Movie Quotes

[LivingDeadGirl]

"Shop smart, shop S-mart!"
ARMY OF DARKNESS or EVIL DEAD
It's one of the two...
"Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass."SCARFACE
Yep.

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."
THE GODFATHER?

Aaalmost....you've got the right trilogy
I live my life a quarter-mile at a time."
The Fast and the Furious
yep.

"What is your damage ______"
Full Metal Jacket?
Nope.

[frankenjohn]

livingdeadgirl said:

"Shop smart, shop S-mart!"
ARMY OF DARKNESS
It's one of the two...
"Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass."SCARFACE
Yep.

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."
THE GODFATHER PART II

Aaalmost....you've got the right trilogy
I live my life a quarter-mile at a time."
The Fast and the Furious
yep.

"What is your damage ______"
Full Metal Jacket?
Nope.

[ZapRowsdower]

"I've got a hole in me pocket."
"If I spoke prose you'd all find out / I don't know what I talk about."
"Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure."
"Help! Help! Help!" "No thanks, don't need any."

"It is not a fairy tale. It is true."
"I think we should all proceed to the nearest evacuation facility."
"It's called upper body strength. Get a girlfriend."
"Doctor, there's a war going on. Nobody's young anymore."

"We must all have waffles. We must all have waffles forthwith!"
"This is a Christian house. There be no hippity hop language in here! Sometimes it's the only way."
"I don't vote. So fuck you!"
"You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut?"

"Remember who you are."
"I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha!"
"Ya hear that? If you ever come back, we'll kill ya!"
"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?"

"The Beatles said it best. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. well listen, Michelle ma belle, this nowhere man is the walrus. Goo goo g'joob!"
"How dare you how dare me when I how dare you, you big peepee-head?"
"You're not Lauren! You're an imposter!"
"This has more twists and turns than Chubby Checker in a blender."

"Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing, like... badwrong or... badong. Yes, killing is badong. And from this day forward, I shall stand for the opposite of killing... gnodab."
"Eh, I'm just a birdie too."
"I have been called bad before. It is said that I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass."
"ONE... OF US... IS WEARING... A PUSH-UP BRA..."

"Excuse me, can I finish? Can I finish? ...Ok, I'm finished."
"Haven't you heard of the emancipation proclamation?" "I don't listen to hip hop."
"And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf / but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself."
"We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."

"It's a trap!"
"It's not like that at all. He's my brother."
"There... is... another... _________....."
"What is thy bidding, my master?"

"Are we hobbits?"
"I sprayed it with Lysol."
"Rent control means we can't kick her out, right?"
"I've had little dick for forty years."

"I'm on my fucking lunch break!"
"You, you are as queer as a ten dollar bill!"
"God damn it! Are you fucking with me?"
"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up first."

"Baby, you know how I like it: straight hood!"
"Y'all just mad, because tonight, you suckas __________!"
No more quotes. I haven't seen this movie, and I don't plan to.

"What if I was just to kick the everlovin' shit out of you?"
"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"
"Sustained. Counselor's entire opening statement, with the exception of 'Thank you' will be stricken from the record."
" What is a ute?"

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Here is another batch of quotes.

"Sisters! Make 'em holy!"
"Applesauce, bitch!"
"Sometimes the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring."
"I will miss our conversations."
"You ever see a grown man naked?"
"I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world."
"Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso."
"You call that begging? You can beg better than that."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
"It's not a tumor!"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
"Bad beer, bad service. Don't people know not to come in here?"
"Leeloo Dallas multipass."
"Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say 'earmuffs' to him, and you can say 'Fuck, shit, bitch.'" "Cock. Balls."
"Good for you, man. GOOD for you. Good FOR you."
"Dude, it's a llama!"
"Hey! Why are you touching him?"
"I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard."
"Shhh... I'm about to defy you."
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

[LivingDeadGirl]

IamTheSmitty said:

"The Beatles said it best. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. well listen, Michelle ma belle, this nowhere man is the walrus. Goo goo g'joob!"
"How dare you how dare me when I how dare you, you big peepee-head?"
"You're not Lauren! You're an imposter!"
"This has more twists and turns than Chubby Checker in a blender."
OHHHH, THIS ONES ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE...DAMMIT!






