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Post by frankenjohn on May 12, 2004 19:57:05 GMT -5
"It is not a fairy tale. It is true." "I think we should all proceed to the nearest evacuation facility." "It's called upper body strength. Get a girlfriend." ".Doctor, there's a war going on. Nobody's young anymore." "We're doing fine, captain. Jane is negotiating with extreme prejudice." "You've been trying to tell me that death isn't the end. Don't back out on me now that I believe." "She think's you're a man." "I think she's an idiot." "I know you're not a man." "I think you're an idiot too." "The Beatles said it best. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. well listen, Michelle ma belle, this nowhere man is the walrus. Goo goo g'joob!" "How dare you how dare me when I how dare you, you big peepee-head?" "You're not Lauren! You're an imposter!" "This has more twists and turns than Chubby Checker in a blender." "Of all the women in all the world, you had to walk into mine." ".Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one." "Signal yes by shooting yourself in the head three times." "Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing, like... badwrong or... badong. Yes, killing is badong. And from this day forward, I shall stand for the opposite of killing... gnodab." "Eh, I'm just a birdie too." "I have been called bad before. It is said that I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass." "ONE... OF US... IS WEARING... A PUSH-UP BRA..." "We are both ventriliquists, ventriliquists, ventriliquists. We are both ventriliquists, and we practice every day. He carries a basket. He carries a paper roll, and we both carry cysts. But one thing is for sure, my friends, we are ventriliquists!" "I am a great magician! Your clothes are red!" "You go that way! I'll go home!" KUNG POW "Are we hobbits?" "I sprayed it with Lysol." "Rent control means we can't kick her out, right?" "I've had little dick for forty years." HINT: It kind of flopped, but the director was in Get Shorty. The director has worked with Tim Burton. "I'm on my fucking lunch break!" "You, you are as queer as a ten dollar bill!" "God damn it! Are you fucking with me?" "Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up first." "A fragglestick car." "What the fuck?" "You need many years of therapy. Many, many fucking years of therapy." "I loved a woman that wasn't clean." "Mrs. _____?" "No, it was her sister." "Baby, you know how I like it: straight hood!" "Y'all just mad, because tonight, you suckas __________!" No more quotes. I haven't seen this movie, and I don't plan to. HINT: A recent movie that really sucked. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Here is another batch of quotes. "Sisters! Make 'em holy!" "Thank you, but I am quite satisfied with the do I have." "Apparantly he hasn't seen the size of some of our newer members!" "Next stop, Sunset Blvd... I guess it's Sunset Blvd." "Sometimes the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring." "I said this isn't how I go." "You were a ________ in a small pond, but this here's the ocean, and you're drowning." "Turns out my mama was bangin' the milk man." "I will miss our conversations." "What do you want from me?" "What do you want for yourself?" "Tell me how he died." "I'll tell you how he lived." "No offense, captain, but shove it up your arse." ".Dude, it's a llama!" "We're not dudes. We're hot chicks." "I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!" "E-mail me, ok? Freakincage.com." "Hey! Why are you touching him?" ".Do it. Do it." "This is going to get complicated... 2 dragons." "You know a lot about golf." "I know even more about grass." STARSKY AND HUTCH "Shhh... I'm about to defy you." "Who has dynomite?" "Welcome to my world." ".Dad-burned slapstick cliché!" "What's up, Darth?" |
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Post by ZapRowsdower on May 13, 2004 11:22:37 GMT -5
"It is not a fairy tale. It is true."
"I think we should all proceed to the nearest evacuation facility."
"It's called upper body strength. Get a girlfriend."
".Doctor, there's a war going on. Nobody's young anymore."
"We're doing fine, captain. Jane is negotiating with extreme prejudice."
"You've been trying to tell me that death isn't the end. Don't back out on me now that I believe."
"She thinks you're a man." "I think she's an idiot." "I know you're not a man." "I think you're an idiot too."
"Speak to me, Sarge." "Ouch."
"The Beatles said it best. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. well listen, Michelle ma belle, this nowhere man is the walrus. Goo goo g'joob!"
"How dare you how dare me when I how dare you, you big peepee-head?"
"You're not Lauren! You're an imposter!"
"This has more twists and turns than Chubby Checker in a blender."
"Of all the women in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
".Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one."
"Signal yes by shooting yourself in the head three times."
"It's as American as a burrito."
"Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing, like... badwrong or... badong. Yes, killing is badong. And from this day forward, I shall stand for the opposite of killing... gnodab."
