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Post by Heineken Skywalker on Sept 23, 2004 9:20:16 GMT -5
'ey Buddy... who you callen' drunken guy, huh?? I can shtopp aaanytime I want... And I don't baaabble... I jush looove Shtar Waarrsssh... ;D Hey you forgot one. This guy named John, who was stitched together from the dead bodies of other guys named, John.  |
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Sept 23, 2004 18:19:08 GMT -5
 Geez...you guys are killing me. I guess we coul just start calling Heineken Drunken Master. And by the way...if we're gruesomely murdered how do we do anything? |
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Post by frankenjohn on Sept 24, 2004 5:48:48 GMT -5
LGD, do you honestly think Ahnold or Sigourney will die?
(recap back to The Running Man and Alien 3).
OK! OK! OK! This time, they DON'T die!!!
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Sept 24, 2004 20:37:46 GMT -5
LGD, do you honestly think Ahnold or Sigourney will die? (recap back to The Running Man and Alien 3). OK! OK! OK! This time, they DON'T die!!! Ok, ok...maybe I misunderstood, but you said "then you are gruesomely murdered..."  |
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Post by frankenjohn on Sept 25, 2004 7:16:53 GMT -5
group...you as in group
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Sept 25, 2004 12:14:27 GMT -5
Ok, but if the 'group' is gruesomely murdered...oh, forget it....  |
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Post by Bartwald on Sept 25, 2004 15:03:25 GMT -5
'ey Buddy... who you callen' drunken guy, huh?? I can shtopp aaanytime I want... And I don't baaabble... I jush looove Shtar Waarrsssh... ;D Yes! And some movies appear in Poland just as quick as in the States! For instance... uh... ahh... er... Well, some of them do!  |
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Post by frankenjohn on Dec 5, 2004 17:02:33 GMT -5
You are in your basement, downloading various
heavy metal songs. After listening to one, demons begin to come out of your computer. You run upstairs and you lock yourself in your room. There, you find scissors, pens, pins, everything but a crucifix and/or bible. You remember they're downstairs on you're kitchen table, but the demons are piling up at your bedroom door. What do you do?
(Don't do this one, women. You won't want you.)You're walking down a dark street at 3:00 AM in Brooklyn on your way back from a dance club. You're highly intoxicated. You are grabbed by someone and thrown into an alley and knocked unconcious. When you wake up, you've been chained to a bed and you're nude. A female walks in with a VERY sharp knife and asks you you're name. You return the question. She cuts into your leg. You are in extreme pain. She asks you again. You give your name. She then pours oil onto your crotch and says if you scream, you'll be lit on fire. She then cuts into your leg again. And again. And again. She then says you passed and unlocks you and begins to undress. You see this moment as an opportunity of escape, but will you succumb to passion even after what's she's done to you?
You're chosen to be Vin Diesel's translator. What will you do?
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Post by Bartwald on Dec 5, 2004 18:36:02 GMT -5
The third one terrifies me most! ;D
In the first situation I'd just ask "What would Ash do?" and then, if the answer came, I'd follow the instructions. In the second one - hell, I'd succumb!
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Dec 6, 2004 16:52:56 GMT -5
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Post by frankenjohn on Dec 23, 2004 7:09:22 GMT -5
Ho! Ho! Ho! It's Christmas Eve and you're sitting by the fire drinking hot cocoa and listening to the carolers with your spouse. Suddenly, all the power goes out and the carolers start screaming. Then, there is a knock at your door. You can't see who it is due to the power outage. Then, you hear "Jingle Bells" but with mangled voices. All the sudden, your door is broken down and a hideous bat creature enters. What do you do?
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Dec 23, 2004 10:19:47 GMT -5
Offer him some eggnog...  |
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Post by Heineken Skywalker on Dec 23, 2004 11:04:29 GMT -5
Push him into the fire and roast his chestnuts! ;D
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Dec 23, 2004 21:11:57 GMT -5
heh....
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