Re: Song Title Game Revisitted

[ZapRowsdower]

Blazing Saddles
I'm Tired

Performed by Madeline Kahn

Here I stand the goddess of desire,
set man on fire,
I had this power.

Morning, noon, and night it's drink and dancing,
some quick romancing,
and then a shower.

Stage dog Johnny's constantly surround me,
they always hound me
with one request.

Who can satisfy their lustful habit?
I'm not a rabbit,
I need some rest.

I'm tired,
sick and tired of love.
I've had my fill of love,
from below and above.

Tired.
Tired of being admired,
tired of love uninspired,
let's face it I'm tired.

I've been with thousands of men
again and again,
they promise the moon.

They're always coming and going
and going and coming...
and always too soon.

Right girls.
I'm tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain't it a crying shame,
I'm so tired.
Goddamnit I'm exhausted.

Ahhhhhhhh.

Tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain't it a crying shame,
I'm so tired...

She's tired!
(She's tired!)
Sick and tired of love
(Give her a break!)
She's had her fill of love!
(She's not a snake!)
From below and above
(Can't you see she's sick?)
Tired
(She's bushed!)
Tired of being admired
(Let her alone)
Tired of love uninspired
(Get off her throat!)
She's tired
(Don't you know she's pooped?)

I've been with thousands of men
again and again,
they sing the same tune!

They start with biron and shelly,
then jump on your belly
and bust your balloon!

I'm tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain't it a friggin shame,
I'm so...
Lets face it, everything below the waste, is kaput!!

Tired!

[ZapRowsdower]

Team America: World Police
Freedom Isn't Free

Performed by Trey Parker

What would you do
If you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom?
What would you do
If asked to make the ultimate sacrifice?

Would you think about all them people
Who gave up everything they had.
Would you think about all them War Vets
And would you start to feel bad

Freedom isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free
No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee.
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?

What would you do
If someone told you to fight for freedom?
Would you answer the call
Or run away like a little pussy?
'Cause the only reason that you're here.
Is 'cause folks died for you in the past
So maybe now it's your turn
To die kicking some ass

Freedom isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free
Now there's a have to hook'in fee
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?

Oooh buck 'o five
Freedom costs a buck 'o five

[frankenjohn]

IamTheSmitty said:

*he* *** Be**e*e
THE PRINCE OF EGYPT

Many nights we prayed
With no proof anyone could hear
In our hearts a hope for a song
We barely understood
Now we are not afraid
Although we know theres much to fear
We were moving mountains
Long before we knew we could

There can be miracles
*he* *** be**e*e
Though hope is frail
Its hard to kill
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
*he* *** be**e*e, somehow you will
You will *he* *** be**e*e

In this time of fear
When prayer so often proves in vain
Hope seems like the summer bird
Too swiftly flown away
Yet now Im standing here
My hearts so full, I cant explain
Seeking faith and speakin words
I never thought Id say
There can be miracles
*he* *** be**e*e (*he* *** be**e*e)
Though hope is frail
Its hard to kill (Mmm)
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve (You can achieve)
*he* *** be**e*e somehow you will
You will *he* *** be**e*e

They don't always happen when you ask
And its easy to give in to your fears
But when you're blinded by your pain
Can't see the way, get through the rain
A small but still, resilient voice
Says hope is very near, oh

There can be miracles (Miracles)
*he* *** be**e*e (Boy, **e* *** be**e*e, yeah)
Though hope is frail
Its hard to kill (Hard to kill, oh, yeah)
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve (You can achieve, oh)
*he* *** be**e*e, somehow you will (Somehow, somehow, somehow)
Somehow you will (I know, I know, know)
You will *he* *** be**e*e

You will *he* ***
(You will *he* *** be**e*e)
(*he* *** be**e*e)
(*he* *** be**e*e)

---

THE PRAYER
**e** f** Ca*e***

I pray you'll be our eyes
And watch us where we go
And help us to be wise
In times when we don't know
Let this be our pra*e*
When we lose our way

Chorus:
Lead us to a place
Guide us with Your grace
To a place where we'll be safe

La luce che Tu dai
I pray we'll find our light
Nel cuore restera
And hold it in our hearts
Ma ricordarci che
When stars go out each night
L'eterna stella se
Oooh!