"What if I was just to kick the everlovin' shit out of you?"
"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"
"Sustained. Counselor's entire opening statement, with the exception of 'Thank you' will be stricken from the record."
" What is a ute?"
MY COUSIN VINNY

"Applesauce, bitch!"
JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK

"We all go a little mad sometimes."
PSYCHO
"It's not a tumor!"
KINDERGARTEN COP
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
MALLRATS?
"Bad beer, bad service. Don't people know not to come in here?"
DESPERADO
"Leeloo Dallas multipass."
THE FIFTH ELEMENT
"Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say 'earmuffs' to him, and you can say 'Fuck, shit, bitch.'" "Cock. Balls."
I DON'T KNOW THE MOVIE..SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING GEORGE CARLIN WOULD SAY THOUGH...
"I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard."
FROM DUSK TIL DAWN
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
MEET THE PARENTS

[frankenjohn]

IamTheSmitty said:

"I've got a hole in me pocket."
"If I spoke prose you'd all find out / I don't know what I talk about."
"Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure."
"Help! Help! Help!" "No thanks, don't need any."

"It is not a fairy tale. It is true."
"I think we should all proceed to the nearest evacuation facility."
"It's called upper body strength. Get a girlfriend."
"Doctor, there's a war going on. Nobody's young anymore."

"We must all have waffles. We must all have waffles forthwith!"
"This is a Christian house. There be no hippity hop language in here! Sometimes it's the only way."
"I don't vote. So fuck you!"
"You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut?"

"Remember who you are."
"I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha!"
"Ya hear that? If you ever come back, we'll kill ya!"
"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?"

"The Beatles said it best. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. well listen, Michelle ma belle, this nowhere man is the walrus. Goo goo g'joob!"
"How dare you how dare me when I how dare you, you big peepee-head?"
"You're not Lauren! You're an imposter!"
"This has more twists and turns than Chubby Checker in a blender."

"Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing, like... badwrong or... badong. Yes, killing is badong. And from this day forward, I shall stand for the opposite of killing... gnodab."
"Eh, I'm just a birdie too."
"I have been called bad before. It is said that I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass."
"ONE... OF US... IS WEARING... A PUSH-UP BRA..."

"Excuse me, can I finish? Can I finish? ...Ok, I'm finished."
"Haven't you heard of the emancipation proclamation?" "I don't listen to hip hop."
"And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf / but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself."
"We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."

"It's a trap!"
"It's not like that at all. He's my brother."
"There... is... another... _________....."
"What is thy bidding, my master?"

"Are we hobbits?"
"I sprayed it with Lysol."
"Rent control means we can't kick her out, right?"
"I've had little dick for forty years."

"I'm on my fucking lunch break!"
"You, you are as queer as a ten dollar bill!"
"God damn it! Are you fucking with me?"
"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up first."

"Baby, you know how I like it: straight hood!"
"Y'all just mad, because tonight, you suckas __________!"
No more quotes. I haven't seen this movie, and I don't plan to.

"What if I was just to kick the everlovin' shit out of you?"
"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"
"Sustained. Counselor's entire opening statement, with the exception of 'Thank you' will be stricken from the record."
" What is a ute?"

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Here is another batch of quotes.

"Sisters! Make 'em holy!"
"Applesauce, bitch!"
"Sometimes the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring."
"I will miss our conversations."
"You ever see a grown man naked?"
"I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world."
"Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso."
"You call that begging? You can beg better than that."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
"It's not a tumor!"
KINDERGARTEN COP?
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
"Bad beer, bad service. Don't people know not to come in here?"
"Leeloo Dallas multipass."
"Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say 'earmuffs' to him, and you can say 'Fuck, shit, bitch.'" "Cock. Balls."
"Good for you, man. GOOD for you. Good FOR you."
"Dude, it's a llama!"
"Hey! Why are you touching him?"
"I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard."
"Shhh... I'm about to defy you."
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

[ZapRowsdower]

"I've got a hole in me pocket."
"If I spoke prose you'd all find out / I don't know what I talk about."
"Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure."
"Help! Help! Help!" "No thanks, don't need any."
"I am the ego man. Goo goo g'joob!"

"It is not a fairy tale. It is true."
"I think we should all proceed to the nearest evacuation facility."
"It's called upper body strength. Get a girlfriend."
".Doctor, there's a war going on. Nobody's young anymore."
"We're doing fine, captain. Jane is negotiating with extreme prejudice."

"We must all have waffles. We must all have waffles forthwith!"
"This is a Christian house. There be no hippity hop language in here! Sometimes it's the only way."
"I don't vote. So fuck you!"
"You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut?"
"Fuck you AND the Swiss Miss!"

