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Post by Bartwald on Jun 15, 2004 11:19:18 GMT -5
3. Halloween: Resurrection. Who are YOU to kill Jamie Lee Curtis? That's true. But on the other hand - this was the only good thing about this movie. Oh, plus the explanation why we can go on after H:20.  And as for the new site (or Yahoo group) - it would be very cool and I think we could all contribute in some unique way, the only crap problem is that it's going to take shitload of time to create and update. I know I wouldn't have time for taking care of this. I mean - I'd surely help, write some stuff and the like but I guess we'd need a person to embrace the whole thing and be the boss. |
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Post by Leatherhead on Jun 22, 2004 23:54:00 GMT -5
Okay, first of all, Jennifer Love Hewitt does have some beautiful big tits, yes, but that hardly matters because she keeps them covered up! Stupid writers.  Second, Halloween: Resurrection was among my least liked of the Halloween's, but not because of Jamie Lee's Death (You Go, Michael!). Because of that worthless piss-ant that some hack script-writer thought would be a good addition, Busta Rhymes. If they make another Halloween, I hope they bring Busta Rhymes back in the opening, so Michael can FUCKING RIP HIM APART like he's supposed to, and have him go to hell where Pinhead can have his way with him. Third, ISKWYDLS, well, not a bad movie, just boring and unnecessary (aside from Jeffrey Combs and daydreaming about a topless Jennifer Love Hewitt). And fourth, my list (such as it is) 1) Creature Of The Living Dead -The absolute worst horror movie ever made. Period. 2) One Hell Of A Christmas -No words exist to describe how awful this flick is. 3) Rock 'n Roll Nightmare -Just plain sucks. A full blown lesbian orgy overseen by Peter Cushing in a nazi uniform couldn't have saved this movie. 4) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation -They turned Leatherface, MY Leatherface, into a complete pussy. Unforgivable. 5) Phobic -I'm not sure if you could even classify this as a horror movie, but if you could, it is definitely one of the worst. 6) EEGAH! -The single most boring movie of all time. 7) Leprechaun In The Hood -Though I've gotten kicks out of it, and can even laugh about some parts of it now, as a horror movie, it leaves a lot to be desired. 8) Psycho '98 -Do I need to explain this one? 9) Exorcist 2 -Or this one? 10) Crypt Of The Living Dead -I understand that this movie has a following, but let's just say that I'm not one of them. This list is subject to change without notice, as there is always more crap to see, and movies to fall in and out of favor. |
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jun 23, 2004 0:03:25 GMT -5
Psycho '98 wasn't a bad movie. It was the exact same thing as the other movie. Which makes it EXTREMELY unnecessary. Not necessarily bad, but the Hitchcock version was enough. As for me, I think Vince Vaughn made a good Norman Bates, and I like Gus Van Sant as a director.
But once again, a completely unnecessary upgrade, and Gus Van Sant should have been prepared for such a poor reception. That's like trying to upgrade Citizen Kane or Casablanca. Test your direction abilities on a BAD movie that no one will care that you remake it.
Not ALL remakes are bad. I, for one, enjoyed the 2004 upgrade on Dawn of the Dead.
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Post by Leatherhead on Jun 23, 2004 1:22:01 GMT -5
On that topic, I'm going to have to disagree, not so much with the words, but with the spirit. There are a select few remakes, valid remakes, that were good. The NOTLD remake was good. The Thing was good. But remakes themselves are the ultimate expression of one's inability to express or portray anything original, to have any voice or opinion, and overall to have any sort of talent or individuality whatsoever. By taking what is beautiful and unique, to callously REMAKE it, is a soulless act best left to politicans.
As you might be able to tell, I have zero love for remakes.
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Post by dwpollar on Jun 23, 2004 8:26:46 GMT -5
Here goes for my "bottom 6" horror movies:
1) Camp Blood (1999)
2) The Immortalizer (1991) gruesome waste of time...
3) Disciple of Death (1972)
4) Hell's Highway (2002)
5) Uncle Sam (1997) another attempt to horify an icon...
6) The Zombie Chronicles (2001) - 3D and all...
This is all I care to include(I've seen lots of bad ones, but these I rated the lowest...
Again, this is not my topic of choice so I probably am not including the most popular "bad horror" movies and I honestly don't remember much about most of these.
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Post by Bartwald on Jun 23, 2004 9:33:56 GMT -5
Uncle Sam! Always wanted to see this one!
