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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jul 15, 2005 14:08:15 GMT -5
Ok, this is how it's going to work. I'm gonna wait until enough people send in quotes before I begin posting the results, but at this point we're basically at the "send 'em in" stage, then the next part of the process is to vote on them.
I'm gonna start posting the quotes that have been sent in. Feel free to add to the list.
187 (1997)
"I'm willing to die for stupidity, Cesar, if it'll teach you something." -Trevor Garfield (Samuel L. Jackson)
21 Grams (2003)
"How many lives do we live? How many times do we die? They say we all lose 21 grams... at the exact moment of our death. Everyone. And how much fits into 21 grams? How much is lost? When do we lose 21 grams? How much goes with them? How much is gained? How much is gained? Twenty-one grams. The weight of a stack of five nickels. The weight of a hummingbird. A chocolate bar. How much did 21 grams weigh?" -Paul Rivers (Sean Penn)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
-Keir Dullea and Douglas Rain
3000 Miles to Graceland (2001)
"I don't know what it is with those sideburns. I mean, I glued mine on. For you it's an actual lifestyle choice." -Hanson (Christian Slater)
50 First Dates (2004)
Dr. Keats: Tom was in an accident and now he only has a ten second memory.
Ten Second Tom: I was in an accident? That's terrible.
Dr. Keats: Don't worry, you're totally gonna get over it in about eight seconds.
-Dan Aykroyd and Allen Covert
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
“This… is God.” –Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund)
Above the Law (1988)
"You guys think you're above the law... well you ain't above mine!" -Nico Toscani (Steven Seagal)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Ace Ventura: I just visited Ray Finkle's place.
Lois Einhorn: And?
Ace Ventura: Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter.
-Jim Carrey and Sean Young
"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer." -Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)
Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa.
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
-Mark Margolis and Jim Carrey
Airplane! (1980)
Ted Striker: Surely, you can’t be serious!
Dr. Rumack: Yes I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
-Robert Hays and Leslie Nielsen
Akira (1988)
Kaneda: Tetsuuuo!
Tetsuo: Kanedaaa!
-Mitsuo Iwata and Nozumo Sasaki
Alien (1979)
Ripley: Ash. Any suggestions from you or Mother?
Ash: No, we're still collating.
Ripley: You're what? You're still collating? I find that hard to believe.
Ash: What would you like me to do?
Ripley: Just what you've been doing, Ash, nothing.
-Sigourney Weaver and Ian Holm
Brett: Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
Jones the cat: Meow.
Brett: Jonesy?
-Harry Dean Stanton and Jones the cat
Dallas: I haven't seen anything like that except, uh, molecular acid.
Brett: It must be using it for blood.
Parker: Got a wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it.
-Tom Skerritt, Harry Dean Stanton and Yaphet Kotto
Aliens (1986)
“Get away from her, you bitch!” –Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver)
Ripley: How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?
Hicks: [pause] Seventeen days.
Hudson: *Seventeen days?* Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here...
Ripley: Hudson!
Hudson: ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!
Ripley: HUDSON! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training. Right?
Hudson: So why don't you put her in charge?
-Sigourney Weaver and Bill Paxton
"Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?" -Hudson (Bill Paxton)
Almost Famous (2000)
“I am a golden god!” –Russell Hammond (Billy Crudup)
Along Came Polly (2004)
"Good things." -Stan Indursky (Alec Baldwin)
American Beauty (1999)
“My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.” –Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey)
Animal House (1978)
"I'm a zit. Get it?" -John 'Bluto' Blutarsky (John Belushi)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
“You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...” –Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore (Robert Duvall)
Army of Darkness (1993)
“Listen up you primitive apes! See this? This is my BOOM stick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?” –Ashley J. ‘Ash’ Williams (Bruce Campbell)
”Name’s Ash. [cocks shotgun] Housewares.” –Ashley J. ‘Ash’ Williams (Bruce Campbell)
Arthur (1981)
Burt Johnson: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making.
Arthur: You may be right. I can't decide.
-Stephen Elliott and Dudley Moore
As Good As It Gets (1997)
"Melvin Udall: How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?" -Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson)
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
-Julie Benz and Jack Nicholson
Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
Simon Bishop: Uhm, yes. It's not a... subtle point that you're making.
Melvin Udall: Okay then.
