How Catwoman could have been good.

[ZapRowsdower]

Yes, believe it or not, there was a RIGHT way to do this movie. Here it is.

1. Either learn how to do CGI, or use real locations, real cats, and real stuntpeople.

2. MAKE HALLE BERRY'S STUNT DOUBLES ALL FEMALE.

3. The outfit... Don't get me wrong, I love it perhaps a little more than I should. But couldn't they have gone with something a little more subtle? A two-piece is one thing, but the whole dominatrix angle really doesn't work if you think about it.

4. Come up with a villain who has actual powers. Having a face of steel is NOT an actual power. In fact, drop the whole cosmetics angle, and use a more traditional villain.

5. Drop the fucking basketball scene. That was the stupidest shit I had ever seen in a movie.

6. 1 or 2 puns is cute. 20 or 30 puns, NOT so cute.

7. Replace the shitty Spice Girls-ish soundtrack with something not so shitty.

8. Lose the gay guy, or get someone who can actually play a gay guy.

9. Get a director who has two names. I'll take Joel Schumacher over Pitof any day of the week. At least Schumacher has Phone Booth under his belt.

10. Halle Berry does NOT want the detective guy to know she's Catwoman. Why does she keep giving him hints?

[Bartwald]

IamTheSmitty said:

9. Get a director who has two names. I'll take Joel Schumacher over Pitof any day of the week. At least Schumacher has Phone Booth under his belt.

Then again, Pitof has a pretty good Vidocq under his belt. And no Batman & Robin, should I state the obvious.

[Pulpmariachi]

I think this would have worked as full page picture in some magazine...

By the way, I agree with that a director should have two names. That annoys me horribly for some reason. Like Rintaro...? Or the guy who did Ecks vs. Silver? Just a pet peeve of mine.

[Bartwald]

Pulpmariachi said:

I think this would have worked as full page picture in some magazine...

By the way, I agree with that a director should have two names.

Hell! I'd say he should have two names AND an additional middle name - look no further than Paul THOMAS Anderson or - even better! - Paul W.S.. Anderson!

[Quorthon]

Death to Paul W. S. Anderson!!! Bastard!!

GGRRRRR!!

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We know then how to make The Catwoman 2.
;D