Post by Pulpmariachi on Jan 15, 2006 23:00:47 GMT -5
Hour Two: SPOILERS
UPDATE: CTU has falled under the assumption the terrorists put up that Jack Bauer killed Palmer (though simple LOGIC tells us that Palmer was pretty much the only person in the world Jack respected). Suspicious Teenager is being stupid, as well as CTU who never really figure out anything since Bauer was Director. Idiot President is still holding something with the Russians, so we have to see how that plays out.... Oh, and the manhunt for Bauer has begun and the baddies are like, "We'll just let CTU get him because we're launching WITHIN THE HOUR...."
UPDATE: Jack goes to the building where Palmer was shot and goes in undercover (incognito) to find out some information David may have been keeping under. He goes to Palmer's computer and then Brother Palmer comes in (tense moment). They find an encrypted file that looks a page of Palmer's memoirs. Then Edgar and the new guy find out where Chole is (because they both LOOOOVE her) and then the idiots at CTU are like, "Oh Jack must be holding her against her will...." AND IF THEY LOOKED AT THEIR HISTORY THEY'D UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WOULD HELP HIM SINCE SHE TRUSTS BAUER ONLY AND GOES TO HIM FOR EVERYTHING. Christ, the people in power can be soooo stupid.
UPDATE: Is there anything Jack can't do? First he knocks out some FBI guys as he runs downstairs to escape. Then he gets Chloe to diverge an escape as he hops in a nice-looking car and drives off. Oh, Psycho First Lady realizes her husband doesn't believe her because he's President Idiot. Then the terrorists are up to something, which will be going down as planned in 20 minutes....
UPDATE: Jack's on his way to the airport and CTU questions the newly arrested Chloe about Jack but she doesn't tell them anything because she's smart AND LOYAL TO JACK, which those fools don't seem to realize. Except for Audrey, but of course they're not listening to Audrey. And now this Russian guy is landing and he's probably a target for something but President Idiot won't reschedule some meeting or even let the Russians land SOMEWHERE ELSE. And Psycho First Lady may have been wrong about a phone call from Palmer, but I don't know if that's true yet. OH, and Allstate commericals don't work when they're played during 24.
UPDATE: Holy fuck, holy holy fuck. So Jack dumps Suspicious Teen with his mom and goes to talk to this lead he found on Palmer's computer. His new girlfriend is SUPPOSED TO go to CTU but then Suspicious Teen runs inside after the terrorists run inside with their guns and blow up their van. Jack finds his lead who gets himself with cyanide before anything can happen. The terrorist take over in that old-timey fashion, about to issue their demands to President Idiot, who has met up with the Russian President and they are happy. BUT his right-hand man is ACTUALLY WORKING FOR THE TERRORISTS and he ALTERED THE PHONE CALL that Palmer gave to Psycho First Lady and THE RIGHT-HAND MAN IS WORKING FOR THE TERRORISTS!! Holy holy holy fuck.
Here's Barry's:
UPDATE: Why are they showing the highlights of the first hour, which we JUST WATCHED??
UPDATE: Edgar ran it through a high-res filter. That's exactly how I would handle it.
UPDATE: Chloe's going to get Jack a schematic.
UPDATE: "Jack would never murder his friends."
UPDATE: Edgar is jealous.
UPDATE: President Manilow is SUCH a wienerhead.
UPDATE: They launch in less than an hour! (Who the hell are they?)
UPDATE: Jack's girlfriend is thinking she should have kept dating the plumber.
UPDATE: Chloe is reading the agents' transponders. She is some woman!
UPDATE: "Relax. He's really good at this."
UPDATE: Jack is booted up, and Chloe is uploading to him.
UPDATE: Jack is a smooth talker.
UPDATE: You rarely see that kind of cleavage on a first lady.
UPDATE: Edgar found out that Chloe's logged in remotely! With an external socket!
UPDATE: HEY! ASSASSINATED FORMER PRESIDENT ALLSTATE INSURANCE SPOKESPERSON IS ALIVE AND DOING COMMERCIALS!
UPDATE: I don't like the looks of the bald guy with the accent and the guns.
UPDATE: At some point, even the FBI is bound to notice all the unconscious agents lying around.
UPDATE: There's, like, dozens of agents after Jack. They have NO chance.
UPDATE: The girlfriend's on the 210 at the 10.
UPDATE: Chloe is a stand-up gal.
UPDATE: Jack really does care.
UPDATE: Somebody is messing with the first lady's mind, such as it is.
UPDATE: Edgar says there's chatter! They're sourcing it! The reliability's approaching 95 percent!
UPDATE: Eventually the bald guy is going to punch President Manilow out.
UPDATE: I see guys like that in the Miami Airport all the time.
UPDATE: You watch. The airlines will claim this is a weather delay.
UPDATE: OHMIGOD! THE WEASEL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT! HE'S IN ON IT!
UPDATE: Looks like there will be shooting tomorrow night.
OK, everybody take a handful of powerful sedatives and try to get some sleep. We'll recap tomorrow. You'll be on your own tomorrow night, but I think you have shown, in the comments section, that you are completely out of your minds up to the task.