-Jack Nicholson and Greg Kinnear
"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City 'Sailor wanna hump-hump' bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here." -Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza.
Dr. Evil: His what?
Number 2: His fahza, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: His farger?
Goldmember: His fahza. You know, the fahza.
Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?
Goldmember: Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza.
Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. Oh, his father.
Goldmember: Yes. I have a Dutch accent. Isn't that weird?
-Mike Myers and Mike Myers
"There are two things in the world I can't stand: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch." -Nigel Powers (Michael Caine)
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
Scott Evil: It's no hassle...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: All I'm say...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: There gonna get a...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm just...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: Would...
Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.
Scott Evil: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
-Seth Green and Mike Myers
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
"Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
-Clint Howard, Kevin Cooney, Brian Hooks, David Koechner, Jane Karr, Douglas Fisher, Herb Mitchell, Steve Eastin, George Cheung, Jeffrey Meng, Frank Clem, and Willie Nelson
Back to the Future (1985)
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit." -Dr. Emmett Brown (Christopher Lloyd)
"Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born." -Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox)
Batman (1989)
“Never rub another man’s rhubarb.” –Joker/Jack Napier (Jack Nicholson)
“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?” –Joker/Jack Napier (Jack Nicholson)
“Where does he get such wonderful toys?” –Joker/Jack Napier (Jack Nicholson)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batman: Where are the drugs goin’?
Flass: I don’t know! I swear to God!
Batman: Swear to me!
-Christian Bale and Mark Boone Junior
Batoru rowaiaru (2000)
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you." -Chigusa (Chiaki Kuriyama)
Beetlejuice (1988)
”Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!” –Lydia (Winona Ryder)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
John Malkovich: I have seen a world that NO man should see!
Craig Schwartz: Really? Because for most people it's a rather enjoyable experience.
-John Malkovich and John Cusack
Blade Runner (1982)
"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave." -Batty (Rutger Hauer)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
“My name’s Jim, but my friends call me… Jim.” –The Waco Kid (Gene Wilder)
Blue Velvet (1986)
“Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!” –Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper)
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
“We rob banks!” –Bonnie Parker (Faye Dunaway)
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
"People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America." -Ron Kovic (Tom Cruise)
Braindead (1992)
“I kick arse for the Lord!” –Father McGruder (Stuart Devenie)
“Your mother ate my dog!” –Paquita Maria Sanchez (Diana Peñalver)
Braveheart (1995)
“Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!” –William Wallace (Mel Gibson)
Bride of Chucky (1998)
“Fine! Kill me! I'll be back! I always come back! But dying is such a bitch!” –Chucky (Brad Dourif)
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
"Come and get it, you undead sack of shit." -Elvis Presley (Bruce Campbell)
“I'm thinking with sand here!” –John F. “Jack” Kennedy (Ossie Davis)
Casablanca (1942)
“Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.” –Rick (Humphrey Bogart)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
Holden: Yeah.
Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky Edwards: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky Edwards: Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!
-Jason Lee and Ben Affleck
Child's Play (1988)
“Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna play?” –Chucky (Brad Dourif)
Cidade de Deus (2002)
"Dadinho my dick, my name now is Zé Pequeno, FUCK!" -Zé Pequeno (Leandro Firmino)
Clerks. (1994)
“I’m a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class… especially since I rule.” –Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson)
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!” –Dante Hicks (Brian O’Halloran)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
"This means something. This is important." -Roy Neary (Richard Dreyfuss)
Closer (2004)
Larry: Do you enjoy sucking him off?”
Anna: Yes!
Larry: You like his cock?
Anna: I love it!
Larry: You like him coming in your face?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: What does he taste like?
Anna: Like you, but sweeter!
Larry: That’s the spirit! Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.
-Clive Owen and Julia Roberts
Dances with Wolves (1990)
"Turned injun, didn't ya?" -Sgt. Bauer (Larry Joshua)
Dead Man (1995)
“Now see here, you had the last Philistine. This one’s mine!” –Big George Drakoulious (Billy Bob Thornton)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
“They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.” –John Keating (Robin Williams)
Detroit Rock City (1999)
“I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth! Lord have mercy! Now for the last time, Mom, give me back my fucking drumsticks... please.” –Jeremiah ‘Jam’ Bruce (Sam Huntington)
Die Hard
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker." -John McClane (Bruce Willis)
Dirty Harry (1971)
“I know what you're thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?” –Insp. ‘Dirty’ Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
The Mayor: He's got a point.