"Remember who you are."
"I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha!"
"Ya hear that? If you ever come back, we'll kill ya!"
"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?"
"Gee. He looks blue." "I'd say brownish gold."

"The Beatles said it best. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. well listen, Michelle ma belle, this nowhere man is the walrus. Goo goo g'joob!"
"How dare you how dare me when I how dare you, you big peepee-head?"
"You're not Lauren! You're an imposter!"
"This has more twists and turns than Chubby Checker in a blender."
"Of all the women in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing, like... badwrong or... badong. Yes, killing is badong. And from this day forward, I shall stand for the opposite of killing... gnodab."
"Eh, I'm just a birdie too."
"I have been called bad before. It is said that I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass."
"ONE... OF US... IS WEARING... A PUSH-UP BRA..."
"We are both ventriliquists, ventriliquists, ventriliquists. We are both ventriliquists, and we practice every day. He carries a basket. He carries a paper roll, and we both carry cysts. But one thing is for sure, my friends, we are ventriliquists!"

"Excuse me, can I finish? Can I finish? ...Ok, I'm finished."
"Haven't you heard of the emancipation proclamation?" "I don't listen to hip hop."
"And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf / but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself."
"We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."
"You know what sucks about being a Baldwin? Nothing!"

"It's a trap!"
"It's not like that at all. He's my brother."
"There... is... another... _________....."
"What is thy bidding, my master?"
"Father, I won't leave you."

"Are we hobbits?"
"I sprayed it with Lysol."
"Rent control means we can't kick her out, right?"
"I've had little dick for forty years."
HINT: It kind of flopped, but the director was in Get Shorty.

"I'm on my fucking lunch break!"
"You, you are as queer as a ten dollar bill!"
"God damn it! Are you fucking with me?"
"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up first."
"A fragglestick car." "What the fuck?"

"Baby, you know how I like it: straight hood!"
"Y'all just mad, because tonight, you suckas __________!"
No more quotes. I haven't seen this movie, and I don't plan to.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Here is another batch of quotes.

"Sisters! Make 'em holy!"
"Thank you, but I am quite satisfied with the do I have."

"Sometimes the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring."
"I said this isn't how I go."

"I will miss our conversations."
"What do you want from me?" "What do you want for yourself?"

"You ever see a grown man naked?"
"Nervous?" "Yeah." Is this your first time?" "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

"I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world."
"I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

"Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso."
"You're telling me that I put an abnormal brain into an 8 foot tall, 4 foot wide GORILLA?"

"You call that begging? You can beg better than that."
"Now if any of you sons of bitches have anything else to say, now's the fucking time!"

"Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say 'earmuffs' to him, and you can say 'Fuck, shit, bitch.'" "Cock. Balls."
"You tell anyone about this, and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding! I'm kidding! We'll have him home tonight, honey."

"Good for you, man. GOOD for you. Good FOR you."
"Shake things up, man. Over there. Shake 'em up."

".Dude, it's a llama!"
"We're not dudes. We're hot chicks."

"Hey! Why are you touching him?"
"Do it. Do it."

"Shhh... I'm about to defy you."
"Who has dynomite?" "Welcome to my world."

[Bartwald]

This one's not guessed yet? - "Excuse me, can I finish? Can I finish? ...Ok, I'm finished."
"Haven't you heard of the emancipation proclamation?" "I don't listen to hip hop."
"And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf / but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself."
"We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."
"You know what sucks about being a Baldwin? Nothing!"
...South Park: Longer, Bigger And Uncut, undoubtedly.

You ever see a grown man naked?"
"Nervous?" "Yeah." Is this your first time?" "No, I've been nervous lots of times."
- that's Airplane, of course.

"You call that begging? You can beg better than that."
"Now if any of you sons of bitches have anything else to say, now's the fucking time!" - and that's Kill Bill Vol. I.

[LivingDeadGirl]

"It's a trap!"
"It's not like that at all. He's my brother."
"There... is... another... _________....."
"What is thy bidding, my master?"
"Father, I won't leave you."
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?

[ZapRowsdower]

Oh my God, livingdeadgirl. You are SO close!

[Heineken Skywalker]

"It's a trap!" (Admiral Ackbar)
"It's not like that at all. He's my brother." (Leia)
"There... is... another... _________....."(Yoda)
"What is thy bidding, my master?" (Vader)
"Father, I won't leave you." (Luke)

RETURN OF THE JEDI!!!