UPDATE: CTU has falled under the assumption the terrorists put up that Jack Bauer killed Palmer (though simple LOGIC tells us that Palmer was pretty much the only person in the world Jack respected). Suspicious Teenager is being stupid, as well as CTU who never really figure out anything since Bauer was Director. Idiot President is still holding something with the Russians, so we have to see how that plays out.... Oh, and the manhunt for Bauer has begun and the baddies are like, "We'll just let CTU get him because we're launching WITHIN THE HOUR...."
UPDATE: Jack goes to the building where Palmer was shot and goes in undercover (incognito) to find out some information David may have been keeping under. He goes to Palmer's computer and then Brother Palmer comes in (tense moment). They find an encrypted file that looks a page of Palmer's memoirs. Then Edgar and the new guy find out where Chole is (because they both LOOOOVE her) and then the idiots at CTU are like, "Oh Jack must be holding her against her will...." AND IF THEY LOOKED AT THEIR HISTORY THEY'D UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WOULD HELP HIM SINCE SHE TRUSTS BAUER ONLY AND GOES TO HIM FOR EVERYTHING. Christ, the people in power can be soooo stupid.
UPDATE: Is there anything Jack can't do? First he knocks out some FBI guys as he runs downstairs to escape. Then he gets Chloe to diverge an escape as he hops in a nice-looking car and drives off. Oh, Psycho First Lady realizes her husband doesn't believe her because he's President Idiot. Then the terrorists are up to something, which will be going down as planned in 20 minutes....
UPDATE: Jack's on his way to the airport and CTU questions the newly arrested Chloe about Jack but she doesn't tell them anything because she's smart AND LOYAL TO JACK, which those fools don't seem to realize. Except for Audrey, but of course they're not listening to Audrey. And now this Russian guy is landing and he's probably a target for something but President Idiot won't reschedule some meeting or even let the Russians land SOMEWHERE ELSE. And Psycho First Lady may have been wrong about a phone call from Palmer, but I don't know if that's true yet. OH, and Allstate commericals don't work when they're played during 24.
UPDATE: Holy fuck, holy holy fuck. So Jack dumps Suspicious Teen with his mom and goes to talk to this lead he found on Palmer's computer. His new girlfriend is SUPPOSED TO go to CTU but then Suspicious Teen runs inside after the terrorists run inside with their guns and blow up their van. Jack finds his lead who gets himself with cyanide before anything can happen. The terrorist take over in that old-timey fashion, about to issue their demands to President Idiot, who has met up with the Russian President and they are happy. BUT his right-hand man is ACTUALLY WORKING FOR THE TERRORISTS and he ALTERED THE PHONE CALL that Palmer gave to Psycho First Lady and THE RIGHT-HAND MAN IS WORKING FOR THE TERRORISTS!! Holy holy holy fuck.
Here's Barry's:
UPDATE: Why are they showing the highlights of the first hour, which we JUST WATCHED??
UPDATE: Edgar ran it through a high-res filter. That's exactly how I would handle it.
UPDATE: Chloe's going to get Jack a schematic.
UPDATE: "Jack would never murder his friends."
UPDATE: Edgar is jealous.
UPDATE: President Manilow is SUCH a wienerhead.
UPDATE: They launch in less than an hour! (Who the hell are they?)
UPDATE: Jack's girlfriend is thinking she should have kept dating the plumber.
UPDATE: Chloe is reading the agents' transponders. She is some woman!
UPDATE: "Relax. He's really good at this."
UPDATE: Jack is booted up, and Chloe is uploading to him.
UPDATE: Jack is a smooth talker.
UPDATE: You rarely see that kind of cleavage on a first lady.
UPDATE: Edgar found out that Chloe's logged in remotely! With an external socket!
UPDATE: HEY! ASSASSINATED FORMER PRESIDENT ALLSTATE INSURANCE SPOKESPERSON IS ALIVE AND DOING COMMERCIALS!
UPDATE: I don't like the looks of the bald guy with the accent and the guns.
UPDATE: At some point, even the FBI is bound to notice all the unconscious agents lying around.
UPDATE: There's, like, dozens of agents after Jack. They have NO chance.
UPDATE: The girlfriend's on the 210 at the 10.
UPDATE: Chloe is a stand-up gal.
UPDATE: Jack really does care.
UPDATE: Somebody is messing with the first lady's mind, such as it is.
UPDATE: Edgar says there's chatter! They're sourcing it! The reliability's approaching 95 percent!
UPDATE: Eventually the bald guy is going to punch President Manilow out.
UPDATE: I see guys like that in the Miami Airport all the time.
UPDATE: You watch. The airlines will claim this is a weather delay.
UPDATE: OHMIGOD! THE WEASEL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT! HE'S IN ON IT!
UPDATE: Looks like there will be shooting tomorrow night.
OK, everybody take a handful of powerful sedatives and try to get some sleep. We'll recap tomorrow. You'll be on your own tomorrow night, but I think you have shown, in the comments section, that you are completely out of your minds up to the task.