so badly that a mop is not good enough! A mop's not good enough! You gotta get down there with a, with a toothbrush, you know. You gotta scrub, you gotta try to get it all off, really try to get it all off! If that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up, run to a window and say, HEY! These floors are dirty as Hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!" |
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Post by frankenjohn on Jun 15, 2004 15:20:11 GMT -5
Good job, frankenjohn. You only managed to answer one of them, but you got it right nonetheless. "Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!" "Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?" "Hey, I hear your sister's goin' out with SQUEAK!" ".Dude, you're a little bitch." "I am not! I don't know why I keep hanging out with you guys!" "'Cause you're a piece of shit." "I am not a piece of shit!" "Yeah, but you're a little bitch." ".DAMN IT! You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here." "You know Remer, some day, I'm gonna own a big Sports Bar." "No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied." "Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end." "There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love." "Look, you want to know if I understand that this is a mental hospital? Yes, I understand that, but then how can I say that you are Don Octavio and I am a guest at your villa?" "By seeing beyond what is visible to the eye. Now there are those, of course, who do not share my perceptions, it is true. When I say that all my woman are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a third, they are too small. But I see these women for how they truly are... glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect... because I am not limited by my eyesight." "How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?" "I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas." "I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anybody!" "You lost a lot of blood, but we found most of it." "If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?" "What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?" "Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me." "Lip my stockings!" "Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun." "You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?" "There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here." "Your power fails you!" "The master will be very disturbed." "Where in the world can he be? MIKE! MIKE! ...Get me out of here!" "Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always." "Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?" "You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now." "I've never lost a fight." "Except to a crippled old man, just now." "I have broken the fourth commandment, father." "You killed somebody?" "No, that is not the fourth commandment." "Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man." "You're going to be bad for business. I know it." "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return." "And in the end, should someone die?" "Love is a many splenored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!" "This woman is yours now! I've paid my whore! I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love." "We are number one. All others are number two, or lower." "We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster." "I will keep draming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope... you better hope... you're asleep! Sweet dreams... lilac." "Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while at the same time being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day." "I don't find you threatening." "Well, you're kind." "...At all." "I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel icky." "What do you think it means you ignorant hick? I'm in the middle of a divorce! D-I-V-O-R-C-E divorce!" "In time, every piece of her will be gone, and her death will remain a mystery, even to me." "Rubbernecker!" "I know that. That doesn't matter. I know YOU, Mr. Rainey, that's what matters. You stole my story." SECRET WINDOW "Stupid! You so stupid!" "Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!" "Hi. I'm Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I loved their spatulas so much, I bought the company." "Today, I'm going to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It is a sad, depressing story of a pathetic coyote, who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who laughs at him, and mocks him while he's continuously crushed and maimed! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!" "Sometimes, life sticks to the floor so badly that a mop is not good enough! A mop's not good enough! You gotta get down there with a, with a toothbrush, you know. You gotta scrub, you gotta try to get it all off, really try to get it all off! If that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up, run to a window and say, HEY! These floors are dirty as Hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!" |
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jun 18, 2004 14:56:53 GMT -5
good job, frankenjohn.
"Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!"
"Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?"
"Hey, I hear your sister's goin' out with SQUEAK!"
"Dude, you're a little bitch." "I am not! I don't know why I keep hanging out with you guys!" "'Cause you're a piece of shit." "I am not a piece of shit!" "Yeah, but you're a little bitch." "DAMN IT! You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here."
"You know Remer, some day, I'm gonna own a big Sports Bar."
"Only my friends can call me 'pig-fucker'."
"No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied."
"Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end."
"There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love."
"Look, you want to know if I understand that this is a mental hospital? Yes, I understand that, but then how can I say that you are Don Octavio and I am a guest at your villa?"
"By seeing beyond what is visible to the eye. Now there are those, of course, who do not share my perceptions, it is true. When I say that all my woman are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a third, they are too small. But I see these women for how they truly are... glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect... because I am not limited by my eyesight."
"So, to answer your question, I see as clear as day that this great edifice in which we find ourselves is your villa. It is your home and as for you, Don Octavio DeFlores, you are a great lover like myself, even though you may have lost your way and your accent. Shall I continue?"
"How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?"
"I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas."
"I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anybody!"
"You lost a lot of blood, but we found most of it."
"If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?"
"El Nino."
"What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?"
"Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me."
"Lip my stockings!"
"Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun."
"You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?"
"Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?"
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."
"Your power fails you!"
"The master will be very disturbed."
"Where in the world can he be? MIKE! MIKE! ...Get me out of here!"
"Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always."
"It's nothing to worry about. It's only your imagination."
"Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?"
"You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now."
"I've never lost a fight." "Except to a crippled old man, just now."
"I have broken the fourth commandment, father." "You killed somebody?" "No, that is not the fourth commandment."
"Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man."
"Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please. "
"You're going to be bad for business. I know it."
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return."
"And in the end, should someone die?"
"Love is a many splenored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!"
"This woman is yours now! I've paid my whore! I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
"See? You can't fool us. You are the voice of the Children of the Revolution."
"We are number one. All others are number two, or lower."
"We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster."
"I will keep draming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope... you better hope... you're asleep! Sweet dreams... lilac."
"Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while at the same time being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day."
"I don't find you threatening." "Well, you're kind." "...At all."
"I'm invisible! Can you see me?" "...Yes!" "Two hands there, son." "Maybe you should put some shorts on if you want to keep fighting evil today"
"Stupid! You so stupid!"
"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"
"Hi. I'm Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I loved their spatulas so much, I bought the company."
"Today, I'm going to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It is a sad, depressing story of a pathetic coyote, who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who laughs at him, and mocks him while he's continuously crushed and maimed! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!"
"Sometimes, life sticks to the floor so badly that a mop is not good enough! A mop's not good enough! You gotta get down there with a, with a toothbrush, you know. You gotta scrub, you gotta try to get it all off, really try to get it all off! If that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up, run to a window and say, HEY! These floors are dirty as Hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
"Aha! ROAD MAPS!"
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Post by frankenjohn on Jun 19, 2004 7:53:02 GMT -5
good job, frankenjohn. "Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!" "Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?" "Hey, I hear your sister's goin' out with SQUEAK!" "Dude, you're a little bitch." "I am not! I don't know why I keep hanging out with you guys!" "'Cause you're a piece of shit." "I am not a piece of shit!" "Yeah, but you're a little bitch." "DAMN IT! You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here." "You know Remer, some day, I'm gonna own a big Sports Bar." "Only my friends can call me 'pig-fucker'." "No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied." "Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end." "There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love." "Look, you want to know if I understand that this is a mental hospital? Yes, I understand that, but then how can I say that you are Don Octavio and I am a guest at your villa?" "By seeing beyond what is visible to the eye. Now there are those, of course, who do not share my perceptions, it is true. When I say that all my woman are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a third, they are too small. But I see these women for how they truly are... glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect... because I am not limited by my eyesight." "So, to answer your question, I see as clear as day that this great edifice in which we find ourselves is your villa. It is your home and as for you, Don Octavio DeFlores, you are a great lover like myself, even though you may have lost your way and your accent. Shall I continue?" DON JUAN DEMARCO? "How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?" "I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas." "I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anybody!" "You lost a lot of blood, but we found most of it." "If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?" "El Nino." "What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?" "Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me." "Lip my stockings!" "Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun." "You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?" "Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?" "There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here." "Your power fails you!" "The master will be very disturbed." "Where in the world can he be? MIKE! MIKE! ...Get me out of here!" "Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always." "It's nothing to worry about. It's only your imagination." "Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?" "You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now." "I've never lost a fight." "Except to a crippled old man, just now." "I have broken the fourth commandment, father." "You killed somebody?" "No, that is not the fourth commandment." "Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man." "Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please. " "You're going to be bad for business. I know it." "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return." "And in the end, should someone die?" "Love is a many splenored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!" "This woman is yours now! I've paid my whore! I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love." "See? You can't fool us. You are the voice of the Children of the Revolution." "We are number one. All others are number two, or lower." "We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster." "I will keep draming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope... you better hope... you're asleep! Sweet dreams... lilac." "Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while at the same time being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day." "I don't find you threatening." "Well, you're kind." "...At all." "I'm invisible! Can you see me?" "...Yes!" "Two hands there, son." "Maybe you should put some shorts on if you want to keep fighting evil today" "Stupid! You so stupid!" "Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!" "Hi. I'm Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I loved their spatulas so much, I bought the company." "Today, I'm going to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It is a sad, depressing story of a pathetic coyote, who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who laughs at him, and mocks him while he's continuously crushed and maimed! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!" "Sometimes, life sticks to the floor so badly that a mop is not good enough! A mop's not good enough! You gotta get down there with a, with a toothbrush, you know. You gotta scrub, you gotta try to get it all off, really try to get it all off! If that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up, run to a window and say, HEY! These floors are dirty as Hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!" "Aha! ROAD MAPS!" |
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jun 24, 2004 13:27:28 GMT -5
good job, frankenjohn.
"Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!"
"Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?"
"Hey, I hear your sister's goin' out with SQUEAK!"
"Dude, you're a little bitch." "I am not! I don't know why I keep hanging out with you guys!" "'Cause you're a piece of shit." "I am not a piece of shit!" "Yeah, but you're a little bitch." "DAMN IT! You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here."
"You know Remer, some day, I'm gonna own a big Sports Bar."
"Only my friends can call me 'pig-fucker'."
"Did I just fart?"
"How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?"
"I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas."
"I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anybody!"
"You lost a lot of blood, but we found most of it."
"If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?"
"El Nino."
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, but I am wearing her underwear."
"What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?"
"Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me."
"Lip my stockings!"
"Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun."
"You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?"
"Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?"
"Are you drinking, no?" "Am I drinking? As soon as I'm done."
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."
"Your power fails you!"
"The master will be very disturbed."
"Where in the world can he be? MIKE! MIKE! ...Get me out of here!"
"Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always."
"It's nothing to worry about. It's only your imagination."
"Manos, God of primal darkness. As thou has decreed so have I done. The hands of fate have doomed this man. Thy will is done."
"Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?"
"You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now."
"I've never lost a fight." "Except to a crippled old man, just now."
"I have broken the fourth commandment, father." "You killed somebody?" "No, that is not the fourth commandment."
"Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man."
"Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please. "
"Do you surrender?" "Never, but I may scream." "I understand. Sometimes I have that effect."
"You're going to be bad for business. I know it."
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return."
"And in the end, should someone die?"
"Love is a many splenored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!"
"This woman is yours now! I've paid my whore! I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
"See? You can't fool us. You are the voice of the Children of the Revolution."
"Oh Harold, no one can play him like you could." "No one's going to."
"We are number one. All others are number two, or lower."
"We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster."
"I will keep draming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope... you better hope... you're asleep! Sweet dreams... lilac."
"Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while at the same time being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day."
"I don't find you threatening." "Well, you're kind." "...At all."
"I'm invisible! Can you see me?" "...Yes!" "Two hands there, son." "Maybe you should put some shorts on if you want to keep fighting evil today"
"That's it! We are the Super Squad!" "NO!"
"Stupid! You so stupid!"
"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"
"Hi. I'm Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I loved their spatulas so much, I bought the company."
"Today, I'm going to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It is a sad, depressing story of a pathetic coyote, who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who laughs at him, and mocks him while he's continuously crushed and maimed! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!"
"Sometimes, life sticks to the floor so badly that a mop is not good enough! A mop's not good enough! You gotta get down there with a, with a toothbrush, you know. You gotta scrub, you gotta try to get it all off, really try to get it all off! If that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up, run to a window and say, HEY! These floors are dirty as Hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
"Aha! ROAD MAPS!"
"Lesbian NAZI hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs. All this week on Town Talk."
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Post by Heineken Skywalker on Jun 24, 2004 14:05:37 GMT -5
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."
"Your power fails you!"
"The master will be very disturbed."
"Where in the world can he be? MIKE! MIKE! ...Get me out of here!"
"Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always."
"It's nothing to worry about. It's only your imagination."
"Manos, God of primal darkness. As thou has decreed so have I done. The hands of fate have doomed this man. Thy will is done."
MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE
"Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?"
"You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now."
"I've never lost a fight." "Except to a crippled old man, just now."
"I have broken the fourth commandment, father." "You killed somebody?" "No, that is not the fourth commandment."
"Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man."
"Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please. "
"Do you surrender?" "Never, but I may scream." "I understand. Sometimes I have that effect."
THE MASK OF ZORRO
"We are number one. All others are number two, or lower."
"We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster."
"I will keep draming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope... you better hope... you're asleep! Sweet dreams... lilac."
"Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while at the same time being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day."
"I don't find you threatening." "Well, you're kind." "...At all."
"I'm invisible! Can you see me?" "...Yes!" "Two hands there, son." "Maybe you should put some shorts on if you want to keep fighting evil today"
"That's it! We are the Super Squad!" "NO!"