Nella mia preghe
Let this be our pra*e*
Quanta fede c'e
When shadows fill our day

Chorus:
Lead us to a place
Guide us with Your grace
Give us faith so we'll be safe

Sognamo un mondo
Senza piu violenza
Un mondo di justizia e di speranza
Ogni uno dia una mano al suo vicino
Simbolo di pace e di felicita

La forza che ci da
We ask that life be kind
Il desiderio che
And watch us from above
Ogniuno trovi amor
We hope each soul will find
Intorno e dentro se
Oh! Another soul to love

Let this be our pra*e*
Just like every child
Needs to find a place
Guide us with Your grace
Give us faith so we'll be safe

E la fede che
Hai acceso in noi
Sento che ci salvera

---

I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING
ARMAGEDDON

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
Far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Well, every moment spent with you
Is a moment I treasure

Chorus
I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I d**'* *a** ** **** a *h**g
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I d**'* *a** ** **** a *h**g

Lying close to you
Feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
And I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever

Chorus

Bridge
I don't wanna miss one smile
I don't wanna miss one kiss
Well, I just wanna be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just wanna hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time

Chorus x3

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep, yeah
I d**'* *a** ** **** a *h**g

---

*nin*i*ed
C*** *f A*ge**

Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot-blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave
But you, you're not allowed
You're *nin*i*ed
An unfortunate slight

Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd need shepherd
But you you're not allowed
You're *nin*i*ed
An unfortunate slight

Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But this is not allowed
You're *nin*i*ed
An unfortunate slight

I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to deliberate

---

THAT'LL DO
BABE: PIG IN THE CITY

A kind and steady heart, can make a grey sky blue,
And a task that seems impossible, is quite possible for you.

A kind and steady heart, is sure to see you through.
It may not seem like very much right now,
It'll do, it'll do.

When you find yourself in the middle of a storm ,
And you're tired and cold and wet,
And you're looking for a place that's cozy and warm,
You'll make it... You can never forget!
A kind and steady heart, can conquer doubt and fear.
A little courage goes a long, long way,
Gets you a little bit farther down the road each day,
And before you know it, you'll hear someone say,
*ha*'ll do, Babe, *ha*'ll do.

A kind and steady heart, is sure to see you through.
A little courage goes a long, long way,
Gets you a little bit farther down the road each day,
And before you know it, you'll hear Someone say,
*ha*'ll do. *ha*'ll do. *ha*'ll do, Babe, *ha*'ll do.

---

REFLECTION
Mulan

Look at me
You may think you see
Who I really am
But you'll never know me
Every day
It's as if I play a part
Now I see
If I wear a mask
I can fool the world
But I cannot fool my heart

Who is that girl I see
Staring straight back at me
When will my *eflec*i** show
Who I am inside

I am now
In a world where I
Have to hide my heart
And what I believe in
But somehow
I will show the world
What's inside my heart
And be loved for who I am

Who is that girl I see
Staring straight back at me
Why is my *eflec*i**
Someone I don't know
Must I pretend that I'm
Someone else
For all time
When will my *eflec*i** show
Who I am inside

There's a heart that must be free to fly
That burns with a need to know the reason why

Why must we all conceal
What we think
How we feel
Must there be a secret me
I'm forced to hide
I won't pretend that I'm
Someone else
For all time
When will my *eflec*i** show
Who I am inside
When will my *eflec*i** show
Who I am inside

---

A **f* **ace ** *a**
H***e *h***e*e*, **e

Daylight has found me here again
You can ask me anything, but where I've been
Things that used to matter seem so small
When you're looking for a **f* **ace ** *a**

Don't misunderstand me, baby, please
I didn't mean to bring back memories
You should know the reason why I called
I was looking for a **f* **ace ** *a**

Looking for a **f* **ace
Nothing more than a small taste
Of a love that ended long ago
Looking for a place to hide
A warm bed on a cold night
I didn't mean to hurt you
No, no, no

Looking out your window at the dawn
Baby, when you wake up, I'll be gone
You're the one who taught me after all
How to find a **f* **ace ** *a**

You're the one who taught me after all
How to find a **f* **ace ** *a**

[ZapRowsdower]

Armageddon
I Don't Want to Miss a Thing

Performed by Aerosmith

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
Far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Well, every moment spent with you
Is a moment I treasure

Chorus
I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't want to miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't want to miss a thing

Lying close to you
Feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
And I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever

Chorus

Bridge
I don't wanna miss one smile
I don't wanna miss one kiss
Well, I just wanna be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just wanna hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time

Chorus x3

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep, yeah
I don't want to miss a thing

[ZapRowsdower]

Babe: Pig in the City
That'll Do

Performed by Peter Gabriel

A kind and steady heart, can make a grey sky blue,
And a task that seems impossible, is quite possible for you.

