Post by Quorthon on Jan 14, 2008 12:42:24 GMT -5
So, last week I was bored and looking for something to watch before I had to pick up the wife from work. Digging around Comcast's On Demand set-up proved pretty much a futile effort. Then I spotted the movie "Drive Thru."
Okay, it sounded pretty bad. Perhaps lame, or laughably entertaining as a cheese movie like Scarecrow or The Angry Red Planet. My god, I just couldn't watch it.
No more than ten minutes in, I grabbed the remote and smashed that fast forward button to quickly whir through to see if there was any redeeming value anywhere. There wasn't. There appeared to be a sex scene at one point that ultimately failed to be. It was a rare case for me. This movie was so bad, I couldn't watch it.
There's this ridiculous killer clown guy wearing the most ridiculous outfit of all time who kills people at a fast food restaurant. He looks like Calypso from the old Twisted Metal Playstation games. You know there's something wrong when only 10 minutes of a movie presents you with enough to complain about to fill a full review. Rarely does one see the low calibur of acting and caveman-era writing coupled with the total spasms of nonsense that I witnessed in the 5-10 minutes making up the opening of the film and the 3-5 minutes that made up it's jaw-droppingly asinine finale. Cliche and cheesy are words just not strong or descriptive enough for this mess, and yet, I didn't even watch the rest of it. It was sooooooo freaking bad!
I'm sure it's common knowledge on here that, along with Slayrrr, I can stomach an awful lot of awfulness, cinematically. But I couldn't even watch, let alone finish, Drive Thru.
So let this be the thread where you point out movies so bad that you couldn't even stand to finish the movie.
Good lord, I watched all of Kingdom of the Spiders with William Shatner, and I still couldn't watch all of Drive Thru!
Okay, it sounded pretty bad. Perhaps lame, or laughably entertaining as a cheese movie like Scarecrow or The Angry Red Planet. My god, I just couldn't watch it.
No more than ten minutes in, I grabbed the remote and smashed that fast forward button to quickly whir through to see if there was any redeeming value anywhere. There wasn't. There appeared to be a sex scene at one point that ultimately failed to be. It was a rare case for me. This movie was so bad, I couldn't watch it.
There's this ridiculous killer clown guy wearing the most ridiculous outfit of all time who kills people at a fast food restaurant. He looks like Calypso from the old Twisted Metal Playstation games. You know there's something wrong when only 10 minutes of a movie presents you with enough to complain about to fill a full review. Rarely does one see the low calibur of acting and caveman-era writing coupled with the total spasms of nonsense that I witnessed in the 5-10 minutes making up the opening of the film and the 3-5 minutes that made up it's jaw-droppingly asinine finale. Cliche and cheesy are words just not strong or descriptive enough for this mess, and yet, I didn't even watch the rest of it. It was sooooooo freaking bad!
I'm sure it's common knowledge on here that, along with Slayrrr, I can stomach an awful lot of awfulness, cinematically. But I couldn't even watch, let alone finish, Drive Thru.
So let this be the thread where you point out movies so bad that you couldn't even stand to finish the movie.
Good lord, I watched all of Kingdom of the Spiders with William Shatner, and I still couldn't watch all of Drive Thru!
