Post by ZapRowsdower on Mar 4, 2005 15:34:50 GMT -5
Worst Picture
Winner:
Catwoman (2004) - Warner Bros.
Of the nominees, that WAS the worst. It's about time they got one right... oh, SuperBabies... they probably avoided it just like everyone else.
Other Nominees:
Alexander (2004) - Warner Bros. - Underrated beyond belief. Lay off it, people.
SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) - Triumph Films - Probably should have won, but nobody's even seen it.
Surviving Christmas (2004) - DreamWorks - Underrated, VERY funny movie.
White Chicks (2004) - Columbia; Revolution - One of the few Razzie nominees that deserved it.
Worst Actor
Winner:
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) - George W. Bush - Jesus, and they call the Oscars political. I see your joke, it's just not funny.
Other Nominees:
Alexander (2004) - Colin Farrell (I) - Why do you attack Colin Farrell? He was excellent in that role!
Along Came Polly (2004) - Ben Stiller
- Also for Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004), Envy (2004) and Starsky & Hutch (2004). - Being in six comedies in one year (you guys forgot the Fockers, what happened?) doesn't make you a bad actor. Especially when 5 out of 6 were at the very least decent.
Chronicles of Riddick, The (2004) - Vin Diesel - Wow, a nominee you share with the Golden Asshats.
Jersey Girl (2004) - Ben Affleck
- Also for Surviving Christmas (2004). - Christ, will you people LAY OFF THE AFFLECK? You people would nominate him for a non-speaking cameo, wouldn't you?
Worst Actress
Winner:
Catwoman (2004) - Halle Berry
I respect Halle for actually accepting this award, but she wasn't the worst actress this year. She was good in the part. It was a waste of her talent, but that doesn't make her the worst actress of the year.
Other Nominees:
Alexander (2004) - Angelina Jolie
- Also for Taking Lives (2004). - Jolie was a SUPPORTING actress in Alexander... not to mention good.
Cinderella Story, A (2004) - Hilary Duff
- Also for Raise Your Voice (2004). - She was good in a Cinderella Story, limit your nomination to Raise Your Voice.
New York Minute (2004/I) - Mary-Kate Olsen; Ashley Olsen - Cheaters. But I agree nonetheless.
White Chicks (2004) - Shawn Wayans; Marlon Wayans
- The Wayans Sisters. - I'm laughing. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ho. Ho. Ha.... Ha.
Worst Supporting Actor
Winner:
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) - Donald Rumsfeld - See the Best actor winner.
Other Nominees:
Alexander (2004) - Val Kilmer - He was good.
Around the World in 80 Days (2004) - Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Ah-Nuld Schwarzenegger, Around the World in 80 Daze. - These people once again need to learn the difference between SUPPORTING ROLE and CAMEO APPEARANCE.
Catwoman (2004) - Lambert Wilson - ...Wait, WHO? What happened to Benjamin Bratt?
SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) - Jon Voight
Worst Supporting Actress
Winner:
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) - Britney Spears
We all know she can't act (or sing) worth a shit, but a one-minute archive footage of an interview hardly makes you a supporting role.
Other Nominees:
Catwoman (2004) - Sharon Stone (I) - Should have got it.
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) - Condoleezza Rice - Politics, politics, politics.
Jersey Girl (2004) - Jennifer Lopez (I) - Christ, will you people LAY OFF THE JENNIFER? She is in the movie for what, fifteen minutes? Is it not enough for you that she dies at the beginning?
Starsky & Hutch (2004) - Carmen Electra - This looks like filler material to me.
Worst Director
Winner:
Catwoman (2004) - Pitof - You guys actually share a WINNER with me. Wow.
Other Nominees:
Alexander (2004) - Oliver Stone (I) - Sigh... Remember about 24 years ago, these people nominated Stanley Kubrick for the Shining?
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004) - Renny Harlin; Paul Schrader (I)
- Renny Harlin and/or Paul Schrader. - Paul Schrader didn't direct the movie. Get your facts straight.
SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) - Bob Clark (III) - If you people saw this, I feel sorry for you.
White Chicks (2004) - Keenen Ivory Wayans - Meh.
Worst Screenplay
Winner:
Catwoman (2004) - Theresa Rebeck; John D. Brancato; Michael Ferris (III); John Rogers (X) - Agree.
Other Nominees:
Alexander (2004) - Oliver Stone (I); Christopher Kyle; Laeta Kalogridis - ...
SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) - Steven Paul; Gregory Poppen - !!!
Surviving Christmas (2004) - Deborah Kaplan (I); Harry Elfont; Jeffrey Ventimilia; Joshua Sternin - ...
White Chicks (2004) - Keenen Ivory Wayans; Shawn Wayans; Marlon Wayans; Andrew McElfresh; Michael Anthony Snowden; Xavier Cook - Agreement with another nominee.