A kind and steady heart, is sure to see you through.
It may not seem like very much right now,
It'll do, it'll do.

When you find yourself in the middle of a storm ,
And you're tired and cold and wet,
And you're looking for a place that's cozy and warm,
You'll make it... You can never forget!
A kind and steady heart, can conquer doubt and fear.
A little courage goes a long, long way,
Gets you a little bit farther down the road each day,
And before you know it, you'll hear someone say,
That'll do, Babe, that'll do.

A kind and steady heart, is sure to see you through.
A little courage goes a long, long way,
Gets you a little bit farther down the road each day,
And before you know it, you'll hear Someone say,
That'll do. that'll do. that'll do, Babe, that'll do.

[ZapRowsdower]

Mulan
Reflection

Performed by Christina Aguilera

Look at me
You may think you see
Who I really am
But you'll never know me
Every day
It's as if I play a part
Now I see
If I wear a mask
I can fool the world
But I cannot fool my heart

Who is that girl I see
Staring straight back at me
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside

I am now
In a world where I
Have to hide my heart
And what I believe in
But somehow
I will show the world
What's inside my heart
And be loved for who I am

Who is that girl I see
Staring straight back at me
Why is my reflection
Someone I don't know
Must I pretend that I'm
Someone else
For all time
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside

There's a heart that must be free to fly
That burns with a need to know the reason why

Why must we all conceal
What we think
How we feel
Must there be a secret me
I'm forced to hide
I won't pretend that I'm
Someone else
For all time
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside

[frankenjohn]

IamTheSmitty said:

The Blo*er's Da*gh*er
Closer

And so it is
Just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time
And so it is
The shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

And so it is
Just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time
And so it is
The colder water
the blo*er's da*gh*er
the pupil in denial

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

Did I say that I loathe you?
Did I say that I want to
Leave it all behind?

I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind...
My mind...my mind...
'Til I find somebody new

---

KNOCK YOURSELF OUT
I Heart Huckabees

It’s something unattainable
That you can’t live without
And now the unexplainable
Has you riddled with doubt

Things begin Things decay
And you’ve gotta find a way
To be ok
But it you want to spend the day
Wond’ring what it’s all about
Go and knock *ourself out

Why were put in this mess
Is anybody’s guess
It might be a test or it might not be anything
You need to worry about
But if you’re still in doubt
Go and knock *ourself out

[ZapRowsdower]

I Heart Huckabees
Knock Yourself Out

Performed by Jon Brion

It’s something unattainable
That you can’t live without
And now the unexplainable
Has you riddled with doubt

Things begin Things decay
And you’ve gotta find a way
To be ok
But it you want to spend the day
Wond’ring what it’s all about
Go and knock yourself out

Why were put in this mess
Is anybody’s guess
It might be a test or it might not be anything
You need to worry about
But if you’re still in doubt
Go and knock yourself out

[frankenjohn]

IamTheSmitty said:

*he* *** Belie*e
Prince of Egypt, The

Many nights we prayed
With no proof anyone could hear
In our hearts a hope for a song
We barely understood
Now we are not afraid
Although we know theres much to fear
We were moving mountains
Long before we knew we could

There can be miracles
*he* *** be*ie*e
Though hope is frail
Its hard to kill
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
*he* *** belie*e, somehow you will
You will *he* *** belie*e

In this time of fear
When prayer so often proves in vain
Hope seems like the summer bird
Too swiftly flown away
Yet now Im standing here
My hearts so full, I cant explain
Seeking faith and speakin words
I never thought Id say
There can be miracles
*he* *** belie*e (*he* *** belie*e)
Though hope is frail
Its hard to kill (Mmm)
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve (You can achieve)
*he* *** belie*e somehow you will
You will *he* *** belie*e