"I've got a hole in me pocket."
"If I spoke prose you'd all find out / I don't know what I talk about."
"Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure."
"Help! Help! Help!" "No thanks, don't need any."
"I am the ego man. Goo goo g'joob!"

YELLOW SUBMARINE

"We must all have waffles. We must all have waffles forthwith!"
"This is a Christian house. There be no hippity hop language in here! Sometimes it's the only way."
"I don't vote. So fuck you!"
"You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut?"
"Fuck you AND the Swiss Miss!"

THE LADYKILLERS

"Remember who you are."
"I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha!"
"Ya hear that? If you ever come back, we'll kill ya!"
"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?"
"Gee. He looks blue." "I'd say brownish gold."

THE LION KING

"I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world."
"I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

FULL METAL JACKET??

"Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso."
"You're telling me that I put an abnormal brain into an 8 foot tall, 4 foot wide GORILLA?"

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

"Good for you, man. GOOD for you. Good FOR you."
"Shake things up, man. Over there. Shake 'em up."

ENVY??

[ZapRowsdower]

"I've got a hole in me pocket."
"If I spoke prose you'd all find out / I don't know what I talk about."
"Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure."
"Help! Help! Help!" "No thanks, don't need any."
"I am the ego man. Goo goo g'joob!"
"Senile delinquints."

"It is not a fairy tale. It is true."
"I think we should all proceed to the nearest evacuation facility."
"It's called upper body strength. Get a girlfriend."
".Doctor, there's a war going on. Nobody's young anymore."
"We're doing fine, captain. Jane is negotiating with extreme prejudice."
"You've been trying to tell me that death isn't the end. Don't back out on me now that I believe."

"We must all have waffles. We must all have waffles forthwith!"
"This is a Christian house. There be no hippity hop language in here! Sometimes it's the only way."
"I don't vote. So fuck you!"
"You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut?"
"Fuck you AND the Swiss Miss!"
"Coach, couldn't we just bribe the guy?"

"Remember who you are."
"I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha!"
"Ya hear that? If you ever come back, we'll kill ya!"
"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?"
"Gee. He looks blue." "I'd say brownish gold."
"You are my son, and the one true king."

"The Beatles said it best. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. well listen, Michelle ma belle, this nowhere man is the walrus. Goo goo g'joob!"
"How dare you how dare me when I how dare you, you big peepee-head?"
"You're not Lauren! You're an imposter!"
"This has more twists and turns than Chubby Checker in a blender."
"Of all the women in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
"Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one."

"Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing, like... badwrong or... badong. Yes, killing is badong. And from this day forward, I shall stand for the opposite of killing... gnodab."
"Eh, I'm just a birdie too."
"I have been called bad before. It is said that I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass."
"ONE... OF US... IS WEARING... A PUSH-UP BRA..."
"We are both ventriliquists, ventriliquists, ventriliquists. We are both ventriliquists, and we practice every day. He carries a basket. He carries a paper roll, and we both carry cysts. But one thing is for sure, my friends, we are ventriliquists!"
"I am a great magician! Your clothes are red!"

"Are we hobbits?"
"I sprayed it with Lysol."
"Rent control means we can't kick her out, right?"
"I've had little dick for forty years."
HINT: It kind of flopped, but the director was in Get Shorty.

"I'm on my fucking lunch break!"
"You, you are as queer as a ten dollar bill!"
"God damn it! Are you fucking with me?"
"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up first."
"A fragglestick car." "What the fuck?"
"You need many years of therapy. Many, many fucking years of therapy."

"Baby, you know how I like it: straight hood!"
"Y'all just mad, because tonight, you suckas __________!"
No more quotes. I haven't seen this movie, and I don't plan to.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Here is another batch of quotes.

"Sisters! Make 'em holy!"
"Thank you, but I am quite satisfied with the do I have."
"Apparantly he hasn't seen the size of some of our newer members!"

"Sometimes the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring."
"I said this isn't how I go."
"You were a ________ in a small pond, but this here's the ocean, and you're drowning."

"I will miss our conversations."
"What do you want from me?" "What do you want for yourself?"
"Tell me how he died." "I'll tell you how he lived."

"I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world."
"I didn't know they stacked shit that high."
"Do you suck dicks? Bullshit! I bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose!"

"Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso."
"You're telling me that I put an abnormal brain into an 8 foot tall, 4 foot wide GORILLA?"
"There wolf. There castle."

