Post by ZapRowsdower on Apr 24, 2004 1:54:00 GMT -5
As opposed to the recommendations thread, this thread is to advise you against watching certain movies.
1. House of 1000 Corpses (2003): If you're going to make me sick with the blood you spill onscreen, do it with an actual plot. And with actors who aren't annoying.
2. From Justin to Kelly (2003): I'm one of the unfortunate few who saw it, and yes, it IS that bad.
3. House of the Dead (2003): One of the funniest movies of 2003... Too bad it wasn't a comedy.
4. You Got Served (2004): The dancing is excellent, but I don't think it's worth sitting through all the bad acting, horrid dialogue, and clichéd plot.
5. Torque (2004): The Fast and the Furious was cool. S.W.A.T. was cool. I'm even going as far as to say XXX was cool. THIS was NOT cool. And for the record, advertising department behind this movie, "2 Fast 2 Furious on 2 Wheels" is NOT a compliment. (Fun fact: I like to pronounce the title "Turkey")
6. Brother Bear (2003): I liked the soundtrack, but this movie was nothing but a recycled mishmash of other Disney movies. How about something new, guys?
7. The Haunted Mansion (2003): This is what I call wasted potential. The plot was ridiculous, the jokes were tired, and it was too kid-friendly. My idea for the Haunted Mansion movie is better. It would be R-Rated, but it would be WAY better than this crap.
8. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004): This movie was so freakin' annoying. Why did you do it, Lindsay? You're a better actress than this!
9. Twisted (2004) - You've seen it before. Back when it was called "[Insert generic thriller here]"
10. Love Don't Cost a Thing (2003) - Did Can't Buy Me Love REALLY need a remake?
There are worse movies, but they're all on MST3K, and I really do love MST3K. Except for Plan 9 From Outer Space and Reefer Madness, movies that need to be viewed just because they're so bad.
1. House of 1000 Corpses (2003): If you're going to make me sick with the blood you spill onscreen, do it with an actual plot. And with actors who aren't annoying.
2. From Justin to Kelly (2003): I'm one of the unfortunate few who saw it, and yes, it IS that bad.
3. House of the Dead (2003): One of the funniest movies of 2003... Too bad it wasn't a comedy.
4. You Got Served (2004): The dancing is excellent, but I don't think it's worth sitting through all the bad acting, horrid dialogue, and clichéd plot.
5. Torque (2004): The Fast and the Furious was cool. S.W.A.T. was cool. I'm even going as far as to say XXX was cool. THIS was NOT cool. And for the record, advertising department behind this movie, "2 Fast 2 Furious on 2 Wheels" is NOT a compliment. (Fun fact: I like to pronounce the title "Turkey")
6. Brother Bear (2003): I liked the soundtrack, but this movie was nothing but a recycled mishmash of other Disney movies. How about something new, guys?
7. The Haunted Mansion (2003): This is what I call wasted potential. The plot was ridiculous, the jokes were tired, and it was too kid-friendly. My idea for the Haunted Mansion movie is better. It would be R-Rated, but it would be WAY better than this crap.
8. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004): This movie was so freakin' annoying. Why did you do it, Lindsay? You're a better actress than this!
9. Twisted (2004) - You've seen it before. Back when it was called "[Insert generic thriller here]"
10. Love Don't Cost a Thing (2003) - Did Can't Buy Me Love REALLY need a remake?
There are worse movies, but they're all on MST3K, and I really do love MST3K. Except for Plan 9 From Outer Space and Reefer Madness, movies that need to be viewed just because they're so bad.
I also liked xXx (ah, sometimes I wish writing in whisper was possible!), and I hoped for similar brainless joyride here. Guess it's not so, after all.
