Post by Quorthon on Dec 6, 2005 14:26:53 GMT -5
Seriously, how is Last House On the Left going to traumatize your damn dog?
"Uh, hey honey, why don't you send Sparkles to his kennel... This movie could really hurt the little guy!!"
"It's bad enough we named him 'Sparkles.'"
"Well then maybe you shouldn't have raised our son to be a homosexual."
"How many illigitamat milatto children do you have again, dear? Why don't you go make a straight one of those?"
"Not near as many 'late business meetings' as you had last year, honey. I can't imagine how you keep a job if your clothes and hair are always so disheveled."
"I want a fucking divorce."
"Oh shit, the movie's starting... wow, the dog really does look traumatized."
"I hate you."
"Well quit being the office whore and maybe I'll treat yah better. Hey, where yah goin? Is your boss in the closet for you to fuck when I turn my back?"
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Jesus, the dog is just cowering there... oh fuck! He's pissi"--BLAM!!
Husband falls over dead from a gunshot to the skull. All this violence happened because of "Last House on the Left." Later, the dog becomes so traumatized, it eats the dead husband.
So it's true... Some movies do cause violence...
"Uh, hey honey, why don't you send Sparkles to his kennel... This movie could really hurt the little guy!!"
"It's bad enough we named him 'Sparkles.'"
"Well then maybe you shouldn't have raised our son to be a homosexual."
"How many illigitamat milatto children do you have again, dear? Why don't you go make a straight one of those?"
"Not near as many 'late business meetings' as you had last year, honey. I can't imagine how you keep a job if your clothes and hair are always so disheveled."
"I want a fucking divorce."
"Oh shit, the movie's starting... wow, the dog really does look traumatized."
"I hate you."
"Well quit being the office whore and maybe I'll treat yah better. Hey, where yah goin? Is your boss in the closet for you to fuck when I turn my back?"
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Jesus, the dog is just cowering there... oh fuck! He's pissi"--BLAM!!
Husband falls over dead from a gunshot to the skull. All this violence happened because of "Last House on the Left." Later, the dog becomes so traumatized, it eats the dead husband.
So it's true... Some movies do cause violence...
