Post by Quorthon on Mar 13, 2006 17:38:50 GMT -5
Maximum Overdrive
Action-Horror
1986
Color
MPAA Rating: R
Directed by: None other than Stephen King
USA
Okay, here’s a “classic” rockin’ movie. And yet another of those 80’s staple films with heavier than metal focus on automobiles and hard rock! God, what a great decade!
This is based on Stephen King’s own short story, “Trucks,” which as I recall, is in the “Nightshift Collection” of his short stories. It’s about a nasty little week where the Earth is sitting in the tail of a comet that lo and behold, causes all mechanical mechanisms (mostly trucks and semis) to come to life to eventually enslave humans as permanent gas-station attendants. Who isn’t familiar with this movie by now? Anyone? Okay, let’s get on with this:
Here’s the breakdown:
The Good:
--This movie is crammed full of flaws, but somehow manages to be wildly fun.
--AC/DC-laden soundtrack! Whoo!
--Has violence and explosions!
Didn’t Hurt It, Didn’t Help:
--Very brief nudity, and if you look carefully, guys—a wall in the service station is covered in pictures of naked chicks. I’m a guy. I saw it.
--Cheesy as hell. Actually, it’s almost beyond cheesy. But it’s a cool kind of cheesy. Semis crushing people? Cool. Gun violence and explosions? Also cool. Black semi with a huge Green Goblin face on the front? That’s damn cool. AC/DC soundtrack? You better believe that’s cool. Even if it’s all pretty cheesy. It’s still pretty cool, and plenty fun.
--Some cool vehicles, especially the semi with the giant Green Goblin head on the front. That alone brings some coolness to this movie. Military car with mounted machine-gun. Bulldozer, ice-cream truck, airplane.
--Emilio Estevez!!
The Bad:
--Pretty shitty acting!
--Ridiculousness everywhere!
--Okay, we’ve got some machines coming to life to kill people. Okay, I’ll buy that. I watch way crappier horror films than this all too often. I’ve even seen one with Shatner. But when the “machines” suddenly seem to have power over their non-mechanical, non-motorized parts, even I laugh to myself at that flight of fancy. A semi adjusts it’s own non-mechanical mirror, a pop machine fires soda rockets, a lawnmower drives around on it’s own. Sure, it could’ve, possibly, been one of those self propelled gas lawnmowers, but it still can’t steer without human aid! A dog miraculously killed with an RC car… Looks like that comet not only granted machines life, but everything—and then imbued all new life with psychotic tendencies. So, okay, the story almost totally lacks anything resembling realism. It’s still a blast!
--So… why isn’t every vehicle coming to life? Like cars for instance? An airplane does!
--One guy killed by electricity apparently blasted at him from “comet-possessed” video games… why? Just, why?
--Some truly awful characters!
--Some crappy dialog!
The Ugly:
--Kid’s Dad smashed by semi.
--A lot of the dialog, actually.
Memorable Scene:
--“Stephen King’s an asshole.”
--The whole rest of the opening sequence.
Acting: 4/10
Story: 6/10
Atmosphere: 7/10
Cinematography: 7/10
Character Development: 2/10
Special Effects/Make-up: 7/10
Nudity/Sexuality: 2/10
Violence: 7/10
Gore: 5/10 (not a whole lot)
Dialog: 2/10
Music: 10/10 (Unless you’re some weirdo that doesn’t like AC/DC)
Direction: 6/10
Cheesiness: 8/10
Crappiness: 3/10
Overall: 6/10
Overall, and taken at face value, this movie is really crappy. But! Let’s keep this in mind here: It’s cheesy, it’s action-packed, and it’s fun. Plus, we have the ultra-cool evil semi with the Green Goblin on the front terrorizing people in theaters long before Sam Raimi brought us “Spider-Man.” It’s cheesy and ridiculous, crammed with AC/DC tunes and vehicle-related violence towards puny humans. Not scary at all, but tons of fun. Watch at own risk!