"Eh, I'm just a birdie too."
"I have been called bad before. It is said that I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass."
"ONE... OF US... IS WEARING... A PUSH-UP BRA..."
"We are both ventriliquists, ventriliquists, ventriliquists. We are both ventriliquists, and we practice every day. He carries a basket. He carries a paper roll, and we both carry cysts. But one thing is for sure, my friends, we are ventriliquists!"
"I am a great magician! Your clothes are red!"
"You go that way! I'll go home!"
KUNG POW
Correct.
"Are we hobbits?"
"I sprayed it with Lysol."
"Rent control means we can't kick her out, right?"
"I've had little dick for forty years."
HINT: It kind of flopped, but the director was in Get Shorty. The director has worked with Tim Burton. The lead actor has worked with Jennifer Aniston.
"I'm on my fucking lunch break!"
"You, you are as queer as a ten dollar bill!"
"God damn it! Are you fucking with me?"
"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up first."
"A fragglestick car." "What the fuck?"
"You need many years of therapy. Many, many fucking years of therapy."
"I loved a woman that wasn't clean." "Mrs. _____?" "No, it was her sister."
"You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"
"Baby, you know how I like it: straight hood!"
"Y'all just mad, because tonight, you suckas __________!"
No more quotes. I haven't seen this movie, and I don't plan to.
HINT: A recent movie that really sucked. The first successful movie of the year.
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Here is another batch of quotes.
"Sisters! Make 'em holy!"
"Thank you, but I am quite satisfied with the do I have."
"Apparantly he hasn't seen the size of some of our newer members!"
"Next stop, Sunset Blvd... I guess it's Sunset Blvd."
"Operator? Get me Washington." "George?" ".D.C."
"Sometimes the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring."
"I said this isn't how I go."
"You were a ________ in a small pond, but this here's the ocean, and you're drowning."
"Turns out my mama was bangin' the milk man."
"There comes a point when any reasonable man will swallow his pride and admit he made a mistake. The truth is... I was never a reasonable man."
"I will miss our conversations."
"What do you want from me?" "What do you want for yourself?"
"Tell me how he died." "I'll tell you how he lived."
"No offense, captain, but shove it up your arse."
"You believe a man can change his destiny?" "I believe a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed."
".Dude, it's a llama!"
"We're not dudes. We're hot chicks."
"I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!"
"E-mail me, ok? Freakincage.com."
"Those double-crossing, sexy-sexy sluts!"
"Hey! Why are you touching him?"
".Do it. Do it."
"This is going to get complicated... 2 dragons."
"You know a lot about golf." "I know even more about grass."
STARSKY AND HUTCH
Right.
"Shhh... I'm about to defy you."
"Who has dynomite?" "Welcome to my world."
".Dad-burned slapstick cliché!"
"What's up, Darth?"
"How do you know about that thing I've never heard of in my entire life?" "My dad told me." "Oh, what is the point of making them pinky swear?"
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Post by ZapRowsdower on May 22, 2004 12:16:27 GMT -5
ANSWERS:
It's been a while since anyone answered this thread, so now I'm posting the answers. If you want me to post some more quotes, let me know.
"It is not a fairy tale. It is true."
"I think we should all proceed to the nearest evacuation facility."
"It's called upper body strength. Get a girlfriend."
".Doctor, there's a war going on. Nobody's young anymore."
"We're doing fine, captain. Jane is negotiating with extreme prejudice."
"You've been trying to tell me that death isn't the end. Don't back out on me now that I believe."
"She thinks you're a man." "I think she's an idiot." "I know you're not a man." "I think you're an idiot too."
"Speak to me, Sarge." "Ouch."
Answer: FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN
"The Beatles said it best. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. well listen, Michelle ma belle, this nowhere man is the walrus. Goo goo g'joob!"
"How dare you how dare me when I how dare you, you big peepee-head?"
"You're not Lauren! You're an imposter!"
"This has more twists and turns than Chubby Checker in a blender."
"Of all the women in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
".Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one."
"Signal yes by shooting yourself in the head three times."
"It's as American as a burrito."
Answer: WRONGFULLY ACCUSED
"Are we hobbits?"
"I sprayed it with Lysol."
"Rent control means we can't kick her out, right?"
"I've had little dick for forty years."
HINT: It kind of flopped, but the director was in Get Shorty. The director has worked with Tim Burton. The lead actor has worked with Jennifer Aniston.
Answer: DUPLEX
"I'm on my fucking lunch break!"
"You, you are as queer as a ten dollar bill!"