-Clint Eastwood and John Vernon, Dirty Harry (1971)
Dogma (1999)
"Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your head would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out." -Metatron (Alan Rickman)
Bethany: You knew Christ?
Rufus: Knew him? Nigga owes me twelve bucks!
-Linda Fiorentino and Chris Rock
"I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar!" -Jay (Jason Mewes)
Dr. No (1962)
“Bond. James Bond.” –James Bond (Sean Connery)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
“Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!” –President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
“Don’t… go.” –Edward Scissorhands (Johnny Depp)
Peg Boggs: What happened to you?
Edward: I'm not finished.
-Dianne West and Johnny Depp
Equilibrium (2002)
“Cleric, I can only hope one day to be as uncompromising as you.” –Brandt (Taye Diggs)
“The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.” –Dupont (Angus Macfadyen)
“You clean, we’ll sweep.” –Brandt (Taye Diggs)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
“Can you hear me? I don’t want this anymore, I wanna call it off!” –Joel Barish (Jim Carrey)
Field of Dreams (1989)
“If you build it, he will come.”
“Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.” –Terrence Mann (James Earl Jones)
Fight Club (1999)
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can." -Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt)
Forrest Gump (1994)
“Mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” –Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)
“My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.” –Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)
Frailty (2001)
“Only demons should fear me... and you're not a demon are you?” –Dad Meiks (Bill Paxton)
Frankenstein (1931)
“Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE!” –Dr. Henry Frankenstein (Colin Clive)
Gladiator (2000)
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” –Maximus (Russell Crowe)
Gojira (1984)
“Godzilla!”
Goldfinger (1964)
“A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” –James Bond (Sean Connery)
Gone with the Wind (1939)
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” –Rhett Butler (Clark Gable)
Goodfellas (1990)
"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster." -Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)
"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?" -Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?
-Matt Damon and Scott William Winters
Sean: Thought about what you said to me the other day, about my painting. Stayed up half the night thinking about it. Something occurred to me... fell into a deep peaceful sleep, and haven't thought about you since. Do you know what occurred to me?
Will: No.
Sean: You're just a kid, you don't have the faintest idea what you're talkin' about.
Will: Why thank you.
Sean: It's all right. You've never been out of Boston.
Will: Nope.
Sean: So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right? You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.
-Robin Williams and Matt Damon
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Post by ZapRowsdower on Jul 20, 2005 23:14:53 GMT -5
Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo (1966)
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." -Man with No Name (Clint Eastwood)
In America (2002)
"It was as hard for Frankie to smile when the tumor was malignant as it was for my dad to cry after. But they both managed it. I'm going to switch this off now. It's not the way I want to see Frankie any more. Do you still have a picture of me in your head? Well, that's like the picture I want to have of Frankie. One that you can keep in your head forever. So when you go back to reality, I'll ask Frankie to please, please let me go." -Christy (Sarah Bolger)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane.
Indiana Jones: Fly, yes. Land, no.
-Sean Connery and Harrison Ford
"Nazis. I hate these guys." -Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford)
"No ticket." -Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford)
Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?
Professor Henry Jones: That's his name. [points to himself] Henry Jones... [points to Indy] Junior.
Indiana Jones: I like "Indiana."
Professor Henry Jones: We named the dog Indiana.
Marcus Brody: May we go home now, please?
Sallah: The dog? You are named after the dog?
Indiana Jones: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.
-John Rhys-Davies, Sean Connery, and Harrison Ford
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
“Dr. Jones, no time for love! We have company!” Short Round (Ke Huy Quan)
Jackie Brown (1997)
"AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes." -Ordell Robbie (Samuel L. Jackson)
Jaws
"Smile, you son-of-a-bitch!" -Police Chief Martin Brody (Roy Scheider)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat." -Police Chief Martin Brody (Roy Scheider)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
"Applesauce, bitch!" -Ben Affleck (Himself)
Matt Damon: Just take it from "It's a good course."
Ben Affleck: Oh, now you're the director.
Matt Damon: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this...
Ben Affleck: Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week.
Matt Damon: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature?
Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. [They both take a beat and look at the camera] And sometimes, you have to go back to the well.
Matt Damon: And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games.
Ben Affleck: See, that's just mean.
