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Post by frankenjohn on Sept 13, 2004 19:36:43 GMT -5
I think this might be cool...
As we all know, in slasher movies, we always find ourselves yelling at the big-boobed blondes on our TV screen. "Go downstairs! He's upstairs, and your jock boyfriend is dead in the closet. Other way! Other freakin' way!!!" Yeah, admit you did this at least once.
So, smarty pantses, why don't you put yourself in a dangerous situation and see what you would do. Are you the nerd with the crooked glasses and pimples surrounding yor face who is smart enough to follow the correct procedure or are you a big-boobed blonde looking for sex and death?
Here are some situations:
1. There is no power in your house. You just finished doing it with your boyfriend/girlfriend. You go downstairs to get a glass of milk. Upstairs, a loud scream is heard from your boyfriend. What would you do?
2. You are in a graveyard at midnight. You hear the howl of a wolf. In the far corner of the graveyard, you see a hairy thing the size of a man. What would you do?
3. You in a big, creepy mansion alone. From upstairs, you hear creaking floorboards and footsteps. You then hear a ghostly moan. What would you do?
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Post by Heineken Skywalker on Sept 13, 2004 21:56:17 GMT -5
1. I would grab a bat, knife, whatever is handy, call 911 and report a possible intruder, and then go upstairs to check on the girlfriend. May not be the brightest move, but that's what I'd do.
BTW, in this situation, if there is no power in the house why would you get a glass of milk? Wouldn't the milk have gone bad from no refrigeration?
2. Run in the opposite direction and let Kate Beckinsale handle it.
3. I'm outta there! I'm no ghostbuster!
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Post by frankenjohn on Sept 14, 2004 5:58:43 GMT -5
Uhhh...to make sure the milk didn't go bad.
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Post by Bartwald on Sept 14, 2004 14:55:40 GMT -5
2. Run in the opposite direction and let Kate Beckinsale handle it. ;D In fact, in situations 2 & 3 I would do exactly the same: instead of wondering "What would Kate Beckinsale do?" I'd just ran away and hope Kate senses the trouble and takes care of it. So much for my legendary courage. In situation 1 I'd probably go back upstairs to defend my girlfriend and end up dead meat.  |
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Sept 14, 2004 17:16:52 GMT -5
BTW, in this situation, if there is no power in the house why would you get a glass of milk? Wouldn't the milk have gone bad from no refrigeration? Heh...leave it to you to point something like that out.  "In situation 1 I'd probably go back upstairs to defend my girlfriend and end up dead meat." Well Bart, at least you'd do the noble thing. In all three situations I'd probably just wimp out & run the other way, though I've never considered myself a girlie-girl.  Or maybe there would be some tall, dark & handsome stranger riding a Harley to come & save me. ;D Though knowing my luck I highly doubt it... |
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Post by Heineken Skywalker on Sept 14, 2004 22:38:29 GMT -5
Heh...leave it to you to point something like that out. Just keeping you guys on your toes. ;D Hey, I said I'd go back to defend my girlfriend too. Though in my case, it would probably turn out to be my wife killing my girlfriend.  I'm sure your knight in leather on shiny metal & chrome is just around the corner.  |
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Post by frankenjohn on Sept 15, 2004 5:45:36 GMT -5
Yeah, there's Ed Harris now... ;D
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Sept 16, 2004 17:37:27 GMT -5
Hey, I said I'd go back to defend my girlfriend too. Though in my case, it would probably turn out to be my wife killing my girlfriend.Bad, bad Heineken... I'm sure your knight in leather on shiny metal & chrome is just around the corner.
Yeah, there's Ed Harris now... Nothing against Ed...but that's not exactly what I'd envisioned...
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Post by frankenjohn on Sept 17, 2004 6:12:10 GMT -5
I know. You probably envisioned Heineken...or boyfriend/husband. So I poked fun.
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Sept 17, 2004 16:44:42 GMT -5
Why would I envision Heineken?
Hell, I'll just get my own Harley & save myself! ;D
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Post by Heineken Skywalker on Sept 17, 2004 19:25:29 GMT -5
Hmm, I think I better stay out of this one.  |
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Sept 17, 2004 19:58:03 GMT -5
LOL...don't look at me, I had nothing to do w/ it.
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Post by Bartwald on Sept 18, 2004 5:03:33 GMT -5
Why would I envision Heineken? Just 'cause his avatar looks very Black Knight-ish, probably? I'm trying to prevent the gossiping here, obviously. Hey, I said I'd go back to defend my girlfriend too. Though in my case, it would probably turn out to be my wife killing my girlfriend. Now THAT'S a "situation"! ;D |
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Sept 18, 2004 18:51:15 GMT -5
I'd actually envisioned a tall, handsome stranger by the name of Mr. Madsen. ;D Hey, I can dream right?
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Post by frankenjohn on Sept 23, 2004 6:20:35 GMT -5
A new situation:
You are either Arnold or Sigourney. You are on a plane flying from Sydney, Australia to Bucharest, Romania. During your flight, your plane goes down over a deserted island over the South China Sea.
The survivors:
-Polish guy who has to wait forever to get a new movie in his country.
-Movie theater attendant who sees more films in the theater than you'll ever see on DVD.
-Drunken guy who never stops babbling about Star Wars.
-Girl who can't get over her Michael Madsen fetish.
-Some 11 year old kid who's just there.
-Some dude who calls himself Termination.
-A person who hardly ever posts but still is worth mentioning for his popularity due to his posistion of the "Father."
(Sorry about all you others, these are the ones I could think of first).
You find that you all have one thing in common: you hate the MPAA. Then you become grusomley murdered by your seat numbers. What do you do?
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Or maybe there would be some tall, dark & handsome stranger riding a Harley to come & save me. ;D Though knowing my luck I highly doubt it... 
