Post by ZapRowsdower on Jun 9, 2004 15:46:30 GMT -5
A couple days ago, there was a Caption contest on Fark.com that mixed Shakespeare with movies. You can find it here:
forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=985088
Here are some of my personal favorites from the thread. The ones in bold are my contributions.
"I like your silence; it the more shows off your wonder. So shut the FUCK up, Donny."
"The first rule of fight club is: Speak less than thou knowest."
"My name is Hamlet. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. I'm Rick James, bitch!"
"I came here to cry havoc and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
"Okay, I've got two options: Option A and Option B. Option A is to be. Option B is not to be."
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet as warm apple pie..."
"Dont cry 'havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war for me, Argentina. The naked truth of it is, I never left you"
"O you motherfuckers, from this time forth, My thoughts be bloody, Cuz King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
"The course of true love never did run smooth. 'Tis turkey time. Gobble, gobble."
"O, beauty, till now I never knew thou wert really, really, ridiculously good-looking!"
"O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches."
"God shall be my hope, my stay, my guide, and lantern to my feet; nobody farks with the Jesus."
----
"My endeavours have ever come too short of my desires."
"Baby, you ain't kiddin'!"
Kill Henry: Volume VIII Act iii, Sc. 2
----
Everybody be cool this is a robbery.
Any of you pigs move and some innocents 'scape not the thunderbolt.
-----
Hamlet: Get thee to a nunnery!
Ovelia: A nunnery? What is it?
Hamlet: 'Tis a big building with nuns, but it shan't be important right now.
-----
Capulet: There has been much interaction between Montagues and Capulets, but this love between Romeo and my daughter is new. It's an entirely different manner of affair altogether .
All: It's an entirely different manner of affair.
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J-"What does Sir Marcellus of Wallace look of"
B"I do not understand of what you speak"
J-"What does Sir Marcellus of Wallace look of"
B-"I do not understand of what you speak"
"Of what country do you originate"
"I do not understand of what you speak"
"British harlot-lover! Do you speak it?"
"Induvitably"
"I do believe that is a prerequisit for your understanding of me, is it not?"
"Induvitably"
"How, pray tell doth Sir Marcellus of Wallace look?"
"I-I do not understand of what you speak"
"Speak the word "You do not understand" again! Speak the words "You do not understand" AGAIN! I would enjoy taking part in seeing you try, I would lenjoy taking part in seeing you try twiceover, harlot-lover. Say "You do not understand" one more time."
"H-h-he's of other worldly origins"
"Please continue"
"He hasn't a hair upon his head"
"Is he a man that appears to be a woman"
"I do not understand of what you speak"
"Is he a man that appears to be a woman"
"Of course not!"
"If he did not, why do you try to take place in actions of adultery with him?"
"I did nothing of the sort!"
"Thou dost try. Thou dost try, Brett. Thou dost try to adulter him. And Sir Marcellus of Wallace will not have coitace with any woman, aside from the one he owns."
forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=985088
Here are some of my personal favorites from the thread. The ones in bold are my contributions.
"I like your silence; it the more shows off your wonder. So shut the FUCK up, Donny."
"The first rule of fight club is: Speak less than thou knowest."
"My name is Hamlet. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. I'm Rick James, bitch!"
"I came here to cry havoc and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
"Okay, I've got two options: Option A and Option B. Option A is to be. Option B is not to be."
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet as warm apple pie..."
"Dont cry 'havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war for me, Argentina. The naked truth of it is, I never left you"
"O you motherfuckers, from this time forth, My thoughts be bloody, Cuz King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
"The course of true love never did run smooth. 'Tis turkey time. Gobble, gobble."
"O, beauty, till now I never knew thou wert really, really, ridiculously good-looking!"
"O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches."
"God shall be my hope, my stay, my guide, and lantern to my feet; nobody farks with the Jesus."
----
"My endeavours have ever come too short of my desires."
"Baby, you ain't kiddin'!"
Kill Henry: Volume VIII Act iii, Sc. 2
----
Everybody be cool this is a robbery.
Any of you pigs move and some innocents 'scape not the thunderbolt.
-----
Hamlet: Get thee to a nunnery!
Ovelia: A nunnery? What is it?
Hamlet: 'Tis a big building with nuns, but it shan't be important right now.
-----
Capulet: There has been much interaction between Montagues and Capulets, but this love between Romeo and my daughter is new. It's an entirely different manner of affair altogether .
All: It's an entirely different manner of affair.
----------
J-"What does Sir Marcellus of Wallace look of"
B"I do not understand of what you speak"
J-"What does Sir Marcellus of Wallace look of"
B-"I do not understand of what you speak"
"Of what country do you originate"
"I do not understand of what you speak"
"British harlot-lover! Do you speak it?"
"Induvitably"
"I do believe that is a prerequisit for your understanding of me, is it not?"
"Induvitably"
"How, pray tell doth Sir Marcellus of Wallace look?"
"I-I do not understand of what you speak"
"Speak the word "You do not understand" again! Speak the words "You do not understand" AGAIN! I would enjoy taking part in seeing you try, I would lenjoy taking part in seeing you try twiceover, harlot-lover. Say "You do not understand" one more time."
"H-h-he's of other worldly origins"
"Please continue"
"He hasn't a hair upon his head"
"Is he a man that appears to be a woman"
"I do not understand of what you speak"
"Is he a man that appears to be a woman"
"Of course not!"
"If he did not, why do you try to take place in actions of adultery with him?"
"I did nothing of the sort!"
"Thou dost try. Thou dost try, Brett. Thou dost try to adulter him. And Sir Marcellus of Wallace will not have coitace with any woman, aside from the one he owns."
The last one in your post, the What does Marcellus Wallace look like bit.