-Themselves
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Jerry: Hello. Hello. I'm looking for my wife. Wait. Okay, okay. Okay. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty. You know, I was good in the living room. They'd send me in there, I'd do it alone. And now I just... I don't know. But tonight, our little project, our company, had a very big night. A very, very big night. But it wasn't complete, wasn't nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn't share it with you. I couldn't hear your voice, or laugh about it with you. I missed my wife. We live in a cynical world, a cynical, cynical world, and we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You complete me. And if I just had...
Dorothy: Shut up. Just shut up...You had me at hello. You had me at hello.
Tom Cruise and Renée Zellweger
“Show me the money!” –Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise)
Jersey Girl (2004)
Gertie: I hate you! I wish you died, not mommy!
Ollie: I hate you right back, you little shit! You and your mother took my life from me and I just want it back!
-Raquel Castro and Ben Affleck
Ollie: I know I haven't been helping out with the kid a lot.
Bart: Listen to you. She's your daughter for Chrissakes.
Ollie: Well, what do you want me to do?
Bart: Try actin' like her father, shit-head!
-Ben Affleck and George Carlin
"You're the only thing I was ever good at." -Ollie Trinkie (Ben Affleck)
Jurassic Park (1993)
"Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler... Welcome to Jurassic Park." -John Hammond (Richard Attenborough)
"That is one big pile of shit." -Dr. Ian Malcolm
"You bred raptors?" -Dr. Alan Grant
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
The Bride: You and I have unfinished business.
Bill: Baby, you ain’t kiddin’.
Uma Thurman and David Carradine
King Kong (1933)
“Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.” –Carl Denham (Robert Armstrong)
Magnolia (1999)
"Respect the cock... and tame the cunt. Tame it." -Frank T.J. Mackey (Tom Cruise)
Mallrats (1995)
Willam: Brenda?
Rene: Dick.
Ethan Suplee and Shannen Doherty
Mary Poppins (1964)
"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and - SNAP - the job's a game." -Mary Poppins (Julie Andrews)
Meet the Parents (2000)
Greg Focker: You can milk anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro
Memento (2000)
"You sad, sad freak. I can say whatever the fuck I want, and you won't remember. We'll still be best friends. Or maybe even lovers." -Natalie (Carrie Anne-Moss)
Minority Report (2002)
"Can you see?" -Agatha (Samantha Morton)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
"NI!" -Leader of the Knights Who Say NI! (Michael Palin)
"We see the violence inherent in the system! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" -Dennis (Michael Palin)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
"Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!" -Christian (Ewan McGregor)
Mulholland Dr. (2001)
Betty Elms: Have you ever done this before?
Rita: I don't know. Have you?
Betty Elms: I want to with you.
-Naomi Watts and Laura Harring
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Re: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
“Whatever I feel like I’m gonna do. Gosh!” –Napoleon Dynamite (Jon Heder)
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
“Now get the hell down in the cellar. You can be the boss down there, but I'm boss up here!” –Ben (Duane Jones)
Office Space (1999)
“Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...” –Milton Waddams (Stephen Root)
Old School (2003)
Frank: BLUE! Do you trust that we have provided you with enough rope so that your cinder block will fall safely to the ground?
Blue: Y-Yes sir.
Frank: Blue, do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
Blue: Yes sir.
Frank: Blue, you're my boy!
Blue: Thank you sir.
-Will Ferrell and Patrick Cranshaw
Mitch: I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.
Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."
Frank: Cock. Balls.
Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
“Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN’T?” –Agent Sands (Johnny Depp)
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
“You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move.” –Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)
Planet of the Apes (1968)
“Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.” –George Taylor (Charlton Heston)
Platoon (1986)
Sgt. Barnes: Stay outta this, Elias. This ain't your show.
Sgt. Elias: You ain't a firing squad, you piece of shit!
-Tom Berenger and Willem Dafoe
Poltergeist (1982)
“They’re here.” –Carol Anne Freeling (Heather O’Rourke)
Psycho (1960)
“A boy’s best friend is his mother.” –Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Jules: You read the bible?
Pumpkin: Not regularly.
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17 - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man… and Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo… I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
-Samuel L. Jackson and Tim Roth
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: 'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?
Brett: W-what?
Jules: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: So you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more god damn time!
-Samuel L. Jackson and Frank Whaley
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Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
"Bad dates." -Sallah (John Rhys-Davies)
"Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away." -Dr. Rene Belloq (Paul Freeman)
Indiana: Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck.
