Post by 42ndstreetfreak on Apr 26, 2004 3:14:22 GMT -5
I used to drool over Carpenter films..loved every single damn one of them...Then he stupidly killed off the heroes in "They Live" (that in no way went with the rest of the film and almost sank the good stuff that had gone before) and made the piss awful shit heap of a film "Prince of Darkness".
"Prince" is a film i hate with a vengence and to me is the very worst example of just how moronic the horror genre can be.
The Devil comes back via a woman with strawberry jam on her face, a gloopy liquid, Alice Cooper (*GAG*..WHY??) and 5 bums, an empty house and an awful, bad joke spouting Chinese guy who has to be one of the most hateful and annoying characters ever created! WOW! What an apocalypse!
When Carpenter had that fucking moron stuck in a cupboard shooting out inane one-liners as Ms Strawberry Face gurgled a bit I knew he had lost it...he was either VERY clever and knew that horror audiences had dropped many IQ levels and so needed crass jokes in a supposed serious horror film, or he knew the whole thing was so shit that there wa no way it would play straight so wrote some gags instead. Just awful!!
And he's never made a good film since...about 16/17 years of dross ("Escape from L.A"?? Oh indeed how the mighty have fallen), below average efforts ("Village of the Damned") and huge wastes of potential like "Vampires"...
The guy should have retired about 15 years ago and gone out with one of the finest batches of works a Director could have...and not subjected his legacy to suffocate under the sad heap of rubbish he's piled on top ever since.
"Prince" is a film i hate with a vengence and to me is the very worst example of just how moronic the horror genre can be.
The Devil comes back via a woman with strawberry jam on her face, a gloopy liquid, Alice Cooper (*GAG*..WHY??) and 5 bums, an empty house and an awful, bad joke spouting Chinese guy who has to be one of the most hateful and annoying characters ever created! WOW! What an apocalypse!
When Carpenter had that fucking moron stuck in a cupboard shooting out inane one-liners as Ms Strawberry Face gurgled a bit I knew he had lost it...he was either VERY clever and knew that horror audiences had dropped many IQ levels and so needed crass jokes in a supposed serious horror film, or he knew the whole thing was so shit that there wa no way it would play straight so wrote some gags instead. Just awful!!
And he's never made a good film since...about 16/17 years of dross ("Escape from L.A"?? Oh indeed how the mighty have fallen), below average efforts ("Village of the Damned") and huge wastes of potential like "Vampires"...
The guy should have retired about 15 years ago and gone out with one of the finest batches of works a Director could have...and not subjected his legacy to suffocate under the sad heap of rubbish he's piled on top ever since.