Worst 'Musical' of Our First 25 Years
Winner:
From Justin to Kelly (2003) - AHHH! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!
Other Nominees:
Can't Stop the Music (1980)
Glitter (2001)
Rhinestone (1984)
Spice World (1997)
Xanadu (1980)
Worst 'Drama' of Our First 25 Years
Winner:
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) - Haven't seen it. Is that a good thing?
Other Nominees:
Lonely Lady, The (1983)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Showgirls (1995)
Swept Away (2002)
Worst Remake or Sequel
Winner:
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) - Who remembers Scooby Doo? This award should have gone to AVP. At least Scooby Doo 2 improved on the original.
Other Nominees:
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)
Around the World in 80 Days (2004)
- Around the World in 80 Daze.
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
Worst Razzie Loser of Our First 25 Years
Winner:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Ah-Nuld Schwarzenegger, with 8 nominations, including 1 for 2004.
Other Nominees:
Kim Basinger
- With 6 nominations total. - For WHAT?
Angelina Jolie
- With 7 nominations, including 2 for 2004. - For WHAT?
Ryan O'Neal - WHO?
- With 6 nominations total.
Keanu Reeves
- With 7 nominations total. - Yeah. He can't act.
Worst Screen Couple
Winner:
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) - George W. Bush; Condoleezza Rice; "His Pet Goat"
- George W. Bush & EITHER Condoleeza Rice OR His Pet Goat. - Cute. Not funny, but cute.
Other Nominees:
Catwoman (2004) - Halle Berry; Benjamin Bratt (I); Sharon Stone (I)
- Halle Berry & EITHER Benjamin Bratt OR Sharon Stone. - Meh. Fine.
Jersey Girl (2004) - Ben Affleck; Jennifer Lopez (I); Liv Tyler
- Ben Affleck & EITHER Jennifer Lopez OR Liv Tyler. - I love how these people claim two actors lack chemistry when they don't.
New York Minute (2004/I) - Mary-Kate Olsen; Ashley Olsen - Feed them a sammich and be off with them.
White Chicks (2004) - Shawn Wayans; Marlon Wayans
- The Wayans Brothers (In or Out of Drag). - Sigh... it's a dead horse, stop beating it.
Worst 'Comedy' of Our First 25 Years
Winner:
Gigli (2003) - Speaking of dead horse... HOW THE FUCK IS THIS WORSE THAN LEONARD PART 6?
Other Nominees:
Adventures of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Cat in the Hat, The (2003)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Leonard Part 6 (1987)
Winner:
Catwoman (2004) - Warner Bros.
Of the nominees, that WAS the worst. It's about time they got one right... oh, SuperBabies... they probably avoided it just like everyone else.
Other Nominees:
Alexander (2004) - Warner Bros. - Underrated beyond belief. Lay off it, people.
SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) - Triumph Films - Probably should have won, but nobody's even seen it.
Surviving Christmas (2004) - DreamWorks - Underrated, VERY funny movie.
White Chicks (2004) - Columbia; Revolution - One of the few Razzie nominees that deserved it.
Worst Actor
Winner:
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) - George W. Bush - Jesus, and they call the Oscars political. I see your joke, it's just not funny.
Other Nominees:
Alexander (2004) - Colin Farrell (I) - Why do you attack Colin Farrell? He was excellent in that role!
Along Came Polly (2004) - Ben Stiller
- Also for Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004), Envy (2004) and Starsky & Hutch (2004). - Being in six comedies in one year (you guys forgot the Fockers, what happened?) doesn't make you a bad actor. Especially when 5 out of 6 were at the very least decent.
Chronicles of Riddick, The (2004) - Vin Diesel - Wow, a nominee you share with the Golden Asshats.
Jersey Girl (2004) - Ben Affleck
- Also for Surviving Christmas (2004). - Christ, will you people LAY OFF THE AFFLECK? You people would nominate him for a non-speaking cameo, wouldn't you?
Worst Actress
Winner:
Catwoman (2004) - Halle Berry
I respect Halle for actually accepting this award, but she wasn't the worst actress this year. She was good in the part. It was a waste of her talent, but that doesn't make her the worst actress of the year.
Other Nominees:
Alexander (2004) - Angelina Jolie
- Also for Taking Lives (2004). - Jolie was a SUPPORTING actress in Alexander... not to mention good.
Cinderella Story, A (2004) - Hilary Duff
- Also for Raise Your Voice (2004). - She was good in a Cinderella Story, limit your nomination to Raise Your Voice.
New York Minute (2004/I) - Mary-Kate Olsen; Ashley Olsen - Cheaters. But I agree nonetheless.
White Chicks (2004) - Shawn Wayans; Marlon Wayans
- The Wayans Sisters. - I'm laughing. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ho. Ho. Ha.... Ha.
Worst Supporting Actor
Winner:
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) - Donald Rumsfeld - See the Best actor winner.