MYSTERY MEN
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Post by frankenjohn on Jun 24, 2004 15:10:59 GMT -5
good job, frankenjohn. "Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!" "Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?" "Hey, I hear your sister's goin' out with SQUEAK!" "Dude, you're a little bitch." "I am not! I don't know why I keep hanging out with you guys!" "'Cause you're a piece of shit." "I am not a piece of shit!" "Yeah, but you're a little bitch." "DAMN IT! You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here." "You know Remer, some day, I'm gonna own a big Sports Bar." "Only my friends can call me 'pig-fucker'." "Did I just fart?" "How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?" "I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas." "I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anybody!" "You lost a lot of blood, but we found most of it." "If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?" "El Nino." "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, but I am wearing her underwear." "What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?" "Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me." "Lip my stockings!" "Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun." "You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?" "Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?" "Are you drinking, no?" "Am I drinking? As soon as I'm done." "There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here." "Your power fails you!" "The master will be very disturbed." "Where in the world can he be? MIKE! MIKE! ...Get me out of here!" "Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always." "It's nothing to worry about. It's only your imagination." "Manos, God of primal darkness. As thou has decreed so have I done. The hands of fate have doomed this man. Thy will is done." "Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?" "You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now." "I've never lost a fight." "Except to a crippled old man, just now." "I have broken the fourth commandment, father." "You killed somebody?" "No, that is not the fourth commandment." "Do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man." "Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please. " "Do you surrender?" "Never, but I may scream." "I understand. Sometimes I have that effect." "You're going to be bad for business. I know it." "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return." "And in the end, should someone die?" "Love is a many splenored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!" "This woman is yours now! I've paid my whore! I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love." "See? You can't fool us. You are the voice of the Children of the Revolution." "Oh Harold, no one can play him like you could." "No one's going to." "We are number one. All others are number two, or lower." "We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster." "I will keep draming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope... you better hope... you're asleep! Sweet dreams... lilac." "Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while at the same time being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day." "I don't find you threatening." "Well, you're kind." "...At all." "I'm invisible! Can you see me?" "...Yes!" "Two hands there, son." "Maybe you should put some shorts on if you want to keep fighting evil today" "That's it! We are the Super Squad!" "NO!" "Stupid! You so stupid!" "Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!" "Hi. I'm Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I loved their spatulas so much, I bought the company." "Today, I'm going to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It is a sad, depressing story of a pathetic coyote, who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who laughs at him, and mocks him while he's continuously crushed and maimed! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!" "Sometimes, life sticks to the floor so badly that a mop is not good enough! A mop's not good enough! You gotta get down there with a, with a toothbrush, you know. You gotta scrub, you gotta try to get it all off, really try to get it all off! If that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up, run to a window and say, HEY! These floors are dirty as Hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!" "Aha! ROAD MAPS!" "Lesbian NAZI hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs. All this week on Town Talk." UHF |
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jun 25, 2004 3:09:47 GMT -5
"Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!"
"Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?"
"Hey, I hear your sister's goin' out with SQUEAK!"
"Dude, you're a little bitch." "I am not! I don't know why I keep hanging out with you guys!" "'Cause you're a piece of shit." "I am not a piece of shit!" "Yeah, but you're a little bitch." "DAMN IT! You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here."
"You know Remer, some day, I'm gonna own a big Sports Bar."
"Only my friends can call me 'pig-fucker'."
"Did I just fart?"
"How to speak San Franciscan: Vagoina."
"How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?"
"I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas."
"I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anybody!"
"You lost a lot of blood, but we found most of it."
"If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?"
"El Nino."
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, but I am wearing her underwear."
"Gianini... Any Sicilian in you?" "Not since last night."
"What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?"
"Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me."
"Lip my stockings!"
"Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun."
"You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?"
"Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?"
"Are you drinking, no?" "Am I drinking? As soon as I'm done."
"For relaxing times, make it Suntory time."
"You're going to be bad for business. I know it."
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return."
"And in the end, should someone die?"
"Love is a many splenored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!"
"This woman is yours now! I've paid my whore! I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
"See? You can't fool us. You are the voice of the Children of the Revolution."
"Oh Harold, no one can play him like you could." "No one's going to."
"Don't worry Shakespeare, you'll get your ending... once the Duke gets his end-in."
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Post by Heineken Skywalker on Jun 25, 2004 9:28:40 GMT -5
"What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?"
"Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me."
"Lip my stockings!"
"Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun."
"You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?"
"Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?"
