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Post by spacer on Aug 4, 2005 3:23:57 GMT -5
When I read Bart's commentary concerning Pearl Harbor :
"... why the hell did they have to call it "Pearl Harbor", then? If they went with a more appropriate "I'm missing my love and there's bombs all around" I'd have skipped it and saved my money, wouldn't I?"
I had a second thought and I think lots of inappropriate flicks titles needs changing. Especially those which indicate a lot of fun but are really crap.
If you like my idea come up with your propositions here:
My first one is:
LOST IN SPACE ------ LOST IN PACE
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Post by Quorthon on Aug 11, 2005 10:22:21 GMT -5
Leviathan --> "Alien" Underwater
The Passion of the Christ --> Whipping Jesus
AVP --> Total Franchise Rape
Rock Star --> Disappointing Rock-n-Roll Movie #109
Jeepers Creepers --> 15 Minutes of Build-up to Nowhere
Naked Lunch -->Jizum Monkey Spasm
Boogeyman --> Back in the Closet, You!
Carnivore (2000) --> 86 Minutes You Can Sleep
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure --> Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Starring Keanu Reeves as Himself
Sweet November --> Overacting November
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids --> The Gentle Rustle of Divorce Papers
1 Night in Paris --> Skinny Whore Gets Fucked
Farenheit 9/11 --> Moore Fucks His Bush
Congo --> Really Long Jungle Walk
Batman Forever --> Batman Fergetit
The Angry Red Planet (60's) --> Sexist Astronauts Vs. Giant Red Puppets
Watchers --> Watch Something Else
House of the Dead --> Island of Yecchy Moronic Actors
I'm going to stop here... Maybe I'll come back to this later.
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Aug 12, 2005 0:37:03 GMT -5
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Post by spacer on Aug 19, 2005 3:02:38 GMT -5
Wow Quorthon, you should work as a movie critic. I mean it, man.  Wonderful titles waiting impatiently for more. My example was a shitty one in comparison. |
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Post by Quorthon on Aug 19, 2005 13:25:41 GMT -5
Wow Quorthon, you should work as a movie critic. I mean it, man. Wonderful titles waiting impatiently for more. My example was a shitty one in comparison. I was the one that suggested the Review section. I wish I had some more free time, I've got about a dozen movies floating around my head I want to praise or punish. |
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Aug 19, 2005 17:43:06 GMT -5
Open Water - The Terror of Two People Bickering Incessantly in the Middle of the Ocean
Catwoman - Halle Berry, a Man and a CGI Graphic All Fit Into the Same Dominatrix Outfit
Brother Bear - The Lion King... No, Wait Pocahontas... No, Bambi... Lilo & Stitch... Winnie the Pooh... We've Done This Movie So Many Times, But This Time We're Doing It with Bears. Can We Have Our Money Now?
Van Helsing - The Mummy Made Me Lots of Money, Imagine How Much Three Monsters at the Same Time Can Make Me
The Island - Michael Bay's Move in the Right Direction Shot Down by Lack of Attendance
White Chicks - The Wayans Brothers Remind Us There's a Double Standard
Soul Plane - Not Fucking Funny
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo - Makes Soul Plane Look Fucking Funny
(Didn't see it, but I've heard enough from a reliable friend)
Alone in the Dark - No change in the title, I think it's very appropriate... Considering that the poor soul who did see it was sitting alone in the dark.
The Cave - Everyone Knows This Pitch Black Ripoff is Gonna Suck or: Just Fucking Release It and Get It Overwith
The Clearing - The Professional Strength Sleep Aid
Elektra - Jennifer Garner and the Iron Grip of the Contractual Obligation
xXx: State of the Union - This Is So Bad Vin Diesel Wouldn't Do It
2 Fast 2 Furious - Watch How Low John Singleton Can Go
Raise Your Voice - No, Please Don't
Torque - Turkey
From Justin to Kelly - Real Horror: Someone Was Actually Serious About This
Battlefield Earth - The Scientologist's Bible
House of 1000 Corpses - Rob Zombie Tries Too Hard To Be Quentin Tarantino
Napoleon Dynamite - More People Would Like It if MTV Would Just Shut Up About It
The Honeymooners - It's Like The 50's Sitcom Except for a Racial Twist and Complete Lack of Humor
Rebound - Another Fucking Bad-Ass-Who-Coaches-a-Kids-Sports-Team Movie or: Martin Lawrence Isn't Funny Anymore
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Aug 22, 2005 1:07:54 GMT -5
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Post by spacer on Aug 22, 2005 1:54:18 GMT -5
Smitty, very nice links and helluva lots of renamed titles. Good Job. Some renamed titles are really hilarious. I enjoyed the prequel section too which is not off the topic I guess |
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