EVERYONE STARTS A NEW THREAD DAY!**

[Quorthon]

HEEYY!!

YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS! IT'S "EVERYBODY STARTS A NEW FUCKIN THREAD DAY!! THAT'S FUCKIN RIGHT! IF YOU VISIT THE BOARD TODAY, OR WITHIN 24* HOURS OF THIS FUCKIN THREAD, YOU, YOOUUUU MUST START A NEW THREAD!!!

But does this apply to me? YOU ASK ALL MEEK AND SMALL??! CAN YOU READ? THEN YOU MUST FOLLOW THE COMMAND OF STARTING A NEW FUCKIN THREAD!!YEAAAHAAHHHAHHAHA!!!!

Ehhh, I don't feel like it... YOU SAY!!?? TOO BAD!! YOU MUSST CONFORM!!! CONFORMCONFORMCONFORM!!! FUCK YEAH!!! AND IF YOU STILL DON'T DO IT THEN THIS BAD FUCKER WILL FUCKIN KILL YOU MAN!! NO SHIT!!

OH IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YER THREAD IS ABOUT!! IT CAN BE ABOUT THE MOVIES YOU THINK ARE THE STUPIDEST IN THE WORLD! YOU CAN START A WHOLE THREAD TALKIN ABOUT MONKEY SEX**** IF YOU WANT, (um, just make sure they're in the right forum), YEAH IN THE MONKEEE SEX FORUM! YOU CAN DOOOOOO EEETT!!! START A THREAD ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE ACTORS NAKED PICTURES IN SOME MAGAZINE IF YOU WANT!! JUST START A NEW THREAD!! IT CAN BE A MOVIE REVIEW, IT CAN BE A BOOK BASHING, AND YEAH, THIS ONE COUNTS AS MINE FOR TODAY!! HA HA HAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA!!!!

eehh, but whyy? YOU ASK!! BECAUSE IT SEEMS ONLY CRAZY QUORTHON HAS BEEN STARTING THREADS LATELY AND HE'S ALL FUCKIN CRAZY LONELY FUCKIN DOING IT!! SPICE UP THE BOARD, MAAANANNNN!!!***

PUT "NTD" SOMEWHERE IN YOUR THREAD TITLE TO SHOW THAT YOU DID WHAT WAS ORDERED!!!! OR ELSE THIS GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!

YOU GO NOW!!!





*24 hours as of the posting of this thread, 12:30 pm, half past noon, August 25th, 2005, Central Standard Time, USA.
**Not condoned by Bart, this was done entirely without his knowledge until he reads it right now as he reads it. If you get pissed off Bart, um, sorry--and I'll send yah another music disk without a trade.
***This stems from the idea that many people join the board then do nothing on here! It may look like there simply isn't a whole helluva lot of action here because there is a relatively small number of "regulars." So this doubles as "add some action day."
****Monkey Sex threads require pictures.

[Quorthon]

AND EVERYFUCKINBODY HAS TO RESPOND IN AS MANY FUCKIN NEW THREADS AS POSSIBLE--SHOW YOU FUCKIN CARE!!!!


YEHAAHHAAAAH!!!

[Quorthon]

JUST DRAWING ATTENTION TO THIS, MOST FUCKIN IMPORTANT, OF ALL THREADAS!!!

DAAAFISAYFSAIRHAYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[Pulpmariachi]

I can see this.

[frankenjohn]

It's the dawning of a new era.

[Heineken Skywalker]

HEY!! I STARTED A NEW FUCKING THREAD WITH A FUCKING POLL IN IT IN THE FUCKIN' MUSIC SECTION!!! CHECK IT THE FUCK OUT!!!
IT'S PRETTY FUCKIN' COOL!!!

VOTE IN MY POLL, YOU FUCKERRRRSSS!!! FUCKING VOTE NOW!!!

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! (cough!)

[spacer]

I see you revealed your dark side I told you in other thread not to silence it. Am I to blame for your outburst then ??

[spacer]

I have a real dillemma. I wanna start a new thread but on the other hand I hate to comply, conform, and follow any commands especially when they are accompanied by threats.

But don't worry I still adore you, you are still a tiny girl that even an old ugly man cannot scare, aren't you. ;D

Hmmm... I have to change my pants. You've scared the shit out of me. ;D

[Quorthon]

Sorry, Spacer, but the tyrant that rules by fear gets the job done. ... right up until the assassination. But before that, at least for him, it's all good.

I order you to make your new thread!!

And where's Bart?? I haven't seen him yet... (on here)

[Bartwald]

Here I am! Sorry but I didn't have time to get to this section yesterday... Hell, I can still start a new thread today, can't I?

[Quorthon]

You made it within the 24-frame, so you not only can make a new thread--but Mista T demands it!!

[Bartwald]

quorthon said:

You made it within the 24-frame, so you not only can make a new thread--but Mista T demands it!!

After several minutes of nerve-wrecking thinking I finally did. Feel so much lighter now, ahh!

[frankenjohn]

There's this really hot girl at school who calls me Mr. T.

And remember Mr. T. in FREAKED? Manly.

[Quorthon]

I'm surprised no one commented on the second picture, which I picked at random.

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