"You call that begging? You can beg better than that."
"Now if any of you sons of bitches have anything else to say, now's the fucking time!"

"Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say 'earmuffs' to him, and you can say 'Fuck, shit, bitch.'" "Cock. Balls."
"You tell anyone about this, and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding! I'm kidding! We'll have him home tonight, honey."
"Blue, you're my boy!"

"Good for you, man. GOOD for you. Good FOR you."
"Shake things up, man. Over there. Shake 'em up."
"A little person?" "A lethal poison!"

".Dude, it's a llama!"
"We're not dudes. We're hot chicks."
"I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!"

"Hey! Why are you touching him?"
".Do it. Do it."
"This is going to get complicated... 2 dragons."

"Shhh... I'm about to defy you."
"Who has dynomite?" "Welcome to my world."
"Dad-burned slapstick cliché!"

EDIT: "Coach, couldn't we just BRIBE (not rob) the guy?"

[frankenjohn]

IamTheSmitty said:

"I've got a hole in me pocket."
"If I spoke prose you'd all find out / I don't know what I talk about."
"Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure."
"Help! Help! Help!" "No thanks, don't need any."
"I am the ego man. Goo goo g'joob!"
"Senile delinquints."

"It is not a fairy tale. It is true."
"I think we should all proceed to the nearest evacuation facility."
"It's called upper body strength. Get a girlfriend."
".Doctor, there's a war going on. Nobody's young anymore."
"We're doing fine, captain. Jane is negotiating with extreme prejudice."
"You've been trying to tell me that death isn't the end. Don't back out on me now that I believe."

"We must all have waffles. We must all have waffles forthwith!"
"This is a Christian house. There be no hippity hop language in here! Sometimes it's the only way."
"I don't vote. So fuck you!"
"You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut?"
"Fuck you AND the Swiss Miss!"
"Coach, couldn't we just rob the guy?"

"Remember who you are."
"I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha!"
"Ya hear that? If you ever come back, we'll kill ya!"
"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?"
"Gee. He looks blue." "I'd say brownish gold."
"You are my son, and the one true king."

"The Beatles said it best. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. well listen, Michelle ma belle, this nowhere man is the walrus. Goo goo g'joob!"
"How dare you how dare me when I how dare you, you big peepee-head?"
"You're not Lauren! You're an imposter!"
"This has more twists and turns than Chubby Checker in a blender."
"Of all the women in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
"Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one."

"Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing, like... badwrong or... badong. Yes, killing is badong. And from this day forward, I shall stand for the opposite of killing... gnodab."
"Eh, I'm just a birdie too."
"I have been called bad before. It is said that I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass."
"ONE... OF US... IS WEARING... A PUSH-UP BRA..."
"We are both ventriliquists, ventriliquists, ventriliquists. We are both ventriliquists, and we practice every day. He carries a basket. He carries a paper roll, and we both carry cysts. But one thing is for sure, my friends, we are ventriliquists!"
"I am a great magician! Your clothes are red!"

"Are we hobbits?"
"I sprayed it with Lysol."
"Rent control means we can't kick her out, right?"
"I've had little dick for forty years."
HINT: It kind of flopped, but the director was in Get Shorty.

"I'm on my fucking lunch break!"
"You, you are as queer as a ten dollar bill!"
"God damn it! Are you fucking with me?"
"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up first."
"A fragglestick car." "What the fuck?"
"You need many years of therapy. Many, many fucking years of therapy."

"Baby, you know how I like it: straight hood!"
"Y'all just mad, because tonight, you suckas __________!"
No more quotes. I haven't seen this movie, and I don't plan to.

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Here is another batch of quotes.

"Sisters! Make 'em holy!"
"Thank you, but I am quite satisfied with the do I have."
"Apparantly he hasn't seen the size of some of our newer members!"

"Sometimes the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring."
"I said this isn't how I go."
"You were a ________ in a small pond, but this here's the ocean, and you're drowning."

"I will miss our conversations."
"What do you want from me?" "What do you want for yourself?"
"Tell me how he died." "I'll tell you how he lived."

"I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world."
"I didn't know they stacked shit that high."
"Do you suck dicks? Bullshit! I bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose!"

"Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso."
"You're telling me that I put an abnormal brain into an 8 foot tall, 4 foot wide GORILLA?"
"There wolf. There castle."
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

"You call that begging? You can beg better than that."
"Now if any of you sons of bitches have anything else to say, now's the fucking time!"

"Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say 'earmuffs' to him, and you can say 'Fuck, shit, bitch.'" "Cock. Balls."
"You tell anyone about this, and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding! I'm kidding! We'll have him home tonight, honey."
"Blue, you're my boy!"
OLD SCHOOL

"Good for you, man. GOOD for you. Good FOR you."
"Shake things up, man. Over there. Shake 'em up."
"A little person?" "A lethal poison!"

".Dude, it's a llama!"
"We're not dudes. We're hot chicks."
"I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!"

"Hey! Why are you touching him?"
".Do it. Do it."
"This is going to get complicated... 2 dragons."

"Shhh... I'm about to defy you."
"Who has dynomite?" "Welcome to my world."
"Dad-burned slapstick cliché!"

[ZapRowsdower]

Oh, damn. Sorry about that, Heineken. I must've missed your response. You were right with all of them, by the way.

[ZapRowsdower]

"It is not a fairy tale. It is true."
"I think we should all proceed to the nearest evacuation facility."
"It's called upper body strength. Get a girlfriend."
".Doctor, there's a war going on. Nobody's young anymore."
"We're doing fine, captain. Jane is negotiating with extreme prejudice."
"You've been trying to tell me that death isn't the end. Don't back out on me now that I believe."
"She think's you're a man." "I think she's an idiot." "I know you're not a man." "I think you're an idiot too."

"The Beatles said it best. She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah. well listen, Michelle ma belle, this nowhere man is the walrus. Goo goo g'joob!"
"How dare you how dare me when I how dare you, you big peepee-head?"
"You're not Lauren! You're an imposter!"
"This has more twists and turns than Chubby Checker in a blender."
"Of all the women in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
".Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one."
"Signal yes by shooting yourself in the head three times."

"Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing, like... badwrong or... badong. Yes, killing is badong. And from this day forward, I shall stand for the opposite of killing... gnodab."
"Eh, I'm just a birdie too."
"I have been called bad before. It is said that I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass."
"ONE... OF US... IS WEARING... A PUSH-UP BRA..."
"We are both ventriliquists, ventriliquists, ventriliquists. We are both ventriliquists, and we practice every day. He carries a basket. He carries a paper roll, and we both carry cysts. But one thing is for sure, my friends, we are ventriliquists!"
"I am a great magician! Your clothes are red!"
"You go that way! I'll go home!"

"Are we hobbits?"
"I sprayed it with Lysol."
"Rent control means we can't kick her out, right?"
"I've had little dick for forty years."
HINT: It kind of flopped, but the director was in Get Shorty. The director has worked with Tim Burton.

"I'm on my fucking lunch break!"
"You, you are as queer as a ten dollar bill!"
"God damn it! Are you fucking with me?"
"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up first."
"A fragglestick car." "What the fuck?"
"You need many years of therapy. Many, many fucking years of therapy."
"I loved a woman that wasn't clean." "Mrs. _____?" "No, it was her sister."

"Baby, you know how I like it: straight hood!"
"Y'all just mad, because tonight, you suckas __________!"
No more quotes. I haven't seen this movie, and I don't plan to.
HINT: A recent movie that really sucked.

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Here is another batch of quotes.

"Sisters! Make 'em holy!"
"Thank you, but I am quite satisfied with the do I have."
"Apparantly he hasn't seen the size of some of our newer members!"
"Next stop, Sunset Blvd... I guess it's Sunset Blvd."

"Sometimes the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring."
"I said this isn't how I go."
"You were a ________ in a small pond, but this here's the ocean, and you're drowning."
"Turns out my mama was bangin' the milk man."

"I will miss our conversations."
"What do you want from me?" "What do you want for yourself?"
"Tell me how he died." "I'll tell you how he lived."
"No offense, captain, but shove it up your arse."

".Dude, it's a llama!"
"We're not dudes. We're hot chicks."
"I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!"
"E-mail me, ok? Freakincage.com."

"Hey! Why are you touching him?"
".Do it. Do it."
"This is going to get complicated... 2 dragons."
"You know a lot about golf." "I know even more about grass."

"Shhh... I'm about to defy you."
"Who has dynomite?" "Welcome to my world."
".Dad-burned slapstick cliché!"
"What's up, Darth?"

[LivingDeadGirl]

IamTheSmitty said:

Oh my God, livingdeadgirl. You are SO close!

Oh duh...Return of the Jedi.....my brother just called me an idiot for guessing the wrong movie.