They don't always happen when you ask
And its easy to give in to your fears
But when you're blinded by your pain
Can't see the way, get through the rain
A small but still, resilient voice
Says hope is very near, oh

There can be miracles (Miracles)
*he* *** belie*e (Boy, **e* *** belie*e, yeah)
Though hope is frail
Its hard to kill (Hard to kill, oh, yeah)
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve (You can achieve, oh)
*he* *** belie*e, somehow you will (Somehow, somehow, somehow)
Somehow you will (I know, I know, know)
You will *he* *** belie*e

You will *he* ***
(You will *he* *** belie*e)
(*he* *** belie*e)
(*he* *** belie*e)

---

The Prayer
**e** f** Camel**

I pray you'll be our eyes
And watch us where we go
And help us to be wise
In times when we don't know
Let this be our prayer
When we lose our way

Chorus:
Lead us to a place
Guide us with Your grace
To a place where we'll be safe

La luce che Tu dai
I pray we'll find our light
Nel cuore restera
And hold it in our hearts
Ma ricordarci che
When stars go out each night
L'eterna stella se
Oooh!

Nella mia preghe
Let this be our prayer
Quanta fede c'e
When shadows fill our day

Chorus:
Lead us to a place
Guide us with Your grace
Give us faith so we'll be safe

Sognamo un mondo
Senza piu violenza
Un mondo di justizia e di speranza
Ogni uno dia una mano al suo vicino
Simbolo di pace e di felicita

La forza che ci da
We ask that life be kind
Il desiderio che
And watch us from above
Ogniuno trovi amor
We hope each soul will find
Intorno e dentro se
Oh! Another soul to love

Let this be our prayer
Just like every child
Needs to find a place
Guide us with Your grace
Give us faith so we'll be safe

E la fede che
Hai acceso in noi
Sento che ci salvera

---

UNINVITED
CITY OF ANGELS

Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot-blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave
But you, you're not allowed
You're unin*ited
An unfortunate slight

Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd need shepherd
But you you're not allowed
You're unin*ited
An unfortunate slight

Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But this is not allowed
You're unin*ited
An unfortunate slight

I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to deliberate

---

A **f* *lace ** Fa**
H***e *hi**e*e*, *he

Daylight has found me here again
You can ask me anything, but where I've been
Things that used to matter seem so small
When you're looking for a **f* *lace ** fa**

Don't misunderstand me, baby, please
I didn't mean to bring back memories
You should know the reason why I called
I was looking for a **f* *lace ** fa**

Looking for a **f* *lace
Nothing more than a small taste
Of a love that ended long ago
Looking for a place to hide
A warm bed on a cold night
I didn't mean to hurt you
No, no, no

Looking out your window at the dawn
Baby, when you wake up, I'll be gone
You're the one who taught me after all
How to find a **f* *lace ** fa**

You're the one who taught me after all
How to find a **f* *lace ** fa**

[ZapRowsdower]

City of Angels
Uninvited

Performed by Alanis Morissette

Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot-blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd need shepherd
But you you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But this is not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to deliberate

[ZapRowsdower]

Closer
The Blower's Daughter

Performed by Damien Rice

And so it is
Just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time
And so it is
The shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

And so it is
Just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time
And so it is
The colder water
the blower's daughter
the pupil in denial

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

Did I say that I loathe you?
Did I say that I want to
Leave it all behind?

I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind...
My mind...my mind...
'Til I find somebody new

[frankenjohn]

IamTheSmitty said:

*a*** *a**'* *****
A***** ****** ** *******b**

*a***,
*a*** *a**'* *****.
*a***,
*a*** *a**'* *****,
to take me to the fair,
it seems he doesn't care.
*a*** *a**'* *****.

*a***,
*a*** *a**'* *****,
to change my underwear,
it seems he doesn't care.
*a*** *a**'* *****.

When I was first baptized,
when I was criticized,
when I was ostracized,
when I was jazzercized,
steak and kidney pies,
one hour martinized,
when I was circumcised,
*a*** *a**'* *****.