Other Nominees:
Alexander (2004) - Val Kilmer - He was good.
Around the World in 80 Days (2004) - Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Ah-Nuld Schwarzenegger, Around the World in 80 Daze. - These people once again need to learn the difference between SUPPORTING ROLE and CAMEO APPEARANCE.
Catwoman (2004) - Lambert Wilson - ...Wait, WHO? What happened to Benjamin Bratt?
SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) - Jon Voight
Worst Supporting Actress
Winner:
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) - Britney Spears
We all know she can't act (or sing) worth a shit, but a one-minute archive footage of an interview hardly makes you a supporting role.
Other Nominees:
Catwoman (2004) - Sharon Stone (I) - Should have got it.
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) - Condoleezza Rice - Politics, politics, politics.
Jersey Girl (2004) - Jennifer Lopez (I) - Christ, will you people LAY OFF THE JENNIFER? She is in the movie for what, fifteen minutes? Is it not enough for you that she dies at the beginning?
Starsky & Hutch (2004) - Carmen Electra - This looks like filler material to me.
Worst Director
Winner:
Catwoman (2004) - Pitof - You guys actually share a WINNER with me. Wow.
Other Nominees:
Alexander (2004) - Oliver Stone (I) - Sigh... Remember about 24 years ago, these people nominated Stanley Kubrick for the Shining?
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004) - Renny Harlin; Paul Schrader (I)
- Renny Harlin and/or Paul Schrader. - Paul Schrader didn't direct the movie. Get your facts straight.
SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) - Bob Clark (III) - If you people saw this, I feel sorry for you.
White Chicks (2004) - Keenen Ivory Wayans - Meh.
Worst Screenplay
Winner:
Catwoman (2004) - Theresa Rebeck; John D. Brancato; Michael Ferris (III); John Rogers (X) - Agree.
Other Nominees:
Alexander (2004) - Oliver Stone (I); Christopher Kyle; Laeta Kalogridis - ...
SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) - Steven Paul; Gregory Poppen - !!!
Surviving Christmas (2004) - Deborah Kaplan (I); Harry Elfont; Jeffrey Ventimilia; Joshua Sternin - ...
White Chicks (2004) - Keenen Ivory Wayans; Shawn Wayans; Marlon Wayans; Andrew McElfresh; Michael Anthony Snowden; Xavier Cook - Agreement with another nominee.
Worst 'Musical' of Our First 25 Years
Winner:
From Justin to Kelly (2003) - AHHH! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!
Other Nominees:
Can't Stop the Music (1980)
Glitter (2001)
Rhinestone (1984)
Spice World (1997)
Xanadu (1980)
Worst 'Drama' of Our First 25 Years
Winner:
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) - Haven't seen it. Is that a good thing?
Other Nominees:
Lonely Lady, The (1983)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Showgirls (1995)
Swept Away (2002)
Worst Remake or Sequel
Winner:
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) - Who remembers Scooby Doo? This award should have gone to AVP. At least Scooby Doo 2 improved on the original.
Other Nominees:
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)
Around the World in 80 Days (2004)
- Around the World in 80 Daze.
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
Worst Razzie Loser of Our First 25 Years
Winner:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Ah-Nuld Schwarzenegger, with 8 nominations, including 1 for 2004.
Other Nominees:
Kim Basinger
- With 6 nominations total. - For WHAT?
Angelina Jolie
- With 7 nominations, including 2 for 2004. - For WHAT?
Ryan O'Neal - WHO?
- With 6 nominations total.
Keanu Reeves
- With 7 nominations total. - Yeah. He can't act.
Worst Screen Couple
Winner:
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) - George W. Bush; Condoleezza Rice; "His Pet Goat"
- George W. Bush & EITHER Condoleeza Rice OR His Pet Goat. - Cute. Not funny, but cute.
Other Nominees:
Catwoman (2004) - Halle Berry; Benjamin Bratt (I); Sharon Stone (I)
- Halle Berry & EITHER Benjamin Bratt OR Sharon Stone. - Meh. Fine.
Jersey Girl (2004) - Ben Affleck; Jennifer Lopez (I); Liv Tyler
- Ben Affleck & EITHER Jennifer Lopez OR Liv Tyler. - I love how these people claim two actors lack chemistry when they don't.
New York Minute (2004/I) - Mary-Kate Olsen; Ashley Olsen - Feed them a sammich and be off with them.
White Chicks (2004) - Shawn Wayans; Marlon Wayans
- The Wayans Brothers (In or Out of Drag). - Sigh... it's a dead horse, stop beating it.
Worst 'Comedy' of Our First 25 Years
Winner:
Gigli (2003) - Speaking of dead horse... HOW THE FUCK IS THIS WORSE THAN LEONARD PART 6?
Other Nominees:
Adventures of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Cat in the Hat, The (2003)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Leonard Part 6 (1987)