"God damn it! Are you fucking with me?"
"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up first."
"A fragglestick car." "What the fuck?"
"You need many years of therapy. Many, many fucking years of therapy."
"I loved a woman that wasn't clean." "Mrs. Santa?" "No, it was her sister."
"You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"
Answer: BAD SANTA
"Baby, you know how I like it: straight hood!"
"Y'all just mad, because tonight, you suckas got served!"
No more quotes. I haven't seen this movie, and I don't plan to.
HINT: A recent movie that really sucked. The first successful movie of the year.
Answer: YOU GOT SERVED
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"Sisters! Make 'em holy!"
"Thank you, but I am quite satisfied with the do I have."
"Apparantly he hasn't seen the size of some of our newer members!"
"Next stop, Sunset Blvd... I guess it's Sunset Blvd."
"Operator? Get me Washington." "George?" ".D.C."
Answer: SPY HARD
"Sometimes the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring."
"I said this isn't how I go."
"You were a big fish in a small pond, but this here's the ocean, and you're drowning."
"Turns out my mama was bangin' the milk man."
"There comes a point when any reasonable man will swallow his pride and admit he made a mistake. The truth is... I was never a reasonable man."
Answer: BIG FISH
"I will miss our conversations."
"What do you want from me?" "What do you want for yourself?"
"Tell me how he died." "I'll tell you how he lived."
"No offense, captain, but shove it up your arse."
"You believe a man can change his destiny?" "I believe a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed."
Answer: THE LAST SAMURAI
".Dude, it's a llama!"
"We're not dudes. We're hot chicks."
"I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!"
"E-mail me, ok? Freakincage.com."
"Those double-crossing, sexy-sexy sluts!"
Answer: DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
"Shhh... I'm about to defy you."
"Who has dynomite?" "Welcome to my world."
".Dad-burned slapstick cliché!"
"What's up, Darth?"
"How do you know about that thing I've never heard of in my entire life?" "My dad told me." "Oh, what is the point of making them pinky swear?"
Answer: LOONEY TUNES: BACK IN ACTION
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Post by Bartwald on May 22, 2004 13:56:36 GMT -5
The 'Are we hobbits' quote was killing me! Now I feel kind of relieved - haven't seen Duplex yet so it's no shame, after all (by the way: the movie's called Our House in Britain but in Poland it's The Old Lady Must Die). And how come Heineken didn't get the quotes from The Last Samurai? Now, that's a mystery!  |
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Post by Heineken Skywalker on May 22, 2004 21:28:34 GMT -5
"And how come Heineken didn't get the quotes from The Last Samurai? Now, that's a mystery!" Sorry, I abandoned this thread a while ago. I've moved on to the songs from movies thread. |
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on May 24, 2004 1:53:27 GMT -5
Sorry Smitty, I gave up on this one too, my brain was working overtime & I still couldn't get them.  |
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Post by ZapRowsdower on May 31, 2004 3:01:25 GMT -5
"Lose it? I didn't lose it! It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT! Pass the asparagus."
"Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!"
"No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied."
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!"
"Be good."
"This isn't where I parked my car."
"It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning."
"Fish are friends, not food."
"You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me?"
"In the words of my generation, up yours!"
How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?"
"What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?"
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."
"Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?"
"When you pull on that jersey, the name on the front is a hell of alot more important than the one on the back."
"You're going to be bad for business. I know it."
"We are number one. All others are number two, or lower."
"You're not a eunuch, are you?"
"We came in the rocket car!"
"Say hello to my little friend!"
"I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel icky."
"Dead broad off the table!"
"Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground."
"Be careful King of kings. First you need the victory."
"Stupid! You so stupid!"
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Post by Bartwald on May 31, 2004 5:00:23 GMT -5
Let's get the easiest ones out of the way:
"Lose it? I didn't lose it! It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT! Pass the asparagus." - American Beauty
"Fish are friends, not food." - Finding Nemo
"Say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on May 31, 2004 9:34:41 GMT -5
"It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning." THE FAST & THE FURIOUS " "When you pull on that jersey, the name on the front is a hell of alot more important than the one on the back." ANY GIVEN SUNDAY? "Be careful King of kings. First you need the victory." RETURN OF THE KING? " |
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jun 1, 2004 0:58:18 GMT -5
"Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!"
"Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?"
"No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied."
"Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end."
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!"
"I don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up."
"Be good."
"How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?"
"This isn't where I parked my car."
"They really are the worst twins ever."
"You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me?"
