Post by ZapRowsdower on Dec 7, 2007 13:41:26 GMT -5
After seeing this list - yeah, a few of those titles (mind you, very few) deserve to be there. One of the movies on the list, they admit to never having seen. The irony of all this, the TRULY worst Christmas movies, such as Santa with Muscles, Deck the Halls, the Santa Clause 3 and Santa Claus Conquers the Martians are all absent from this list.
But judging from this list, I'm convinced - especially by their outrageous #1 pick - Maxim should never, ever talk about movies. Ever. They need to get back to talking about women, because that is ALL they seem to know.
Here's the list: www.maximonline.com/Entertainment/Thecrappiestchristmasmovies/slideshow/251.aspx?src=icm:MTd
Or if you don't want to go 14 pages, here's the condensed version with my commentary.
14. Jingle All the Way (It wasn't good, but I could sit through it alright)
13. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carrey Version) (When I worked retail, they played this movie so much in my store it literally drove me nuts. I still don't believe it belongs on this list. It's mediocre, but not "worst" material).
12. Home Alone (Sorry, you can't justify this being on any "Worst Movies" list. You just can't. It's a modern holiday classic.)
11. Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol (I've never seen it. They put it on there because of its exploitation of the blind - trying to justify their exploitation of women.)
10. Christmas with the Kranks (Hey, they got one. I'm surprised.)
9. The Polar Express (It's not among Zemeckis' best - the guy was still experementing with that style of animation. But Tom Hanks and Alan Silvestri's score really save that movie. My quip for the Grinch also applies here.)
8. Christmas Mountain: The Story of a Cowboy Angel (I've never heard of it, and this is the one they've never seen. It was thrown in because of the title. Ironically, they suggested a remake with Rob Schneider. Yes, these people know comedy alright.
7. Scrooged. (Go to Hell, Maxim.)
6. Benji's Very Own Christmas Story (I wonder if they really had to have fourteen movies on this list, because they really dipped into the obscure here. I didn't even know Benji had a Christmas story.)
5. One Magic Christmas (If there's a movie I've never heard of on a worst movies list, I want to hear a little bit about the movie that tells me why it sucks, other than "was so-and-so-actor drunk or broke when he accepted this role?" and "a brief plot description from IMDb.com".)
4. Miracle on 34th Street (1994 version) (I actually liked this one. I don't know if I'm in the minority of liking it, but I really don't believe it has any place on this list.)
3. The Santa Clause 2 (Really? Part TWO? NOT three? Really?)
2. Surviving Christmas (Did it get a tad annoying? Yes. But this wasn't without a few saving graces - for example, being somewhat funny. Essentially, they threw this one in to take a shot at Ben Affleck. Hey guys, Ben Affleck bashing is no longer in. Get with the program.)
And this one is REALLY gonna grind your gears... Ready?
1. It's a Wonderful Life (Because it advocates NOT committing suicide? They throw what is basically the ultimate Christmas movie - the Citizen Kane of Christmas movies and named it the worst Christmas movie of all time. If they did a little more research (which I'm sure they did, otherwise they wouldn't have picked up those obscure titles) - Hell, all they needed to do was check IMDb's bottom 100. Santa with Muscles! Come on! The Santa Clause 2 should have triggered something. Like Hey, part 3 is worse. But It's a Wonderful Life is the worst of all time, huh? Not enough big-chested women for you to exploit?)
I don't normally complain about other people's opinions, but if you're writing articles about movies, know what you're talking about!
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But judging from this list, I'm convinced - especially by their outrageous #1 pick - Maxim should never, ever talk about movies. Ever. They need to get back to talking about women, because that is ALL they seem to know.
Here's the list: www.maximonline.com/Entertainment/Thecrappiestchristmasmovies/slideshow/251.aspx?src=icm:MTd
Or if you don't want to go 14 pages, here's the condensed version with my commentary.
14. Jingle All the Way (It wasn't good, but I could sit through it alright)
13. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carrey Version) (When I worked retail, they played this movie so much in my store it literally drove me nuts. I still don't believe it belongs on this list. It's mediocre, but not "worst" material).
12. Home Alone (Sorry, you can't justify this being on any "Worst Movies" list. You just can't. It's a modern holiday classic.)
11. Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol (I've never seen it. They put it on there because of its exploitation of the blind - trying to justify their exploitation of women.)
10. Christmas with the Kranks (Hey, they got one. I'm surprised.)
9. The Polar Express (It's not among Zemeckis' best - the guy was still experementing with that style of animation. But Tom Hanks and Alan Silvestri's score really save that movie. My quip for the Grinch also applies here.)
8. Christmas Mountain: The Story of a Cowboy Angel (I've never heard of it, and this is the one they've never seen. It was thrown in because of the title. Ironically, they suggested a remake with Rob Schneider. Yes, these people know comedy alright.
7. Scrooged. (Go to Hell, Maxim.)
6. Benji's Very Own Christmas Story (I wonder if they really had to have fourteen movies on this list, because they really dipped into the obscure here. I didn't even know Benji had a Christmas story.)
5. One Magic Christmas (If there's a movie I've never heard of on a worst movies list, I want to hear a little bit about the movie that tells me why it sucks, other than "was so-and-so-actor drunk or broke when he accepted this role?" and "a brief plot description from IMDb.com".)
4. Miracle on 34th Street (1994 version) (I actually liked this one. I don't know if I'm in the minority of liking it, but I really don't believe it has any place on this list.)
3. The Santa Clause 2 (Really? Part TWO? NOT three? Really?)
2. Surviving Christmas (Did it get a tad annoying? Yes. But this wasn't without a few saving graces - for example, being somewhat funny. Essentially, they threw this one in to take a shot at Ben Affleck. Hey guys, Ben Affleck bashing is no longer in. Get with the program.)
And this one is REALLY gonna grind your gears... Ready?
1. It's a Wonderful Life (Because it advocates NOT committing suicide? They throw what is basically the ultimate Christmas movie - the Citizen Kane of Christmas movies and named it the worst Christmas movie of all time. If they did a little more research (which I'm sure they did, otherwise they wouldn't have picked up those obscure titles) - Hell, all they needed to do was check IMDb's bottom 100. Santa with Muscles! Come on! The Santa Clause 2 should have triggered something. Like Hey, part 3 is worse. But It's a Wonderful Life is the worst of all time, huh? Not enough big-chested women for you to exploit?)
I don't normally complain about other people's opinions, but if you're writing articles about movies, know what you're talking about!
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