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Post by RIP on Jun 9, 2004 13:47:43 GMT -5
I thought that I had already done a thread like this on here but I guess that i didn't.
Here's my top 10 worst horror films of all time:
1. Alien Dead
2. Carnivore
3. Boarding House
4. Movie House Massacre
5. Maplewoods
6. Savage Weekend
7. Drive-In Massacre
8. Oasis of the Zombies
9. Splatter University
10. The Prey
There are many more that I could name that are shitty films but I could talk about them all day long, lol. ;D
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Post by Fenril on Jun 9, 2004 17:38:09 GMT -5
Do you mean movies that are so bad they are fun to watch or movies we just plain hated?
I'd really like to know, in order to contribute my own list.
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Jun 9, 2004 18:38:36 GMT -5
1. House of the Dead 2. Innocent Blood 3. Cabin Fever 4. Dracula 2000 Well, that's not 10 but that's all I can think of right now. I'll add more later.  |
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Post by Bartwald on Jun 11, 2004 5:58:27 GMT -5
For me it's also difficult to pick ten - they tend to be forgettable, the really bad horror movies - but let's see how well my memory works:
Wishmaster 2
Megiddo: Omega Code 2
Cellar Dweller
Darkman 2
...and this seems to be it. There are other 'crappy' horror movies that I've seen, of course, but - just like Fenril said before - there's always a little something in them that I like. The ones above I just hate and found no pleasure in watching them.
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Jun 11, 2004 15:06:03 GMT -5
Darkman 2 & 3 were shite compared to the first, which I liked. But I watched the last two b/c Arnold Vosloo was in them. They were ok, but not great.
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Post by Bartwald on Jun 12, 2004 4:19:06 GMT -5
I like Vosloo, too, but after Darkman 2 I didn't want to watch 3. Brian Yuzna's Progeny is much more enjoyable (though also cheesy and cheap) and I think Vosloo has a more intresting part there. Have you seen it, livingdeadgirl?
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Jun 12, 2004 11:03:02 GMT -5
Nope, I haven't seen that one.
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Post by RIP on Jun 13, 2004 11:20:15 GMT -5
Do you mean movies that are so bad they are fun to watch or movies we just plain hated? I'd really like to know, in order to contribute my own list. It's the worst ten horror films that you have seen and hated. |
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Post by Fenril on Jun 13, 2004 15:14:17 GMT -5
1. The skulls. (Yeah, the one with Joshua Jackson in it. Absolute. Worst. Ever. )
2. Death above ground.
3. Omen IV: the awakening.
4. Mickey.
5. Mea culpa. (At least what I remember of it... it seems to be extremely obscure, and anyway I saw it eons ago... maybe if I ever see it again it won't seem that bad).
6. Pearl Harbor. So it isn't horror, but it has to be one of the worse movies ever made. Imagine the worse of bad teen comedies coupled with the clumsiest attempt to make a war film ever.
Hmmm, but a list about movies we really, really hated is kind of difficult to create. For one thing the ones we are bringing up are mostly obscure films. For another, as already pointed out, even the worst of the worst usually have at least something going for it.
For instance, I hated most of "The sphere", but I sure loved the opening credits. I found "I STILL know what you... blah, blah" incredibly stupid... so stupid, indeed, that it was a hoot to watch. And so on.
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Post by Bartwald on Jun 13, 2004 15:57:12 GMT -5
I found "I STILL know what you... blah, blah" incredibly stupid... so stupid, indeed, that it was a hoot to watch. Count me in if you're founding a fan club of I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, Fenril!  |
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Post by RIP on Jun 13, 2004 16:30:24 GMT -5
Actually I kinda liked I Still Know what you did last Summer.  It at least had Jefffrey Combs in it and I think that Jennifer Love Hewitt has some nice BIG boobs. ;D |
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Post by Fenril on Jun 14, 2004 13:16:45 GMT -5
Actually I kinda liked I Still Know what you did last Summer. It at least had Jefffrey Combs in it and I think that Jennifer Love Hewitt has some nice BIG boobs. ;D That might explain the rumor that her white top got top billing on set. Bartwald, sure, I'll count you in. For that matter, why don't we start some sort of club about those movies that are so bad they are an enormous fun to watch? Or is there already such a thing? (Besides www.badmovies.org which rules). |
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Post by Bartwald on Jun 14, 2004 13:23:10 GMT -5
Oh, yeah - we could think about actually forming such club with a separate site and all; www.badmovies.org is wonderful but hasn't been updated for a long time now. So, if anyone has good ideas of what to do and how - spill'em here! |
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Jun 14, 2004 16:41:31 GMT -5
If you didn't wanna do a whole new site you could always do a Yahoo group or something like that.
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jun 14, 2004 16:45:22 GMT -5
1. House of 1000 Corpses. Unoriginal, not scary, just really bloody.
2. House of the Dead. Uwe Boll could very well be the next Ed Wood.
3. Halloween: Resurrection. Who are YOU to kill Jamie Lee Curtis?
4. Manos, the Hands of Fate. No comment.
5. Hobgoblins. Aha... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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It at least had Jefffrey Combs in it and I think that Jennifer Love Hewitt has some nice BIG boobs. ;D