Post by Termination on Feb 21, 2006 12:34:49 GMT -5
STELLA AWARDS
>>>>
>>>>It's once again time to review the winners of the annual Stella Awards.
>>>>The Stella 's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled
>>>>coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald 's. That case inspired
>>>>the "Stella's" for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United
>>>>States.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>THIS YEAR'S AWARDS GO TO:
>>>>
>>>>5th Place (Tied)
>>>>
>>>>Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of
>>>>her
>>>>peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running
>>>>inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably
>>>>surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving toddler was Ms.
>>>>Robertson 's son.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>5th Place (Tied)
>>>>
>>>>19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
>>>>when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman
>>>>apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when
>>>>he was trying to steal the hubcaps.
>>>>
>>>>5th Place (Tied)
>>>>
>>>>Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had
>>>>just
>>>>finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage
>>>>door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He
>>>>could
>>>>not re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage
>>>>locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation and Mr.
>>>>Dickson
>>>>found himself locked in the garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of
>>>>Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's
>>>>insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The
>>>>Jury
>>>>agreed to the tune of $500,000.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>4th Place
>>>>
>>>>Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical
>>>>expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door neighbor's
>>>>beagle dog. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The
>>>>award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been
>>>>a
>>>>little provoked at the time as Mr. Williams, who had climbed over the
>>>>fence into the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>3rd Place
>>>>
>>>>A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
>>>>Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her
>>>>tailbone. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it
>>>>at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier, during an argument.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>2nd Place
>>>>
>>>>Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a nightclub in a
>>>>neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and
>>>>knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was
>>>>trying to sneak in the window of the ladies room to avoid paying the
>>>>$3.50
>>>>cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>1st Place!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>This year's runaway winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City,
>>>>Okla.
>>>>Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago motor home. On his trip
>>>>home
>>>>from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the
>>>>cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into
>>>>the
>>>>back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the RV left the
>>>>free way, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not
>>>>advising him in the owner's manual that he could not actually do this.
>>>>The
>>>>jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motor home. The
>>>>company
>>>>actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just in case
>>>>there were any other complete morons buying their recreational vehicles.
>>>>
>>>>It's once again time to review the winners of the annual Stella Awards.
>>>>The Stella 's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled
>>>>coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald 's. That case inspired
>>>>the "Stella's" for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United
>>>>States.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>THIS YEAR'S AWARDS GO TO:
>>>>
>>>>5th Place (Tied)
>>>>
>>>>Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of
>>>>her
>>>>peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running
>>>>inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably
>>>>surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving toddler was Ms.
>>>>Robertson 's son.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>5th Place (Tied)
>>>>
>>>>19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
>>>>when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman
>>>>apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when
>>>>he was trying to steal the hubcaps.
>>>>
>>>>5th Place (Tied)
>>>>
>>>>Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had
>>>>just
>>>>finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage
>>>>door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He
>>>>could
>>>>not re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage
>>>>locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation and Mr.
>>>>Dickson
>>>>found himself locked in the garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of
>>>>Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's
>>>>insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The
>>>>Jury
>>>>agreed to the tune of $500,000.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>4th Place
>>>>
>>>>Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical
>>>>expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door neighbor's
>>>>beagle dog. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The
>>>>award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been
>>>>a
>>>>little provoked at the time as Mr. Williams, who had climbed over the
>>>>fence into the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>3rd Place
>>>>
>>>>A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
>>>>Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her
>>>>tailbone. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it
>>>>at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier, during an argument.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>2nd Place
>>>>
>>>>Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a nightclub in a
>>>>neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and
>>>>knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was
>>>>trying to sneak in the window of the ladies room to avoid paying the
>>>>$3.50
>>>>cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>1st Place!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>This year's runaway winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City,
>>>>Okla.
>>>>Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago motor home. On his trip
>>>>home
>>>>from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the
>>>>cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into
>>>>the
>>>>back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the RV left the
>>>>free way, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not
>>>>advising him in the owner's manual that he could not actually do this.
>>>>The
>>>>jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motor home. The
>>>>company
>>>>actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just in case
>>>>there were any other complete morons buying their recreational vehicles.