Post by ZapRowsdower on Jan 26, 2009 1:22:03 GMT -5
Worst Motion Picture or Concept for a Motion Picture
Disaster Movie
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Meet the Spartans
One Missed Call
The Happening
The Hottie & the Nottie
Twilight
Previous Winners: Open Water, Alone in the Dark, Date Movie, Bratz
Worst Actor in a Leading Role
Vin Diesel for Babylon A.D.
Brendan Fraser for The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Matt Lanter for Disaster Movie
Sean Maguire for Meet the Spartans
Robert Pattinson for Twilight
Ben Stein for Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
Mark Wahlberg for The Happening
Previous Winners: Cary Elwes (Saw), The Rock (Doom), Marlon Wayans (Little Man), Dane Cook (Good Luck Chuck)
Worst Actress in a Leading Role
Maria Bello for The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Zooey Deschanel for The Happening
Carmen Electra for Meet the Spartans
Paris Hilton for The Hottie & the Nottie
Shannyn Sossamon for One Missed Call
Kristen Stewart for Twilight
Previous Winners: Hilary Duff (Raise Your Voice), Tara Reid (Alone in the Dark), Julianne Moore (Freedomland), All Four Bratz
Worst Actor in a Supporting Role
Spencer Breslin for The Happening
Edward Burns for One Missed Call
Luke Ford for The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Matthew Lillard for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Ray Liotta for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Donald Sutherland for Fool's Gold
Previous Winners:
B2K (You Got Served), Max Thieriot (The Pacifier), Anthony Ray Parker (The Marine), Darrell Hammond (Epic Movie)
Worst Actress in a Supporting Role
Betty Buckley for The Happening
Alexis Dziena for Fool's Gold
Crista Flanagan for Disaster Movie
Thandie Newton for W.
Leelee Sobieski for 88 Minutes
Leelee Sobieski for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Previous Winners: Elena Anaya (Van Helsing), Paris Hilton/Ashlee Simpson (House of Wax/Undiscovered), Michelle Rodriguez (BloodRayne), Nicole Kidman (The Golden Compass)
The Edward D. Wood Jr. Award for Worst Director
Uwe Boll for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Rob Cohen for The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer for Disaster Movie
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer for Meet the Spartans
Catherine Hardwicke for Twilight
M. Night Shyamalan for The Happening
Eric Valette for One Missed Call
Previous Winners: Pitof (Catwoman), Uwe Boll (Alone in the Dark), Aaron Seltzer (Date Movie), Sean McNamara (Bratz)
Worst Original Screenplay
Charles Robert Carner for Witless Protection
Heidi Ferrer for The Hottie & the Nottie
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer for Disaster Movie
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer for Meet the Spartans
Alfred Gough and Miles Millar for The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
M. Night Shyamalan for The Happening
Previous Winners:
Chris Stokes (You Got Served), Jon Lucas and Scott Moore (Rebound), Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Date Movie), Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Epic Movie)
Worst Adapted Screenplay
J.S. Cardone for Prom Night
Andrew Klavan for One Missed Call
Melissa Rosenberg for Twilight
Doug Taylor for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Beau Thorne for Max Payne
Previous winners: John D. Brancato, Michael Ferris and John Rogers (Catwoman), Barry W. Blaustein, Danny Jacobson, Don Rhymer and David Sheffield (The Honeymooners), Chris Weitz (The Golden Compass)
Most Offensive to the Eyes
Disaster Movie - Fetus feet slapping Sex and the City chick's face a la Zohan. Seriously.
Meet the Spartans - Way to wear your low budget on your sleeve...
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor - Fuck "Nuking the fridge", alright? "Kicking the Yeti Field Goal" is the new "Jumping the Shark".
Twilight - Special effects from the 70's made a triumphant return!
Witless Protection - Larry the Cable Guy in a wifebeater. Ewwww...
Previous Winners:
Domino, Date Movie, The Golden Compass
Biggest Disappointment or Most Overrated
The Happening
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Twilight
Previous Winners: Syriana, X-Men: The Last Stand, Michael Clayton
Worst Quote or Gist of It
"And this is my baby's feet." -Crista Flanagan, Disaster Movie
"Could this really be happening?" -Mark Wahlberg, The Happening
"I am gonna go all Hercules on your ass!" -Kevin Sorbo, Meet the Spartans
"So it looks like the lion has fallen for the lamb..." -Robert Pattinson, Twilight
"Spank my ass!" -John Hannah, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
"Why you eyin' my lemon drink?" -Betty Buckley, The Happening
"You're like my heroin." -Robert Pattinson, Twilight
Previous winners:
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" -James Earl Jones, Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" -Vinnie Jones, X-Men: The Last Stand
"I know who killed me." -Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me.
Asshat of the Year
20th Century Fox - Oh come on, now. Attempting to halt production on Watchmen? How could you even imagine that going over well with comic book fans?
Rob Cohen - Stick to making movies about pretty cars that go fast.
Jason Friedberg; Aaron Seltzer - For stealing air from higher forms of life...
M. Night Shyamalan - Have you lost your fucking mind?
Ben Stein - Haha. Nice try.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences - For slapping cinematic integrity in the face by handing the visual effects Oscar to the Golden Compass.
The asshats who keep crying about Indiana Jones 4 "raping their childhood." - Back off, drama queens. That movie was GOOD!
Previous Winners: Michael Moore - For becoming and creating the "liberal stereotype", and for bashing people who made you rich behind their backs in different countries.
Hideo Nakata - The remake was better than your movie. And your sequel to said remake.
20th Century Fox; Brett Ratner - Fucking up the promise of X-Men 3.