Oh, sure - I've heard it's bad. But it may be 'nicely' bad... You know, my taste very often sucks and if it sucks in this case here - I may just have some pleasure with Uncle Sam. However wrong it sounds.
A good example of my twisted taste is the fact that I liked one of Leatherhead's worst horror flicks: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Next Generation. Not one of my favourite movies, thanks God, but a decent guilty pleasure.
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Post by Heineken Skywalker on Jun 23, 2004 9:56:02 GMT -5
First, I gotta say that I'm not the "Horror" aficionado that a lot of other people on this board are. I don't see a lot of them and I definitely try to avoid the ones that just reek of "B-Movie", which let's face it, is most of them. A lot of the horror movies I've seen are more of the "name" or "household" horror movies. I mostly avoid exploitation or splatter movies. Just not my cup of tea. So, some of you may look at my choices as, "What? There are much worse Horror movies than that!". And this is probably true, but keep in mind, that I just haven't seen as many of them.
How's that for a disclaimer? ;D
10. DRACULA 2000 I actually paid to see this. The horror.
9. THE HAUNTING ('99)Lots of CGI, no scares. Pointless remake.
8. EMPIRE OF THE ANTS H.G. Welles' is given the shaft once again. Big fake giant ants and Joan Collins on a resort island. Sign me up!
7. THE CAR It's "CHRISTINE" without involving any of that pointless talent.
6. THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN Astronaut comes back from a mission and starts to turn into a gooey mess. A fortune in dry cleaning bills.
5. IT'S ALIVE Mutant baby goes on a rampage. Huh??
4. SQUIRM Killer worms. Just disgusting.
3. HALLOWEEN 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH Only saw it once and I can still remember that horrible commercial jingle in the movie.
2. EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC Extra points for being such a lousy sequel to such a classic movie. Kudos!
1. BACK FROM HELL The single worst horror movie I have ever seen. No budget, lousy effects, non existent script, starring non-actors. It's a must see! You won't believe your eyes!
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Post by Bartwald on Jun 23, 2004 15:05:30 GMT -5
It's Alive is a guilty pleasure of mine, I've yet to see Exorcist II (bought an old VHS with it several days ago - crazy, eh?) and yeah - I also paid to see Dracula 2000... at the theatre!
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Jun 23, 2004 15:56:00 GMT -5
3. HALLOWEEN 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH Only saw it once and I can still remember that horrible commercial jingle in the movie.
Omg, that one is soo bad...*cringe*
Isn't TCM:Next Generation the one w/ Matthew McConnahy(or however the hell you spell it...) & Renee Zellwegger in it? I think I remember watching that one.
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Post by Leatherhead on Jun 23, 2004 19:56:00 GMT -5
Yes, that's the one. Good for one flash. Sucks for everything else.  |
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Post by frankenjohn on Jun 24, 2004 14:54:11 GMT -5
___ Days til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween! ___ Days til Halloween! Silver Shamrock!
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Post by Heineken Skywalker on Jun 24, 2004 15:22:03 GMT -5
Yeah, that's the frickin' song.  |
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Post by Termination on Jun 25, 2004 0:49:35 GMT -5
I can only think of 1 right now, maybe I'll think up 9 more as they are released. Jason X |
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Post by Bartwald on Jun 25, 2004 8:07:46 GMT -5
Jason X disappointed me, too. It just wasn't as ironic or as scary or as inventive as I thought it would be. But it doesn't belong to the group of my most hated horrors, you know - it was kind of bland but not nearly as much as, say, Wishmaster 2.
Recently I saw a Lucio Fulci film, Sweet House Of Horrors, which just has to join my batch of BAD! horror movies. It's sad, as I hoped I was going to like anything Fulci directed - at least a bit. But this Sweet House Of Horrors... man... I'm lost for words.
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Post by Unbend5440 on Jun 25, 2004 22:43:03 GMT -5
1- Disturbing Behavior
2- Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
3- Friday the 13th Part III
4- Innocent Blood
5- Shriek Of The Mutilated
6- The Severed Arm
7- The House On Haunted Hill (1999)
8- Ghost Ship (2002)
9- Urban Legend
10- Scream 3
Not only is Disturbing Behavior #1 on this list, it's also #1 on my worst movies of all time list. Blair Witch 2 would be in my top 5 worst of all time.
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