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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jul 6, 2004 21:15:41 GMT -5
Yeah, I hate the Razzies. The 2003 awards were a bunch of bullshit. But it's still fun to pick what I think are the worst movies of the year, hence this thread.
WORST PICTURE
Soul Plane
Torque
Van Helsing
White Chicks
You Got Served
WORST ACTOR
Vin Diesel, The Chronicles of Riddick
Martin Henderson, Torque
Breckin Meyer, Garfield
Omarion, You Got Served
Snoop Dogg, Soul Plane
WORST ACTRESS
Rosanne Barr, Home on the Range
Kate Beckinsale, Van Helsing
Monet Mozur, Torque
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Ice Cube, Torque
J-Boog, You Got Served
Lil' Fizz, You Got Served
Raz B, You Got Served
Richard Roxburgh, Van Helsing
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Elena Anaya, Van Helsing
Silvia Colloca, Van Helsing
Josie Maran, Van Helsing
WORST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Envy
Soul Plane
Torque
White Chicks
You Got Served
WORST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Van Helsing
WORST ORIGINAL SONG
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, "Don't Move On"
Scooby Doo 2, "Friends Forever"
Soul Plane, "Soul Plane"
White Chicks, "White Girls"
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Post by Bartwald on Jul 7, 2004 7:22:32 GMT -5
Was Roseanne really so bad as this talking cow in Home On The Range? The vicious ones - and I'm ashamed for them! - were saying it's a dream casting.  |
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jul 7, 2004 14:56:39 GMT -5
Yeah, it was pretty bad. Maybe it was poor sound editting, but anyone who thinks Jar Jar Binks is annoying would do best to avoid Home on the Range.
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Jul 7, 2004 18:43:53 GMT -5
"WORST ACTOR Vin Diesel, The Chronicles of Riddick"  You shall die Smitty... ;D But seriously, I haven't seen any of the movies you picked so I guess I'm not missing anything, huh? Although I will probably rent 'Riddick' when it comes out on dvd.  |
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Post by Bartwald on Jul 8, 2004 1:06:49 GMT -5
I thought you were going to see Riddick at the theatre, livingdeadgirl?
Plus: no matter how good Vin is in Riddick, the Razzies guys could still pick him for sheer fun of it. Don't tell me they don't do that!
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jul 8, 2004 1:40:55 GMT -5
They do, Bart. Why else do you think they picked Gigli last year OVER From Justin to Kelly?
livingdeadgirl: sorry, Riddick was a decent flick, but Vin Diesel really can't act... at all...
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jul 8, 2004 3:32:45 GMT -5
WORST ORIGINAL SONG Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, "Don't Move On" Scooby Doo 2, "Friends Forever" Soul Plane, "Soul Plane" White Chicks, "White Girls" I'm aware not all of these are original songs (as in, songs made specifically for the film), but songs that played during the ending credits that, being an usher at a movie theater, just about drive me nuts. Music supervisors: USE GOOD MUSIC. |
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Post by LivingDeadGirl on Jul 8, 2004 18:08:04 GMT -5
livingdeadgirl: sorry, Riddick was a decent flick, but Vin Diesel really can't act... at all... Well, yeah, I'm not saying he's a GREAT actor, but he's just fun to look at.  And yes, Bart, I was gonna see 'Riddick' at the theatre but fate has been working against me, so I still haven't seen it.  |
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Aug 1, 2004 4:34:15 GMT -5
Proposed new category:
WORST CAREER MOVE:
Anyone involved in THE CLEARING
Ben Kingsley for THUNDERBIRDS
Kate Beckinsale for VAN HELSING
Lindsay Lohan for CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN
M. Night Shyamalan for THE VILLAGE
Martin Henderson for TORQUE
THE CLEARING: Boring, boring, boring. I was disappointed in the entire cast.
THUNDERBIRDS: Gandhi. Schindler's List. House of Sand and Fog. Thunderbirds? Come on, Kingsley!
VAN HELSING: I say Kate Beckinsale, because her performance was shockingly bad, and most others have at least one other movie to lean on. Kate Beckinsale has none. Sure, I love Underworld, it was shamefully underrated, but it's not a strong enough support for her. She's gonna need to do a lot of work before she can undo this one.
CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN: Lindsay Lohan has almost a natural acting talent. Why, oh why, would she do this movie?
THE VILLAGE: Don't get me wrong, I liked this movie. But let's be realistic here. How many people are actually going to RESPECT Shyamalan after watching it?
TURKEY. I mean, Torque. Never mind, I guess I just told you why this was a bad career move.
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