Action-Horror
1986
Color
MPAA Rating: R
Directed by: None other than Stephen King
USA
Okay, here’s a “classic” rockin’ movie. And yet another of those 80’s staple films with heavier than metal focus on automobiles and hard rock! God, what a great decade!
This is based on Stephen King’s own short story, “Trucks,” which as I recall, is in the “Nightshift Collection” of his short stories. It’s about a nasty little week where the Earth is sitting in the tail of a comet that lo and behold, causes all mechanical mechanisms (mostly trucks and semis) to come to life to eventually enslave humans as permanent gas-station attendants. Who isn’t familiar with this movie by now? Anyone? Okay, let’s get on with this:
Here’s the breakdown:
The Good:
--This movie is crammed full of flaws, but somehow manages to be wildly fun.
--AC/DC-laden soundtrack! Whoo!
--Has violence and explosions!
Didn’t Hurt It, Didn’t Help:
--Very brief nudity, and if you look carefully, guys—a wall in the service station is covered in pictures of naked chicks. I’m a guy. I saw it.
--Cheesy as hell. Actually, it’s almost beyond cheesy. But it’s a cool kind of cheesy. Semis crushing people? Cool. Gun violence and explosions? Also cool. Black semi with a huge Green Goblin face on the front? That’s damn cool. AC/DC soundtrack? You better believe that’s cool. Even if it’s all pretty cheesy. It’s still pretty cool, and plenty fun.
--Some cool vehicles, especially the semi with the giant Green Goblin head on the front. That alone brings some coolness to this movie. Military car with mounted machine-gun. Bulldozer, ice-cream truck, airplane.
--Emilio Estevez!!
The Bad:
--Pretty shitty acting!
--Ridiculousness everywhere!
--Okay, we’ve got some machines coming to life to kill people. Okay, I’ll buy that. I watch way crappier horror films than this all too often. I’ve even seen one with Shatner. But when the “machines” suddenly seem to have power over their non-mechanical, non-motorized parts, even I laugh to myself at that flight of fancy. A semi adjusts it’s own non-mechanical mirror, a pop machine fires soda rockets, a lawnmower drives around on it’s own. Sure, it could’ve, possibly, been one of those self propelled gas lawnmowers, but it still can’t steer without human aid! A dog miraculously killed with an RC car… Looks like that comet not only granted machines life, but everything—and then imbued all new life with psychotic tendencies. So, okay, the story almost totally lacks anything resembling realism. It’s still a blast!
--So… why isn’t every vehicle coming to life? Like cars for instance? An airplane does!
--One guy killed by electricity apparently blasted at him from “comet-possessed” video games… why? Just, why?
--Some truly awful characters!
--Some crappy dialog!
The Ugly:
--Kid’s Dad smashed by semi.
--A lot of the dialog, actually.
Memorable Scene:
--“Stephen King’s an asshole.”
--The whole rest of the opening sequence.
Acting: 4/10
Story: 6/10
Atmosphere: 7/10
Cinematography: 7/10
Character Development: 2/10
Special Effects/Make-up: 7/10
Nudity/Sexuality: 2/10
Violence: 7/10
Gore: 5/10 (not a whole lot)
Dialog: 2/10
Music: 10/10 (Unless you’re some weirdo that doesn’t like AC/DC)
Direction: 6/10
Cheesiness: 8/10
Crappiness: 3/10
Overall: 6/10
Overall, and taken at face value, this movie is really crappy. But! Let’s keep this in mind here: It’s cheesy, it’s action-packed, and it’s fun. Plus, we have the ultra-cool evil semi with the Green Goblin on the front terrorizing people in theaters long before Sam Raimi brought us “Spider-Man.” It’s cheesy and ridiculous, crammed with AC/DC tunes and vehicle-related violence towards puny humans. Not scary at all, but tons of fun. Watch at own risk!