Sallah: How?
Indiana: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.
-Harrison Ford and John Rhys-Davies
"Oh, my friends. I'm so pleased you're not dead." -Sallah (John Rhys-Davies)
Indiana: Snakes… why’d it have to be snakes?
Sallah: Asps... very dangerous. You go first.
-Harrison Ford and John Rhys-Davies
Indiana: The Ark of the Covenant, the chest that the Hebrews used to carry around the Ten Commandments.
Major Eaton: What, you mean THE Ten Commandments?
Indiana: Yes, the actual Ten Commandments, the original stone tablets that Moses brought down from Mt. Ararat and smashed, if you believe in that sort of thing... Didn't any of you guys ever go to Sunday school?
-Harrison Ford and William Hootkins
Belloq: You and I are very much alike. Archeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.
Indiana: Now you're getting nasty.
-Paul Freeman
Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
Indiana: It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.
-Karen Allen and Harrison Ford
Rain Man (1988)
Charlie: Who took this picture?
Raymond: D-A-D.
Charlie: And you lived with us?
Raymond: Yeah, 10962 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnatti, Ohio.
Charlie: When did you leave?
Raymond: January 12, 1965. Very snowy that day. 7.2 inches of snow that day.
Charlie: Just after Mom died.
Raymond: Yeah Mom died January 5, 1965.
Charlie: You remember that day. Was I there? Where was I?
Raymond: You were in the window. You waved to me, "Bye bye Rain Man", "Bye bye."
-Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman
RoboCop (1984)
"Come quietly or there will be... trouble." -RoboCop (Peter Weller)
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me!" -RoboCop (Peter Weller)
"I'd buy that for a dollar!" -Bixby Snyder (S.D. Nemeth)
The Old Man: Nice shooting, son. What's your name?
RoboCop: Murphy.
Dan O’Herlihy and Peter Weller
"They'll fix you. They fix everything." -RoboCop (Peter Weller)
Bob Morton: What are your Prime Directives?
RoboCop: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
Miguel Ferrer and Peter Weller
Lt Hedgecock: What kind of car do you want?
Miller: Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage!
-Michael Gregory and Mark Carlton
"Your move, creep." -RoboCop (Peter Weller)
Rocky (1976)
Rocky: Adrian!
Adrian: Rocky!
Rocky: Adrian!
Adrian: Rocky!
Rocky: Adrian.
Adrian: Rocky.
Sylvester Stallone and Talia Shire
Apollo Creed: Ain’t gonna be no rematch.
Rocky: Don’t want one.
-Carl Weathers and Sylvester Stallone
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
“I just know that every man I kill, the farther away from home I feel.” –Captain Miller (Tom Hanks)
Scarface (1983)
“You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino)
Scary Movie (2000)
"Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck out of here!" -Black News Reporter (Peter Bryant)
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
(Holding Michael Jacson from a window)
"How do YOU like it?" -Tom (Charlie Sheen)
"Tom, I'm going to need a ride home." -Sayaman (Ajay Naidu)
"Turning now to sports... and an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger. There's an alien force that's trying prevent you from knowing the truth. It's a horrible fate. Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. Everyone watching this could be dead in a week. Oh, shizl gzngahr, % + 7, , 193419 ckin etd vaus erstn gubl chn q shnitzi guorsn blkn (, , 18 469. I been cleanin' after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all. I'm outie." -Ross Giggins (Jeremy Piven)
Schindler's List (1993)
Oskar Schindler: I could have got more out. I could have got more. I don't know. If I'd just... I could have got more.
Itzhak Stern: Oskar, there are eleven hundred people who are alive because of you. Look at them.
Oskar Schindler: If I'd made more money... I threw away so much money. You have no idea. If I'd just...
Itzhak Stern: There will be generations because of what you did.
Oskar Schindler: I didn't do enough!
Itzhak Stern: You did so much.
Oskar Schindler: This car. Goeth would have bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people. Ten more people. This pin. Two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would have given me two for it, at least one. One more person. A person, Stern. For this. I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't!
-Liam Neeson and Ben Kingsley
Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001)
Chihiro's Father: A new home and a new school? It is pretty scary.
Chihiro: I think I can handle it.
