Team America Lyrics *SPOILERS*

[ZapRowsdower]

The following are lyrics of the songs used in Team America. If you have not seen the movie, I'd suggest not reading any further.

AMERICA: FUCK YEAH!

America...

America...

America, FUCK YEAH!
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah.
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way, yeah.
Terrorists, your game is through,
'cause now you have to answer to
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls.
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you gonna do when we come for you now!

SO RONERY

I'm so ronery,
So ronery,
So ronery inside reah rone.
There no one,
just me onry,
sitting on my rittle throne.
I work reary hard, and make some great prans,
but nobody ristens, no one understands.
It seems like no one takes me serirousry...
And so, I'm ronery...
I been ronery...
Poor rittle me...

There nobody I can rerate to,
I feel rike a bird in a cage.
It's kinda sirry, but not reary,
'cause it's firring my body with rage.
I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicarry fit,
but nobody erse seems to rearize it.
When I change the world maybe they'll notice me...
But until then, I'll be ronery,
ah, rittle ronery.
Poor rittle me...

I'm so ronery...

PEARL HARBOR SUCKED AND I MISS YOU

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
when he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point,
and that's a lot girl.

Now, you have left and gone away,
and all I'm trying to say
is Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school.
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part.
He's way better than Ben Affleck.

Now, all I can think about is your smile,
and that shitty movie too.
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to
keep on making movies?
'Cause Pearl Harbor sucked...
Just a little bit more than I miss you.

The other ones, I still have to memorize. ;D

[Heineken Skywalker]

LMAO!! ;D
Thanks for the reminder Smitty. Funny shit there.
How about MONTAGE next?? One of my favorites from the movie.

[ZapRowsdower]

I need to watch the movie again. I have a grasp of the lyrics, but not a strong enough grasp to post them with.

[ZapRowsdower]

EVERYONE HAS AIDS

Everyone has AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
Everyone has AIDS

And so this is the end or our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal, my only bright star
(He died from AIDS!)
Well I'm going to march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend
(AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!)
The gays and the straights and the whites and the spades
Everyone has AIDS

My grandma and my dog Ol' Blue
(AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!)
The Pope has got it and so do you
(AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!)
Come on everybody, we got quilting to do (AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!)
We're gonna break down these barricades, everyone has

AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
AIDS AIDS

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE

What would you do
if you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom?
What would you do
if asked to make the ultimate sacrifice?

Would you think about all them people
who gave up everything they had?
Would you think about all them war vets
and would you start to feel bad?

Freedom isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill

Freedom isn't free
No there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck-oh-five
Who will?

Ohhh buck-oh-five
Freedom costs a buck-oh-five

MONTAGE

The hour's approaching to give it your best,
and you've got to reach your prime
That's when you need to put yourself to the test,
and show us a passage of time

We're gonna need a montage! MONTAGE!
Ooh, it takes a montage! MONTAGE!

Show a lot of things happening at once,
remind everyone of what's going on!
And with every shot show a little improvement,
to show it all would take too long!

That's called a montage! MONTAGE!
Ooh, we want a montage! MONTAGE!

In anything that we want to know,
from just a beginner to a pro
We need a montage! MONTAGE!
Even Rocky had a montage! MONTAGE!

MONTAGE!

MONTAGE!

Anything that we want to know,
from just a beginner to a pro
We need a montage! MONTAGE!
Ooh, it takes a montage! MONTAGE!

Always fade out in a montage
If you fade out it seems like more time has a passed in a montage. MONTAGE!

[Heineken Skywalker]

MONTAGE!! ;D

Those lyrics to all those songs are freakin' hilarious!

[Phoenix]

Thanks Smitty, those made me burst out laughing at work!