"Are you drinking, no?" "Am I drinking? As soon as I'm done."
"For relaxing times, make it Suntory time."
LOST IN TRANSLATION!! I knew I recognized some of that dialogue. The Suntory line was the clencher.
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jun 26, 2004 2:51:20 GMT -5
"Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!"
"Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?"
"Hey, I hear your sister's goin' out with SQUEAK!"
"Dude, you're a little bitch." "I am not! I don't know why I keep hanging out with you guys!" "'Cause you're a piece of shit." "I am not a piece of shit!" "Yeah, but you're a little bitch." "DAMN IT! You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here."
"You know Remer, some day, I'm gonna own a big Sports Bar."
"Only my friends can call me 'pig-fucker'."
"Did I just fart?"
"How to speak San Franciscan: Vagoina."
"Update. We still have no fucking clue where this guy is."
"How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?"
"I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas."
"I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anybody!"
"You lost a lot of blood, but we found most of it."
"If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?"
"El Nino."
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, but I am wearing her underwear."
"Gianini... Any Sicilian in you?" "Not since last night."
"Some would argue that the Mafia is a bad thing, that it uses its power to undermine law and order, to promote the very lowest forms of human behavior. Of course, that's all true, but in the end, maybe it's worth it."
"You're going to be bad for business. I know it."
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return."
"And in the end, should someone die?"
"Love is a many splenored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!"
"This woman is yours now! I've paid my whore! I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
"See? You can't fool us. You are the voice of the Children of the Revolution."
"Oh Harold, no one can play him like you could." "No one's going to."
"Don't worry Shakespeare, you'll get your ending... once the Duke gets his end-in."
"Never knew I could feel like this, like I've never seen the sky before... I want to vanish inside your kiss. Everyday I love you more and more. Listen to my heart. Can you hear it sing, telling me to give you everything? Season's may change; winter to spring, but I'll love you until the end of time. Come what may, come what may, I will love you until my dying day."
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jun 27, 2004 3:16:31 GMT -5
"Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!"
"Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?"
"Hey, I hear your sister's goin' out with SQUEAK!"
"Dude, you're a little bitch." "I am not! I don't know why I keep hanging out with you guys!" "'Cause you're a piece of shit." "I am not a piece of shit!" "Yeah, but you're a little bitch." "DAMN IT! You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here."
"You know Remer, some day, I'm gonna own a big Sports Bar."
"Only my friends can call me 'pig-fucker'."
"Did I just fart?"
"How to speak San Franciscan: Vagoina."
"Update. We still have no fucking clue where this guy is."
"Coop, what's a vagoina?"
"How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?"
"I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas."
"I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anybody!"
"You lost a lot of blood, but we found most of it."
"If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?"
"El Nino."
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, but I am wearing her underwear."
"Gianini... Any Sicilian in you?" "Not since last night."
"Some would argue that the Mafia is a bad thing, that it uses its power to undermine law and order, to promote the very lowest forms of human behavior. Of course, that's all true, but in the end, maybe it's worth it."
"Alright alright! But we didn't actually SLEEP!"
"You're going to be bad for business. I know it."
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return."
"And in the end, should someone die?"
"Love is a many splenored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!"
"This woman is yours now! I've paid my whore! I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
"See? You can't fool us. You are the voice of the Children of the Revolution."
"Oh Harold, no one can play him like you could." "No one's going to."
"Don't worry Shakespeare, you'll get your ending... once the Duke gets his end-in."
"Never knew I could feel like this, like I've never seen the sky before... I want to vanish inside your kiss. Everyday I love you more and more. Listen to my heart. Can you hear it sing, telling me to give you everything? Season's may change; winter to spring, but I'll love you until the end of time. Come what may, come what may, I will love you until my dying day."
(EXCERPT FROM THIS FILM:)
"It's a little bit funny." "What?" "This feeling inside. Is this OK? Is this what you want?" "Ah, poetry. Yes, this it what I want naughty words." "I don't have much money but boy if I did, I'd buy a big house where we both could live. If I were a sculptor, but then again, no. Or a man who makes potions a traveling show. I know it's not much..." "Oh Naughty, don't stop, don't stop." "But it's the best I can do. My gift is my song. And this one's for you. And You Can Tell Everybody That this is your song. It may be quite simple but now that it's done. I hope u don't mind I hope You don't mind That I put down in words... How Wonderful Life is Now you're in the world."
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