Lindsay Lohan - Stop fucking up! Stop making tabloids and shit! Start making good movies again!
Disaster Movie
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Meet the Spartans
One Missed Call
The Happening
The Hottie & the Nottie
Twilight
Previous Winners: Open Water, Alone in the Dark, Date Movie, Bratz
Worst Actor in a Leading Role
Vin Diesel for Babylon A.D.
Brendan Fraser for The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Matt Lanter for Disaster Movie
Sean Maguire for Meet the Spartans
Robert Pattinson for Twilight
Ben Stein for Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
Mark Wahlberg for The Happening
Previous Winners: Cary Elwes (Saw), The Rock (Doom), Marlon Wayans (Little Man), Dane Cook (Good Luck Chuck)
Worst Actress in a Leading Role
Maria Bello for The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Zooey Deschanel for The Happening
Carmen Electra for Meet the Spartans
Paris Hilton for The Hottie & the Nottie
Shannyn Sossamon for One Missed Call
Kristen Stewart for Twilight
Previous Winners: Hilary Duff (Raise Your Voice), Tara Reid (Alone in the Dark), Julianne Moore (Freedomland), All Four Bratz
Worst Actor in a Supporting Role
Spencer Breslin for The Happening
Edward Burns for One Missed Call
Luke Ford for The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Matthew Lillard for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Ray Liotta for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Donald Sutherland for Fool's Gold
Previous Winners:
B2K (You Got Served), Max Thieriot (The Pacifier), Anthony Ray Parker (The Marine), Darrell Hammond (Epic Movie)
Worst Actress in a Supporting Role
Betty Buckley for The Happening
Alexis Dziena for Fool's Gold
Crista Flanagan for Disaster Movie
Thandie Newton for W.
Leelee Sobieski for 88 Minutes
Leelee Sobieski for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Previous Winners: Elena Anaya (Van Helsing), Paris Hilton/Ashlee Simpson (House of Wax/Undiscovered), Michelle Rodriguez (BloodRayne), Nicole Kidman (The Golden Compass)
The Edward D. Wood Jr. Award for Worst Director
Uwe Boll for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Rob Cohen for The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer for Disaster Movie
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer for Meet the Spartans
Catherine Hardwicke for Twilight
M. Night Shyamalan for The Happening
Eric Valette for One Missed Call
Previous Winners: Pitof (Catwoman), Uwe Boll (Alone in the Dark), Aaron Seltzer (Date Movie), Sean McNamara (Bratz)
Worst Original Screenplay
Charles Robert Carner for Witless Protection
Heidi Ferrer for The Hottie & the Nottie
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer for Disaster Movie
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer for Meet the Spartans
Alfred Gough and Miles Millar for The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
M. Night Shyamalan for The Happening
Previous Winners:
Chris Stokes (You Got Served), Jon Lucas and Scott Moore (Rebound), Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Date Movie), Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Epic Movie)
Worst Adapted Screenplay
J.S. Cardone for Prom Night
Andrew Klavan for One Missed Call
Melissa Rosenberg for Twilight
Doug Taylor for In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Beau Thorne for Max Payne
Previous winners: John D. Brancato, Michael Ferris and John Rogers (Catwoman), Barry W. Blaustein, Danny Jacobson, Don Rhymer and David Sheffield (The Honeymooners), Chris Weitz (The Golden Compass)
Most Offensive to the Eyes
Disaster Movie - Fetus feet slapping Sex and the City chick's face a la Zohan. Seriously.
Meet the Spartans - Way to wear your low budget on your sleeve...
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor - Fuck "Nuking the fridge", alright? "Kicking the Yeti Field Goal" is the new "Jumping the Shark".
Twilight - Special effects from the 70's made a triumphant return!
Witless Protection - Larry the Cable Guy in a wifebeater. Ewwww...
Previous Winners:
Domino, Date Movie, The Golden Compass
Biggest Disappointment or Most Overrated
The Happening
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Twilight
Previous Winners: Syriana, X-Men: The Last Stand, Michael Clayton
Worst Quote or Gist of It
"And this is my baby's feet." -Crista Flanagan, Disaster Movie
"Could this really be happening?" -Mark Wahlberg, The Happening
"I am gonna go all Hercules on your ass!" -Kevin Sorbo, Meet the Spartans
"So it looks like the lion has fallen for the lamb..." -Robert Pattinson, Twilight
"Spank my ass!" -John Hannah, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
"Why you eyin' my lemon drink?" -Betty Buckley, The Happening
"You're like my heroin." -Robert Pattinson, Twilight
Previous winners:
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" -James Earl Jones, Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" -Vinnie Jones, X-Men: The Last Stand
"I know who killed me." -Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me.
Asshat of the Year
20th Century Fox - Oh come on, now. Attempting to halt production on Watchmen? How could you even imagine that going over well with comic book fans?
Rob Cohen - Stick to making movies about pretty cars that go fast.
Jason Friedberg; Aaron Seltzer - For stealing air from higher forms of life...
M. Night Shyamalan - Have you lost your fucking mind?
Ben Stein - Haha. Nice try.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences - For slapping cinematic integrity in the face by handing the visual effects Oscar to the Golden Compass.
The asshats who keep crying about Indiana Jones 4 "raping their childhood." - Back off, drama queens. That movie was GOOD!
Previous Winners: Michael Moore - For becoming and creating the "liberal stereotype", and for bashing people who made you rich behind their backs in different countries.
Hideo Nakata - The remake was better than your movie. And your sequel to said remake.
20th Century Fox; Brett Ratner - Fucking up the promise of X-Men 3.
Lindsay Lohan - Stop fucking up! Stop making tabloids and shit! Start making good movies again!