"You could act like a man. What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, some Hollywood finnochio that cries like a woman?"
"In the words of my generation, up yours!"
"Forget about the fat lady. You're obsessed with the fat lady!"
"How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?"
"I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas."
"What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?"
"Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me."
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."
"Your power fails you!"
"Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?"
"You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now."
"When you pull on that jersey, the name on the front is a hell of alot more important than the one on the back."
"Great moments are born from great opportunity."
"You're going to be bad for business. I know it."
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return."
"We are number one. All others are number two, or lower."
"We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster."
"You're not a eunuch, are you?"
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
"We came in the rocket car!"
"Are you insane? This is Hitler's car!"
"I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel icky."
"What do you think it means you ignorant hick? I'm in the middle of a divorce! D-I-V-O-R-C-E divorce!"
".Dead broad off the table!"
"This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles."
"Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground."
"I know a little German. He's sitting over there."
"Be careful King of kings. First you need the victory."
"Do you know what's waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!"
"Stupid! You so stupid!"
"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"
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Post by Heineken Skywalker on Jun 1, 2004 9:01:39 GMT -5
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!" "I don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up." DR. STRANGELOVE"Be good." "How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?" E.T."This isn't where I parked my car." "They really are the worst twins ever." TWINS?? "You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me?" "You could act like a man. What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, some Hollywood finnochio that cries like a woman?" THE GODFATHER"When you pull on that jersey, the name on the front is a hell of alot more important than the one on the back." "Great moments are born from great opportunity." MIRACLE".Dead broad off the table!" "This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles." SHREK"Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground." "I know a little German. He's sitting over there." TOP SECRET"Be careful King of kings. First you need the victory." "Do you know what's waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!" TROY |
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jun 3, 2004 2:29:34 GMT -5
"Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!"
"Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?"
"Hey, I hear your sister's goin' out with SQUEAK!"
"No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied."
"Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end."
"There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love."
"This isn't where I parked my car."
"They really are the worst twins ever."
"Here's an interesting fact... You made out with your sister!"
"In the words of my generation, up yours!"
"Forget about the fat lady. You're obsessed with the fat lady!"
"Now that's what I call a close encounter."
"How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?"
"I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas."
"I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anybody!"
"What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?"
"Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me."
"Lip my stockings!"
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."
"Your power fails you!"
"The master will be very disturbed."
"Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?"
"You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now."
"I never lose." "Except to a crippled old man, just now."
"You're going to be bad for business. I know it."
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return."
"And in the end, should someone die?"
"We are number one. All others are number two, or lower."
"We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster."
"I will keep draming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope... you better hope... you're asleep! Sweet dreams... lilac."
"You're not a eunuch, are you?"
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
"You best start believin' in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one!"
"We came in the rocket car!"
"Are you insane? This is Hitler's car!"
"You have to pace yourselves. Carbohydrate is important. Pasta is good. Breathing is important."
"I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel icky."
"What do you think it means you ignorant hick? I'm in the middle of a divorce! D-I-V-O-R-C-E divorce!"
"In time, every piece of her will be gone, and her death will remain a mystery, even to me."
"Stupid! You so stupid!"
"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"
"Hi. I'm Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I loved their spatulas so much, I bought the company."
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Post by frankenjohn on Jun 4, 2004 5:57:17 GMT -5
"Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!" "Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?" "Hey, I hear your sister's goin' out with SQUEAK!" "No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied." "Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end." "There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love." "This isn't where I parked my car." "They really are the worst twins ever." "Here's an interesting fact... You made out with your sister!" DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR "In the words of my generation, up yours!" "Forget about the fat lady. You're obsessed with the fat lady!" "Now that's what I call a close encounter." INDEPENDENCE DAY "How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?" "I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas." "I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anybody!" "What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?" "Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me." "Lip my stockings!" "There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here." "Your power fails you!" "The master will be very disturbed." "Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?" "You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now." "I never lose." "Except to a crippled old man, just now." "You're going to be bad for business. I know it." "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return." "And in the end, should someone die?" "We are number one. All others are number two, or lower." "We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster." "I will keep draming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope... you better hope... you're asleep! Sweet dreams... lilac." "You're not a eunuch, are you?" "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman." "You best start believin' in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one!" PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN "We came in the rocket car!" "Are you insane? This is Hitler's car!" "You have to pace yourselves. Carbohydrate is important. Pasta is good. Breathing is important." RAT RACE "I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel icky." "What do you think it means you ignorant hick? I'm in the middle of a divorce! D-I-V-O-R-C-E divorce!" "In time, every piece of her will be gone, and her death will remain a mystery, even to me." "Stupid! You so stupid!" "Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!" "Hi. I'm Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I loved their spatulas so much, I bought the company." |
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jun 4, 2004 12:33:34 GMT -5
Good job, frankenjohn. You got one wrong.
"Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!"
"Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?"
"Hey, I hear your sister's goin' out with SQUEAK!"
"Dude, you're a little bitch." "I am not! I don't know why I keep hanging out with you guys!" "'Cause you're a piece of shit." "I am not a piece of shit!" "Yeah, but you're a little bitch." "DAMN IT! You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here."
"No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied."
"Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end."
"There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love."
"Look, you want to know if I understand that this is a mental hospital? Yes, I understand that, but then how can I say that you are Don Octavio and I am a guest at your villa?"
"This isn't where I parked my car."
"They really are the worst twins ever."
"Here's an interesting fact... You made out with your sister!"
"Oh, me scuzzi. Me scuzzi!"
"How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?"
"I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas."
"I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anybody!"
"You lost a lot of blood, but we found most of it."
"What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?"
"Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me."
"Lip my stockings!"
"Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun."
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."
"Your power fails you!"
"The master will be very disturbed."
"Where in the world can he be? MIKE! MIKE! ...Get me out of here!"
"Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?"
"You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now."
"I've never lost a fight." "Except to a crippled old man, just now."
"I have broken the fourth commandment, father." "You killed somebody?" "No, that is not the fourth commandment."
"You're going to be bad for business. I know it."
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return."
"And in the end, should someone die?"
"Love is a many splenored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!"
"We are number one. All others are number two, or lower."
"We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster."
"I will keep draming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope... you better hope... you're asleep! Sweet dreams... lilac."
"Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while at the same time being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day."
"I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel icky."
"What do you think it means you ignorant hick? I'm in the middle of a divorce! D-I-V-O-R-C-E divorce!"
"In time, every piece of her will be gone, and her death will remain a mystery, even to me."
"Rubbernecker!"
"Stupid! You so stupid!"
"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"
"Hi. I'm Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I loved their spatulas so much, I bought the company."
"Today, I'm going to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It is a sad, depressing story of a pathetic coyote, who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who laughs at him, and mocks him while he's continuously crushed and maimed! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!"
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Post by frankenjohn on Jun 4, 2004 17:22:06 GMT -5
Good job, frankenjohn. You got one wrong. "Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend!" "Of course we graduated, cock. Beer?" "Hey, I hear your sister's goin' out with SQUEAK!" "Dude, you're a little bitch." "I am not! I don't know why I keep hanging out with you guys!" "'Cause you're a piece of shit." "I am not a piece of shit!" "Yeah, but you're a little bitch." "DAMN IT! You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here." "No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied." "Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her it must surely end." "There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love." "Look, you want to know if I understand that this is a mental hospital? Yes, I understand that, but then how can I say that you are Don Octavio and I am a guest at your villa?" "This isn't where I parked my car." "They really are the worst twins ever." "Here's an interesting fact... You made out with your sister!" "Oh, me scuzzi. Me scuzzi!" EUROTRIP "How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?" "I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas." "I'll always be that Protestant chick who never killed anybody!" "You lost a lot of blood, but we found most of it." "What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?" "Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me." "Lip my stockings!" "Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun." "There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here." "Your power fails you!" "The master will be very disturbed." "Where in the world can he be? MIKE! MIKE! ...Get me out of here!" "Is this your idea of putting the baby to sleep?" "You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now." "I've never lost a fight." "Except to a crippled old man, just now." "I have broken the fourth commandment, father." "You killed somebody?" "No, that is not the fourth commandment." "You're going to be bad for business. I know it." "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return." "And in the end, should someone die?" "Love is a many splenored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!" "We are number one. All others are number two, or lower." "We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster." "I will keep draming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope... you better hope... you're asleep! Sweet dreams... lilac." "Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while at the same time being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day." "I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel icky." "What do you think it means you ignorant hick? I'm in the middle of a divorce! D-I-V-O-R-C-E divorce!" "In time, every piece of her will be gone, and her death will remain a mystery, even to me." "Rubbernecker!" "Stupid! You so stupid!" "Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!" "Hi. I'm Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I loved their spatulas so much, I bought the company." "Today, I'm going to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It is a sad, depressing story of a pathetic coyote, who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who laughs at him, and mocks him while he's continuously crushed and maimed! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!" |
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