When I was first baptized,
when I was criticized,
when I was ostracized,
when I was jazzercized,
steak and kidney pies,
one hour martinized,
when I was circumcised,
*a*** *a**'* *****,
to take me to the fair,
to change my underwear,
*a*** *a**'* *****.

*a*** *a**'* *****, peace!

If you've got a *a*** issue,
here's a *a*** tissue!
* to the A to the *-*-*,
* to the A to the *-*-*.
They say it's just a fad,
but I've got a deadbeat *a*.
* to the A to the *-*-*,
* to the A to the *-*-*.
I sit in my room and cry,
and ask myself the reason why.
* to the A to the *-*-*,
* to the A to the *-*-*.
*a***.
*a***.
*-A-*-*-*. Peace.

---

UHF
UHF

Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV Guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that we control the horizontal
We control the verticle, too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
That's what we gonna do now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on *HF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on *HF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on *HF

Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
You better put away your homework
Prime time ain't no time to think
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen
If you know what I mean, now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on *HF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on *HF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on *HF

You can watch us all day
You can watch us all night
You can watch us any time that you please
You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
'Till your brain turns into cottage cheese
Well, now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on *HF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on *HF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on *HF

We got it all on *HF (*HF)
(Repeat till fade.)

---

I* ***e
******e*, **e

I can hear what you're thinking,
All your doubts and fears,
And if you look in my eyes, in time you'll find,
The reason I'm here.

And i* ***e all things shall pass away,
I* ***e, you may come back someday.
To live once more, or die once more,
But i* ***e, your time will be no more.

You know your days are numbered,
Count them one by one,
Like notches in the handle of an outlaw's gun.
You can outrun the devil, if you tried,
But you'll never outrun the hands of time.

And i* ***e all things shall pass away,
I* ***e you may come back some say.
To live once more, or die once more,
But i* ***e, your time will be no more.

---

A**a** *** *******
*a****** ***a****

Why do you love me?
Why do you need me?
A**a** *** *******.
We met in a chat room.
There our love would fully bloom.
Sure, the world wide web is great,
but you, you make me salivate.
Yes, I love technology,
not as much as you, you see,
but I still love technology,
a**a** *** *******
Our love is like a flock of doves,
flying up to Heaven above,
a**a** *** *******.
Why do you love me?
Why do you need me?
a**a** *** *******
a**a** *** *******

---

******a****a*********************
*a** ****i**

It's ******a****a*********************
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious.
If you say it loud enough, you always sound precautious.
******a****a*********************.

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Before I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad,
me father gave me nose a tweak, told me I was bad,
and then one day I said the word that saved me achin' nose;
the biggest word you ever heard, and this is how it goes.

Oh, ******a****a*********************
even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious.
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precautious,
******a****a*********************

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

He travelled all around the world, and everywhere he went,
he used the word and all would say "There goes a clever gent."
When dukes and maharajas pass the time of day with me,
I say my special word and then they ask me out to tea!

Oh, ******a****a*********************
even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious.
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precautious,
******a****a*********************

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

So when the cat has got your tongue, there's no need to dismay. (Here! Here!)
Just summon up this word, and you've got a lot to say.
But better use it carefully, or it will change your life.
(For example.) Yes?
(One night, I said it to me girl, and now me girl's me wife. Oh, and what a lovely thing she is too.)

SHE'S....
******a****a*********************
******a****a*********************
******a****a*********************
******a****a*********************!

[ZapRowsdower]

UHF
UHF

Performed by Weird Al Yankovic

Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV Guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that we control the horizontal
We control the verticle, too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
That's what we gonna do now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF

Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
You better put away your homework
Prime time ain't no time to think
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen
If you know what I mean, now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF

You can watch us all day
You can watch us all night
You can watch us any time that you please
You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
'Till your brain turns into cottage cheese
Well, now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF

We got it all on UHF (UHF)
(Repeat till fade.)