-Takashi Naito and Daveigh Chase
Shichinin no samurai (1954)
“What do you think of farmers? You think they're saints? Hah! They're foxy beasts! They say, ‘We've got no rice, we've no wheat. We've got nothing!’ But they have! They have everything! Dig under the floors! Or search the barns! You'll find plenty! Beans, salt, rice, sake! Look in the valleys, they've got hidden warehouses! They pose as saints but are full of lies! If they smell a battle, they hunt the defeated! They're nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean! God damn it all! But then who made them such beasts? You did! You samurai did it! You burn their villages! Destroy their farms! Steal their food! Force them to labour! Take their women! And kill them if they resist! So what should farmers do?” –Kikuchiyo (Toshiro Mifune)
Sin City (2005)
"Hell of a way to end a partnership. Hell of a way to start my retirement." -Hartigan (Bruce Willis)
Dwight: Hi. I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.
Jack Rafferty: You're making a big mistake, man. A big mistake.
Dwight: You made a big mistake yourself... you didn't flush.
-Clive Owen, Benicio Del Toro
"Old man dies, little girl lives. Fair trade." -Hartigan (Bruce Willis)
"It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people." -Dwight (Clive Owen)
“Walk down the right back alley in Sin City, and you can find anything.” –Marv (Mickey Rourke)
Sleeper (1973)
“My brain! It’s my second favorite organ!” –Miles Monroe (Woody Allen)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Jerry: You don’t understand, Osgood… Ahhh… I’m a man!
Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
-Jack Lemmon and Joe E. Brown
Spaceballs (1987)
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star: So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become!
-Rick Moranis and Bill Pullman
“I see your schwartz is as big as mine.” –Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis)
"Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!" -Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis)
Spider-man (2002)
“Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: ‘With great power comes great responsibility.’ This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.” –Spider-man/Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire)
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
“Times have changed. Our kids are getting worse. They won’t obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on TV? No! Blame Canada!” –Sheila Broslofski (Mary Kay Bergman), South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
“Khan!” –Admiral James T. Kirk (William Shatner)
Star Wars (1977)
“May the force be with you.” –Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi (Alec Guinness)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” –Yoda (Frank Oz)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!" -Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen)
Darth Vader: Where is Padmé? Is she safe? Is she all right?
The Emperor: It seems in your anger, you killed her.
Darth Vader: I? I couldn’t have. She was alive! I felt her! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-James Earl Jones and Ian MacDiarmid
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke Skywalker: No. That's not true. That's impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings you know it to be true.
Luke Skywalker: NOOOOO! No!
-James Earl Jones and Mark Hamill
"Try not! Do or do not... there is no try." -Yoda (Frank Oz)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
“It’s a trap!” –Adm. Ackbar (Timothy M. Rose)
Taxi Driver (1976)
“You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok. Huh?” –Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
“Hasta la vista, baby.” –The Terminator (Arnold Shwarzenegger)
The Adventures of Ford Forlaine (1990)
"Come on, down boy. Down Stanley. Roseanne Barr naked. Gone." -Andrew Dice Clay
Lt. Amos: You think you are so hot 'cos you get in all the clubs, heh? Just because you have sex with great looking women...
Ford Fairlane: You got to admit those are pretty good reasons...
-Ed O'Neill and Andrew Dice Clay
The Big Lebowski (1998)
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus." -Jesus Quintana (John Turturro)
"See what happens, Larry? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" -Walter Sobchak (John Goodman)
"Shut the fuck up, Donny." -Walter Sobchak (John Goodman)
The Cider House Rules (1999)
"Good night, you princes of Maine... you kings of New England." -Dr. Wilbur Larch (Michael Caine)
The Godfather (1972)
“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.” –Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando)
The Godfather: Part II (1974)
“I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!” –Michael Corleone (Al Pacino)
The Goonies (1985)
“Goonies never say ‘die’!” –Mikey (Sean Astin)
The Incredibles (2004)
"Hey! No force fields!" -Dashiell 'Dash' Parr (Spencer Fox)
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"This is gonna hurt." -Steve Zissou (Bill Murray)
The Lion King (1994)
Mufasa: Simba, you have forgotten me.
Simba: No. How could I?
Mufasa: You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.
Simba: How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be.
Mufasa: Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king. Remember...
