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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:45:07 GMT -5
And mani interesting furry animals
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:45:24 GMT -5
Including the majestic m00se
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:45:43 GMT -5
A M00se once bit my sister ...
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:46:04 GMT -5
No realli! She was Karving her initals on the m00se with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: "The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink".
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:46:24 GMT -5
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:46:41 GMT -5
Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti ...
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:47:24 GMT -5
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:47:55 GMT -5
The directors of the firm hired to continue the board's Oscars after the other people had been sacked, with it to be known that they have just been sacked. The Oscars have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:51:00 GMT -5
Here's a list of the movies that DIDN'T win the Oscar for best picture:
Crash (9 pts.)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (8 pts.)
Brokeback Mountain (4 pts.)
And of course, the other films that the voters have mentioned... yet did not win.
A History of Violence
Batman Begins
Capote
Cinderella Man
Good Night, and Good Luck.
King Kong
Match Point
Walk the Line
Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:51:29 GMT -5
Now without further ado...
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:52:30 GMT -5
The winner of Our Oscars 2006...
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:55:01 GMT -5
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:55:16 GMT -5
Wait...
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:55:36 GMT -5
No, that can't be right.
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 6, 2006 1:55:57 GMT -5
Oh, I see. How silly of me.
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