[frankenjohn]

IamTheSmitty said:

When You Believe
Prince of Egypt, The

Many nights we prayed
With no proof anyone could hear
In our hearts a hope for a song
We barely understood
Now we are not afraid
Although we know theres much to fear
We were moving mountains
Long before we knew we could

There can be miracles
When *ou believe
Though hope is frail
It's hard to kill
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When *ou believe, somehow you will
You will when *ou believe

In this time of fear
When prayer so often proves in vain
Hope seems like the summer bird
Too swiftly flown away
Yet now Im standing here
My hearts so full, I cant explain
Seeking faith and speakin words
I never thought I'd say

There can be miracles
When *ou believe (when *ou believe)
Though hope is frail
Its hard to kill (Mmm)
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve (You can achieve)
When *ou believe somehow you will
You will when *ou believe

They don't always happen when you ask
And its easy to give in to your fears
But when you're blinded by your pain
Can't see the way, get through the rain
A small but still, resilient voice
Says hope is very near, oh

There can be miracles (Miracles)
When *ou believe (Boy, when *ou believe, yeah)
Though hope is frail
Its hard to kill (Hard to kill, oh, yeah)
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve (You can achieve, oh)
When *ou believe, somehow you will (Somehow, somehow, somehow)
Somehow you will (I know, I know, know)
You will when *ou believe

You will when *ou
(You will when *ou believe)
(When *ou believe)
(When *ou believe)

---

The Prayer
Quest for Camelot

I pray you'll be our eyes
And watch us where we go
And help us to be wise
In times when we don't know
Let this be our prayer
When we lose our way

Chorus:
Lead us to a place
Guide us with Your grace
To a place where we'll be safe

La luce che Tu dai
I pray we'll find our light
Nel cuore restera
And hold it in our hearts
Ma ricordarci che
When stars go out each night
L'eterna stella se
Oooh!

Nella mia preghe
Let this be our prayer
Quanta fede c'e
When shadows fill our day

Chorus:
Lead us to a place
Guide us with Your grace
Give us faith so we'll be safe

Sognamo un mondo
Senza piu violenza
Un mondo di justizia e di speranza
Ogni uno dia una mano al suo vicino
Simbolo di pace e di felicita

La forza che ci da
We ask that life be kind
Il desiderio che
And watch us from above
Ogniuno trovi amor
We hope each soul will find
Intorno e dentro se
Oh! Another soul to love

Let this be our prayer
Just like every child
Needs to find a place
Guide us with Your grace
Give us faith so we'll be safe

E la fede che
Hai acceso in noi
Sento che ci salvera

---

A *of* Place *o Fall
Horse Whisperer, The

Daylight has found me here again
You can ask me anything, but where I've been
Things that used to matter seem so small
When you're looking for a *of* place *o fall

Don't misunderstand me, baby, please
I didn't mean to bring back memories
You should know the reason why I called
I was looking for a *of* place *o fall

Looking for a *of* place
Nothing more than a small taste
Of a love that ended long ago
Looking for a place to hide
A warm bed on a cold night
I didn't mean to hurt you
No, no, no

Looking out your window at the dawn
Baby, when you wake up, I'll be gone
You're the one who taught me after all
How to find a *of* place *o fall

You're the one who taught me after all
How to find a *of* place *o fall

[ZapRowsdower]

Prince of Egypt, The
When You Believe

Performed by Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston

Many nights we prayed
With no proof anyone could hear
In our hearts a hope for a song
We barely understood
Now we are not afraid
Although we know theres much to fear
We were moving mountains
Long before we knew we could

There can be miracles
When you believe
Though hope is frail
It's hard to kill
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When you believe, somehow you will
You will when you believe

In this time of fear
When prayer so often proves in vain
Hope seems like the summer bird
Too swiftly flown away
Yet now Im standing here
My hearts so full, I cant explain
Seeking faith and speakin words
I never thought I'd say

There can be miracles
When you believe (when you believe)
Though hope is frail
Its hard to kill (Mmm)
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve (You can achieve)
When you believe somehow you will
You will when you believe

They don't always happen when you ask
And its easy to give in to your fears
But when you're blinded by your pain
Can't see the way, get through the rain
A small but still, resilient voice
Says hope is very near, oh

There can be miracles (Miracles)
When you believe (Boy, when you believe, yeah)
Though hope is frail
Its hard to kill (Hard to kill, oh, yeah)
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve (You can achieve, oh)
When you believe, somehow you will (Somehow, somehow, somehow)
Somehow you will (I know, I know, know)
You will when you believe

You will when you
(You will when you believe)
(When you believe)
(When you believe)