-James Earl Jones and Matthew Broderick
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work, Frodo, than the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the ring. In which case you also were meant to have it, and that is an encouraging thought.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
“Hold your ground, hold your ground. Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!” –Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
“My precious...” –Gollum/Sméagol (Andy Serkis)
The Matrix (1999)
“Whoa.” – Neo (Keanu Reeves)
Agent Smith: You hear that, Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson...
Neo: My name... is Neo.
-Hugo Weaving and Keanu Reeves
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
Agent Thompson: You.
Agent Smith: Yes, me. [turns Thompson into another Smith] Me... me... me...
Agent Smith Clone: Me too.
-Matt McColm, Hugo Weaving, and Hugo Weaving
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
"Everything that has a beginning has an end. I see the end coming, I see the darkness spreading. I see death... and you are all that stands in his way. If you cannot stop him tonight, then I fear tomorrow will never come." -The Oracle (Mary Alice)
Agent Smith: Mr. Anderson. Welcome back, we missed you. Like what I've done with the place?
Neo: It ends tonight.
Agent Smith: I know it does, I've seen it. That's why the rest of me is just going to enjoy the show because we already know that I'm the one that beats you.
The Night of the Hunter (1955)
"I can hear you whisperin' children, so I know you're down there. I can feel myself gettin' awful mad. I'm out of patience children. I'm coming to find you now." -Rev. Harry Powell (Robert Mitchum)
The Omen (1976)
“Look at me Damien! It's all for you.” –Young nanny (Holly Palance)
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
“My God! My God! Why have you forsaken me? …It is accomplished. Father, into your hands I commend my spirit.” –Jesus (James Caviezel)
The Princess Bride (1987)
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin)
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
Chas: Can we read it?
Richie: No.
Chas: Can you paraphrase it for us?
Richie: I don't think so.
Chas: Is it dark?
Richie: Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note.
-Ben Stiller and Luke Wilson
The Shining (1980)
“Here’s Johnny!” –Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson)
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.” –Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins)
The Sixth Sense (1999)
“I see dead people.” –Cole Sear (Haley Joel Osment)
The Terminator (1984)
“Get out.” –The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
“I’ll be back.” –The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
The Usual Suspects (1995)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone." -Roger 'Verbal' Kint (Kevin Spacey)
Them! (1954)
"THEM! THEM! THEM!" -The Ellinson Girl (Sanda Descher)
They Live (1988)
"I've come to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum." -Nada (Roddy Piper)
Titanic (1997)
Rose: I love you, Jack…
Jack: Don't you do that... don't you say your goodbyes... Not yet... do you understand me?
Rose: I’m so cold…
Jack: Listen, Rose... you're gonna get out of here... and you're gonna go on... and you're gonna make lots of babies... and you're gonna watch them grow. You're gonna die an old, an old lady warm in her bed... not here... not this night... not like this do you understand me?
Rose: I can't feel my body.
Jack: Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me... It brought me to you... and I'm thankful for that, Rose... I'm thankful... You must… you must do me this honor... you must promise me that you'll survive... that you won't give up... no matter what happens… No matter how hopeless... Promise me now, Rose... and never let go of that promise.
Rose: I promise...
Jack: Never let go...
Rose: I'll never let go, Jack... I'll never let go.
-Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio
“I’m the king of the world!” –Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio)
UHF (1989)
"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!" -Raul Hernandez (Trinidad Silva)
"Stupid! You so stupid!" -Kuni (Gedde Watanabe)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
"Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?" -Dolores (Joanna Cassidy)
Willow (1988)
“Don’t call me a peck!” –Willow (Warwick Davis)
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
“There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing 'cause the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing!” –Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
Wrongfully Accused (1998)
"Of all the women in all the world, you had to walk into mine." -Ryan Harrison (Leslie Nielsen)
Ryan: Boy, you really are somethin' aren't ya? You believed me just then, didn't ya? How does it feel? You lit up like Dennis Rodman at Christmas time. You really are good!
Cass: But I DO love you, Ryan. I truly do.
Ryan: And you eat with that mouth. The Beatles said it best - 'she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.' Well listen Michelle, ma belle, this nowhere man is the walrus. Coo coo cachoo!
-Leslie Nielsen and Melinda McGraw
Lauren: Ryan and I were having sex. Hot, steamy, sweaty sex. Every part of my body tingled, orgasm after orgasm...
Officer: Lady, I just asked for your name.
-Kelly LeBrock, Brian Cochrane
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won’t be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby normal?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I’m almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?
-Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman
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